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Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
Not here
>>681693361
Asuka Claimed and eyepatched
Claimed
>mfw I make bread too late by just a few seconds
New Celeb Fap thread
Please NONE of the following
Noo traps ie
"taytay"
"cara"
NO ugly spics/nigs
ie
Selena
Ari
kardashian turds
also no zlist disney sluts like dove and "G" jordyn we get it your a buncha trolls/pedos trying to derail threads
ALSO no faggots talking to themselves trying to be gay in thread...its kinda getting old now..
other than that post who you like and have fun!
>>681692403
Why am I not invited? For hating on Taylor?
Suddenly, hentai.
>>681692625
not invited for spic loving and spamming....
read what i said also ....NO TRAPS IE TAYTAY
but its obvious you are just a spamming troll now fuck off
so i have been planing this prank on a friend of mine where i took my fake facebook account and added his sisters pictures and changed my name to his sisters. i also set on his laptop so that he appears offline to his actual sister on his facebook so her name doesnt appear twice on his chat. i also know he hasnt messaged his sister before on facebook so us also not messaging on my fake account wont rumble me.
TL:DR i am pretending to be this guys sister on facebook.
now what should i say to him /b/?
So lets start simple and not give the game away
Bumping for interest
>>681689523
bamp
Fist me brother
>>681689523
whatever you do, dont say anything "haha le randumb XDD" just play it cool and be subtle. this has a lot of potential
No YLYL?
>>681684334
There's 4 of the fuckers, including this one.
/thread
>>681684334
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>>681684331
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>681685397
It's been fine so far. I just woke up so I'm kinda tired but other than that I'm fine.
>>681685785
Best mage claimed
Kyouko claimed.
best girl claimed
Miho claimed
That Prime shit is a bunch of BS
Celebs that make you hard
vote selena
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>681687127
batman's bitch
ITT: Share your GF's ass and others will rate/comment.
>>681682332
>>681682498
>>681682567
mmm yogurt pants
what are your thoughts on her ass?
***TRUMP VS. SANDERS GAME***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins! If no one reaches 270, a house vote decides the election!
>Candidates: #1) Donald Trump #2) Ron Paul #3) Bernie Sanders
The Northeast was a mixed bag, but so far in the South, it's been all Bernie. Plenty of states yet to come though.
Part 2 continues now!
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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR WEST VIRGINIA***
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TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>681685643
TRRUMP
>>681685643
Sanders
>>681685643
Paul
>>681685643
Bern
What's up /b/ ?
I need help for a serious business :
Does anyone here still run under windows XP (preferably x86) ?
OR have a second PC who runs into it ?
My problem is the following :
my favorite game from my childhood cannot work properly - or at all - on recent computers, and don't work either on virtualbox / virtual PC / etc...
If I found a configuration who actually works, I'm gonna do whatever I can to find such a PC... (but not before I'm sure it's working)
Or maybe anons have another ideas to make my PC game works ?
>>681679398
>Or maybe anons have another ideas to make my PC game works ?
Lots of old games are on GOG and are patched to work on modern OS's. Personally, I keep a circa-2000 laptop around for these sorts of things, though usually VBox is good enough.
>>681679398
I would try Installing a copy of XP in VirtualBox on a PC. On my Mac I use a program called Boxer to play old DOS games, it simply packages them up into an executable.
>>681679398
You can run in compatibility mode and you can always have virtual box with the correct service pack and sufficient virtual hardware capabilities
>>681679650
Thanks mate for your reply.
My game is not on GOG, but no surprise. I think I am the only on on earth who enjoys this game
> pic related (but not the PS1 version, which is awfull on emulator)
The game doesn't work with a windows XP x86 on VBox, a directX 7 issue... :(
If your local Goodwill has a computer store, you can get old computers really, really cheap. The drawback- but for you, the benefit- is that they typically have a vintage (but legal!) OS on them.
Dick size guessing!
Post your cock and others try to guess your length and girth.
>>681679027
I only like black... and BiG
>>681679242
Well, it's not black, but it's small either. ;)
>>681679383
Not small either*
>>681679149
I'd say about 5.5 inches long. 4.75 inches girth.
Where's the feels thread?
