s/fur and the lost time
Would you an xpray?
>>699265209
Fuck yeah. Can we get some bats up in this thread?
Whats the gayest thing you done /b/?
or are you about to give into the urge to suck cock?
Ill share a story after I dump some gifs
Went to a Gay Bath House. Had three guys suck my cock at the same time. Then fucked another guy in front of everyone. Its was a blast.
Put my gf's anal plug in my butt
>>699251884
I have a bad news for you. You seem 110% gay man.
>>699251657
Been in a relationship with a guy for over a decade, we're common law. That gay enough? Pic related is what we do.
pics you want to spread
So, when do her legs spread?
did someone say spread?
ITT: nature is scary
>>699239117
it sure is OP
>>699220201
>>699239563
nature is truly horrifying
You despise me, don't you?
Claim and gone.
I'm bleeding quite a bit from my ear.
>>699261546
No fair! That's cheating!
>>699262053
Due to my pickiness, I often only like the best, yet simple things.
Oh man, if I had my old ipod... I could show you what me and my cousins refered to as "Diabeetus waiting to happen". It was a platter filled to the brim with gummy worms, gummy sharks, oreos, Reeses, M&Ms, gummy frogs, and to top it all off, it was served up with a 12 pack of mt Dew Voltage. Between the 3 of us, we downed ALL of it within the night. And this was a cake platter normally used for medium-large sized cakes.
Mmmm, not ALWAYS, but she does make some good stuff. I personally think I got her beat on mashed potatoes and cookies though.
It's actually not that much. The socket set is just 3 sizes of wrenches, surrounded by the socket bits that are generally about the size of a thumb for the very largest ones. You could store all of them in a briefcase easily, which most sets come in! So if you put stuff back like you're supposed to, it takes no space at all! And the Allen set is the same way, only they're used for hex bolts; they're still the same size roughly though!
>Yep, I could keep them under my bed easily if I wanted to.
>>699262938
Not as pleasant as one would think unless you eat lots of fruit.
>>699263006
I don't understand what you're saying.
Why american women like niggers so much?
>>699241590
Big cocks
White men:
>genetically predisposed to have big fat bellies
>genetically predisposed to have small muscles
>genetically predisposed to have small penises
>genetically predisposed to be less aggressive
>genetically predisposed to be less masculine
>genetically predisposed to be less physically attractive
Black men:
>genetically predisposed to have little body fat
>genetically predisposed to have huge, big black muscles
>genetically predisposed to have big slinky delicious big black cock
>genetically predisposed to be more aggressive
>genetically predisposed to be more masculine
>genetically predisposed to be more physically attractive
They are the latest fad
Cock rate thread anyone?
My bad about the orientation
>>699233926
7/10 good thickness, decent length. would prolly be a little higher if trimmed/shaven
ey can i snag a rate
My bottom cock
What do you want me to draw, losers?
Sterling Archer in a sombrero and pancho
>>699246499
I might just start over, this came out terrible.
Still waiting for delivery.
It think it's time for BUTT BUTT BUTT!
Hey /b/, brickthief here. Just did another job. What you think, good haul?
To refresh your memories.
you wouldn't happen to live in socal, would you?
Roll for who you're sleeping with tonight
roll
I predict 7
Rolling
roll
>>699249869
welp, I got 9
so gimmie 7
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
I want to an Furseiseki
the ride never ends
>>699256892
I wish to be situated within the confines of a female shark's stomach.
Feels thread...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clI-Oswg1ZA
must suck to be you guys
having brains that don't function properly and constantly fuck you up
Well at least suicide is easy eh
You have the balls to roll?
>>699249299
Fuck it
Sure, but I'm only gonna believe my roll if I get 0, 2, 4, 6, or 8.
my ex girlfriend
>>699249491
fuck ;(((((((((((
deutsch faden
#EinLebenOhneFadenIstEinSchlechtes-Edition
Heute sogar mit Fragen:
a) Habt ihr schonmal eine Weißwurst gegessen? Wenn ja, wie?
b) Was war das beste Handy bisher?
c) Was wisst ihr über Ungarn?
>>699247861
moin
>a) Habt ihr schonmal eine Weißwurst gegessen? Wenn ja, wie?
lecker! mit viel süßem Senf , und gepellt nicht gezuzelt...
>b) Was war das beste Handy bisher?
ist doch schon heiss egal
>c) Was wisst ihr über Ungarn?
eigentlich nichts *scham
>>699248616
>lecker! mit viel süßem Senf , und gepellt nicht gezuzelt...
kommst du als einem der Alpenländer?
>>699247861
morgen...
>a) Habt ihr schonmal eine Weißwurst gegessen? Wenn ja, wie?
nope, wenn dann mit senf
>b) Was war das beste Handy bisher?
samsung s35i
>c) Was wisst ihr über Ungarn?
nichts eigentlich
traurig ins bett gegangen, traurig aufgewacht
wieso fühlt sich der kontaktabbruch mit nem mädel so an, als ob jemand gestorben wäre?
>>699249105
wenn Deutschland n Alpenland ist ja... bzw wohne ich da
kjhgfd
KATIA KISS ME
katia kiss avery
^~~~~~^
>>699232898
i heard it's like $70 a month to deal with meters on my campus
fuck that
I've been away from the internet over the past week.
is this shit worth the money?
I was expecting a minecraft in space sort of thing.. steam has mixed reviews.
thoughts?
>>699242200
Its disappointing as fuck
>>699242200
If you like Minecraft and Lost in Space, go ahead.
Otherwise, buy something else.
It was obvious from since this shit was first showcased that it would be insubstantial and get old quickly. You're a dullard who follows whatever's trending to even be considering this game.
celeb thread
where's the previous OP who said he had that uncensored pic?
Is this worth our time, /b/?
Nope don't fuck with it
>>699254225
no.
+16054756968
Is that a yank number?
Ring it!
gogogo
CATURDAY TIME!
fuck off cancer
Fuck off back to Facebook or wherever you came from.
>>699248022
<- classic
>>699248022
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