You despise me, don't you?
Claim and gone.
I'm bleeding quite a bit from my ear.
>>699261546
No fair! That's cheating!
>>699262053
Due to my pickiness, I often only like the best, yet simple things.
Oh man, if I had my old ipod... I could show you what me and my cousins refered to as "Diabeetus waiting to happen". It was a platter filled to the brim with gummy worms, gummy sharks, oreos, Reeses, M&Ms, gummy frogs, and to top it all off, it was served up with a 12 pack of mt Dew Voltage. Between the 3 of us, we downed ALL of it within the night. And this was a cake platter normally used for medium-large sized cakes.
Mmmm, not ALWAYS, but she does make some good stuff. I personally think I got her beat on mashed potatoes and cookies though.
It's actually not that much. The socket set is just 3 sizes of wrenches, surrounded by the socket bits that are generally about the size of a thumb for the very largest ones. You could store all of them in a briefcase easily, which most sets come in! So if you put stuff back like you're supposed to, it takes no space at all! And the Allen set is the same way, only they're used for hex bolts; they're still the same size roughly though!
>Yep, I could keep them under my bed easily if I wanted to.
>>699262938
Not as pleasant as one would think unless you eat lots of fruit.
>>699263006
I don't understand what you're saying.
Why american women like niggers so much?
>>699241590
Big cocks
White men:
>genetically predisposed to have big fat bellies
>genetically predisposed to have small muscles
>genetically predisposed to have small penises
>genetically predisposed to be less aggressive
>genetically predisposed to be less masculine
>genetically predisposed to be less physically attractive
Black men:
>genetically predisposed to have little body fat
>genetically predisposed to have huge, big black muscles
>genetically predisposed to have big slinky delicious big black cock
>genetically predisposed to be more aggressive
>genetically predisposed to be more masculine
>genetically predisposed to be more physically attractive
They are the latest fad
Cock rate thread anyone?
My bad about the orientation
>>699233926
7/10 good thickness, decent length. would prolly be a little higher if trimmed/shaven
ey can i snag a rate
My bottom cock
What do you want me to draw, losers?
Sterling Archer in a sombrero and pancho
>>699246499
I might just start over, this came out terrible.
Still waiting for delivery.
It think it's time for BUTT BUTT BUTT!
Hey /b/, brickthief here. Just did another job. What you think, good haul?
To refresh your memories.
you wouldn't happen to live in socal, would you?
Roll for who you're sleeping with tonight
roll
I predict 7
Rolling
roll
>>699249869
welp, I got 9
so gimmie 7
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
I want to an Furseiseki
the ride never ends
>>699256892
I wish to be situated within the confines of a female shark's stomach.
Feels thread...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clI-Oswg1ZA
must suck to be you guys
having brains that don't function properly and constantly fuck you up
Well at least suicide is easy eh
You have the balls to roll?
>>699249299
Fuck it
Sure, but I'm only gonna believe my roll if I get 0, 2, 4, 6, or 8.
my ex girlfriend
>>699249491
fuck ;(((((((((((
deutsch faden
#EinLebenOhneFadenIstEinSchlechtes-Edition
Heute sogar mit Fragen:
a) Habt ihr schonmal eine Weißwurst gegessen? Wenn ja, wie?
b) Was war das beste Handy bisher?
c) Was wisst ihr über Ungarn?
>>699247861
moin
>a) Habt ihr schonmal eine Weißwurst gegessen? Wenn ja, wie?
lecker! mit viel süßem Senf , und gepellt nicht gezuzelt...
>b) Was war das beste Handy bisher?
ist doch schon heiss egal
>c) Was wisst ihr über Ungarn?
eigentlich nichts *scham
>>699248616
>lecker! mit viel süßem Senf , und gepellt nicht gezuzelt...
kommst du als einem der Alpenländer?
>>699247861
morgen...
>a) Habt ihr schonmal eine Weißwurst gegessen? Wenn ja, wie?
nope, wenn dann mit senf
>b) Was war das beste Handy bisher?
samsung s35i
>c) Was wisst ihr über Ungarn?
nichts eigentlich
traurig ins bett gegangen, traurig aufgewacht
wieso fühlt sich der kontaktabbruch mit nem mädel so an, als ob jemand gestorben wäre?
>>699249105
wenn Deutschland n Alpenland ist ja... bzw wohne ich da
kjhgfd
KATIA KISS ME
katia kiss avery
^~~~~~^
>>699232898
i heard it's like $70 a month to deal with meters on my campus
fuck that
I've been away from the internet over the past week.
is this shit worth the money?
I was expecting a minecraft in space sort of thing.. steam has mixed reviews.
thoughts?
>>699242200
Its disappointing as fuck
>>699242200
If you like Minecraft and Lost in Space, go ahead.
Otherwise, buy something else.
It was obvious from since this shit was first showcased that it would be insubstantial and get old quickly. You're a dullard who follows whatever's trending to even be considering this game.
celeb thread
where's the previous OP who said he had that uncensored pic?
Is this worth our time, /b/?
Nope don't fuck with it
>>699254225
no.
+16054756968
Is that a yank number?
Ring it!
gogogo
CATURDAY TIME!
fuck off cancer
Fuck off back to Facebook or wherever you came from.
>>699248022
<- classic
>>699248022
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Hate Chen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2LHdWPutN4
>>699251617
No shit
>>699251634
Later dude
Clammed
Iowa claimed
>>699250319
Ah the more you know. Do dirt bikes like to break down and shit alot? not alot of biking knowledge. So towards my lands huh? Nothing too specific I see
Well if you want a little taste I'm not stopping you~
>>699250560
Well not just for that but if I do happen to go for whatever reason that'll be one of my stops!
Jesus christ that's alot of people. Might just be because it's new right?
>>699250866
Hey doll face whats up?
>>699251634
>>699250858 (Yuno)
That's pretty good, never found that one before.
I like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kyHmFQnHcA [Embed]
Aww, well see you later!
You Train You Lose thread
Roll four digits and enter them into Google Images, if a train pic shows up you lose and must post it in shame
Toy trains count and you must scroll ALL the way down the results
Kk
>>699249432
Rolling I guess.
I'm game. Rolling.
>>699249717
Buses and planes, but no trains.
s/fur
science and shitposting edition
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
I want to an Furseiseki
i will never have a gf and it makes me want to die
i used to think like this when I was young, then I realised how fucking pathetic women actually are
>>699228620
Nice guitar OP, what is it?
>>699229325
This.
>>699228620
Stop making these threads and just kill yourself
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