>starts thread
>doesnt dump
Griffor testing thread !
Anyone with less than 200 points at the Griffor test is a fucking looser.
Take the test, Anon, and take it sincerly.
>OP is 225
>Inb4 OP did it with a fist down his throat.
>>681673849
Address is http://test.griffor.com/en
OP will faggot.
>>681673849
testing 1 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPiEVyd3-4k
Here's the logic :
0 is fucking Maria the sexless mother
450 is Satan, the baby unicorn shota-loving drunk pot-head.
100 is a normalfag.
>200
>sooo edgy
Anyone testing ? Shit can be long.
>>681673849
>drugs
Drugs don't exist in 2nd world countries
>drinks
I tried alcohol. I'll stick with soda. It's way more hipster and unique.
>sex
Why would I do that? Why would I do something that everybody does?
soundcloud threat.
post your links and we will rate it and share it if is real good
https://soundcloud.com/javier-dreis ziger-dominguez
>here is mine
>ambient
>experimental
>house
>glitch
>idm
>trance
>>681677671
https://soundcloud.com/dancesceneisdead
>>681677815
sound good, i like it... but the intro and outro of your songs have work to do
>>681678156
I know, I just started making music. I have a LOT to work on.
>>681677671
this is dope OP, good job
https://soundcloud.com/dactilomatig/sets/pre-apocalyptic-sea
>experimental electronic
>vocals
Draw Thread: Pastel Edition
>>681674237
Looks like bi flag.
GAAAAY!
>>681674237
bump for no chris thread
https://picarto.tv/TheMarc
taking requests
I AM STAYING IN THIS THREAD.
You ask "where is this?"" You Lose
seljandafoss
It's Iceland
S/fur k9 addition
![f9df1aa73d60e6284b2d55d3e02fac6e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LHYuvls.jpg "f9df1aa73d60e6284b2d55d3e02fac6e[1].jpg")
kiks. post em. girls only plaz. wil post results
Ms.disconnected
>>681680406
how should i say i know her?
>>681680277
i would love to feel that nut in my mouth or ass.
Tehunnniieee
9GAG is better than 4chan
Funny pictures,amazing memes,good people,original content etc. etc.
>>681676167
Who gives a shit
9Fag is shit
>>681676275
The shit givers
Than why are you on 4chan?
>>681676379
why?
Describe your first blowjob experience
I was 15.I went to her birthday party.After a few drinks we started making out and she took me upstairs.She locked the door behind me and went on her knees and took my cock out.She gave and amazing head balls deep.I didnt have a condom but i still fucked her brains out.
> Was 19, she was 18
> Dating for a few weeks
> Both of us haven't done anything with anyone
> Get HJ from her by just putting her hand directly on my cock and stroking with it
> One day, we have gotten fully naked, playing around
> I go down on her for first time, get her off, didnt really know what I was doing
> My turn, lay back and she starts stroking...
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>>681672488
16 years old got drunk at bestfriends party, started making out and eventually went downstairs where she went at it. I had a hard time getting it up cause i used to watch so much porn. The moment my cawk hit her mouth i felt in paradise. Since i couldn't get it up, i didnt cum so i invited her over the next week and she blew me 5 times. Made sure to shave too lol my dick was so hairy my friend saw my pubes all over his bed the day after the party.
>>681672488
I was 15/16 (right around my birthday) and i went down on my girlfriend and she had to pretty much tell me what to do since i had never done anything before (she was 17 with experience) then she said it was her turn. I probably lasted only like 4 or 5 minutes and i came in her mouth. never had sex with her. should probably try now that she's engaged just to be an asshole.
Why are there people who get offended when someone say they watch this show? Like it's their job to tell me how bad the show is. Is it just a big meme?
>>681664380
You have to be a true piece of shit to not like Rick and Morty
This is seriously one of the best shows on tv.
>>681665289
>>681664380
It is because the fandom (like always) ruined the show. They turned it into a cancerous thing, and it upsets me because i like the show.
>pic related how i feel about r&m fans
>>681664380
Yea don't talk or even look in the general direction of these idiots. Let them live their delusional bullshit lives and enjoy the company of people who aren't dicks.
Contrived 2edgy horseshit with bad voice acting. Literally a children's show.
