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Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>681685397
It's been fine so far. I just woke up so I'm kinda tired but other than that I'm fine.
>>681685785
Best mage claimed
Kyouko claimed.
best girl claimed
Miho claimed
That Prime shit is a bunch of BS
Celebs that make you hard
vote selena
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>681687127
batman's bitch
ITT: Share your GF's ass and others will rate/comment.
>>681682332
>>681682498
>>681682567
mmm yogurt pants
what are your thoughts on her ass?
***TRUMP VS. SANDERS GAME***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins! If no one reaches 270, a house vote decides the election!
>Candidates: #1) Donald Trump #2) Ron Paul #3) Bernie Sanders
The Northeast was a mixed bag, but so far in the South, it's been all Bernie. Plenty of states yet to come though.
Part 2 continues now!
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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR WEST VIRGINIA***
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TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>681685643
TRRUMP
>>681685643
Sanders
>>681685643
Paul
>>681685643
Bern
What's up /b/ ?
I need help for a serious business :
Does anyone here still run under windows XP (preferably x86) ?
OR have a second PC who runs into it ?
My problem is the following :
my favorite game from my childhood cannot work properly - or at all - on recent computers, and don't work either on virtualbox / virtual PC / etc...
If I found a configuration who actually works, I'm gonna do whatever I can to find such a PC... (but not before I'm sure it's working)
Or maybe anons have another ideas to make my PC game works ?
>>681679398
>Or maybe anons have another ideas to make my PC game works ?
Lots of old games are on GOG and are patched to work on modern OS's. Personally, I keep a circa-2000 laptop around for these sorts of things, though usually VBox is good enough.
>>681679398
I would try Installing a copy of XP in VirtualBox on a PC. On my Mac I use a program called Boxer to play old DOS games, it simply packages them up into an executable.
>>681679398
You can run in compatibility mode and you can always have virtual box with the correct service pack and sufficient virtual hardware capabilities
>>681679650
Thanks mate for your reply.
My game is not on GOG, but no surprise. I think I am the only on on earth who enjoys this game
> pic related (but not the PS1 version, which is awfull on emulator)
The game doesn't work with a windows XP x86 on VBox, a directX 7 issue... :(
If your local Goodwill has a computer store, you can get old computers really, really cheap. The drawback- but for you, the benefit- is that they typically have a vintage (but legal!) OS on them.
Dick size guessing!
Post your cock and others try to guess your length and girth.
>>681679027
I only like black... and BiG
>>681679242
Well, it's not black, but it's small either. ;)
>>681679383
Not small either*
>>681679149
I'd say about 5.5 inches long. 4.75 inches girth.
Where's the feels thread?
>starts thread
>doesnt dump
Griffor testing thread !
Anyone with less than 200 points at the Griffor test is a fucking looser.
Take the test, Anon, and take it sincerly.
>OP is 225
>Inb4 OP did it with a fist down his throat.
>>681673849
Address is http://test.griffor.com/en
OP will faggot.
>>681673849
testing 1 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPiEVyd3-4k
Here's the logic :
0 is fucking Maria the sexless mother
450 is Satan, the baby unicorn shota-loving drunk pot-head.
100 is a normalfag.
>200
>sooo edgy
Anyone testing ? Shit can be long.
>>681673849
>drugs
Drugs don't exist in 2nd world countries
>drinks
I tried alcohol. I'll stick with soda. It's way more hipster and unique.
>sex
Why would I do that? Why would I do something that everybody does?
soundcloud threat.
post your links and we will rate it and share it if is real good
https://soundcloud.com/javier-dreis ziger-dominguez
>here is mine
>ambient
>experimental
>house
>glitch
>idm
>trance
>>681677671
https://soundcloud.com/dancesceneisdead
>>681677815
sound good, i like it... but the intro and outro of your songs have work to do
>>681678156
I know, I just started making music. I have a LOT to work on.
>>681677671
this is dope OP, good job
https://soundcloud.com/dactilomatig/sets/pre-apocalyptic-sea
>experimental electronic
>vocals
Draw Thread: Pastel Edition
>>681674237
Looks like bi flag.
GAAAAY!
>>681674237
bump for no chris thread
https://picarto.tv/TheMarc
taking requests
I AM STAYING IN THIS THREAD.
You ask "where is this?"" You Lose
seljandafoss
It's Iceland
S/fur k9 addition
![f9df1aa73d60e6284b2d55d3e02fac6e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LHYuvls.jpg "f9df1aa73d60e6284b2d55d3e02fac6e[1].jpg")
kiks. post em. girls only plaz. wil post results
Ms.disconnected
>>681680406
how should i say i know her?
>>681680277
i would love to feel that nut in my mouth or ass.
Tehunnniieee
9GAG is better than 4chan
Funny pictures,amazing memes,good people,original content etc. etc.
>>681676167
Who gives a shit
9Fag is shit
>>681676275
The shit givers
Than why are you on 4chan?
>>681676379
why?
Describe your first blowjob experience
I was 15.I went to her birthday party.After a few drinks we started making out and she took me upstairs.She locked the door behind me and went on her knees and took my cock out.She gave and amazing head balls deep.I didnt have a condom but i still fucked her brains out.
> Was 19, she was 18
> Dating for a few weeks
> Both of us haven't done anything with anyone
> Get HJ from her by just putting her hand directly on my cock and stroking with it
> One day, we have gotten fully naked, playing around
> I go down on her for first time, get her off, didnt really know what I was doing
> My turn, lay back and she starts stroking...
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>>681672488
16 years old got drunk at bestfriends party, started making out and eventually went downstairs where she went at it. I had a hard time getting it up cause i used to watch so much porn. The moment my cawk hit her mouth i felt in paradise. Since i couldn't get it up, i didnt cum so i invited her over the next week and she blew me 5 times. Made sure to shave too lol my dick was so hairy my friend saw my pubes all over his bed the day after the party.
>>681672488
I was 15/16 (right around my birthday) and i went down on my girlfriend and she had to pretty much tell me what to do since i had never done anything before (she was 17 with experience) then she said it was her turn. I probably lasted only like 4 or 5 minutes and i came in her mouth. never had sex with her. should probably try now that she's engaged just to be an asshole.
Why are there people who get offended when someone say they watch this show? Like it's their job to tell me how bad the show is. Is it just a big meme?
>>681664380
You have to be a true piece of shit to not like Rick and Morty
This is seriously one of the best shows on tv.
>>681665289
>>681664380
It is because the fandom (like always) ruined the show. They turned it into a cancerous thing, and it upsets me because i like the show.
>pic related how i feel about r&m fans
>>681664380
Yea don't talk or even look in the general direction of these idiots. Let them live their delusional bullshit lives and enjoy the company of people who aren't dicks.
Contrived 2edgy horseshit with bad voice acting. Literally a children's show.
*brushes your mane*
hii boys
Anyone here?
nope
(Now it's time for our wrap up
Let's give it everything we've got
Ready? Begin)
Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Canceling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank daily doing dough
Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low
Eating other editors with each and every energetic
Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette
Furious
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Hit em high, hella height, historical
Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy
Imitators idolize, I intimidate
In an instant, I'll rise in an irate state
Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jocking joints
Justly, it's just me, writing my journals
Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on
Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is
Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
My mind makes marvelous moves, masses
Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered
Niggas nap knowing...
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Operation, opposition, off not optional
Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals
Perfected poem, powerful punch lines
Pummeling petty powder puffs in my prime
Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quantum
Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh
Really raw raps, rising up rapidly
Riding the rushing radioactivity
Super scientifical sound search sought
Silencing super fire saps that are soft
Tales ten times talented, too tough
Take that, challengers, get a tune up
Universal, unique untouched
Unadulterated, the raw uncut
Verb vice lord victorious valid
Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished
While I'm all well what a wise wordsmith just
Weaving up words, weeded up on my work shift
Xerox, my X-radiation holes extra large
X-height letters, and xylophone tones
Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws
Yesterday's lawn yard sell our yawn
Zig zag zombies, zoom in to the zenith
Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEALOTS!...
Ayo lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal
Subliminal in your swimming pool
Heah hah hah!
I'm serious nigga one of y'all niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up
Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this motherfucker
Steady long, steady long nigga
With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I...
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this
I'll help, OP
Keep positng
NEDERDRAAD faggots
Posten die sletten
Nou komop maar..
Ps isstrijders aangehouden in Rome wtf
dit is echt een kkslet
>>681672918
geil
