drop or trust? 3 year relationship, Marshall was one of her HS friends, we're in our mid 20's.
She said she didn't want to hang out, I checked my calendar and saw she should be on her period so I figured I could cook some of her favorite treats and put some BJ points in the bank for later. Went over there and her friend was there and wasn't dressed in better clothes than normal for just chilling in the house.
>>692187149
Or I guess we can do the "dubs picks what I say next" game too.
>>692187149
She definitely got dicked down
>>692187452
yea probably.
>>692187149
Monkeys tend to do anything for a banana, Tyrone...
Just sayin'
YOU'RE NOT LARFING NOW, ARE YAR???
>be Nigel Farage
>go to EU parliament one day decades ago
>get laughed at
>get feelings hurt
>devote 20 years of my life to being butt hurt
>convince UK to vote out of Europe
>crash financial market
>weaken euro
>divide my nation
>dismantle the government
>set nation on course for recession
>put future of european project in doubt
>YOU'RE NOT LARFING NOW ARE YAR
>>692174981
Top kek
>>692174981
It's the equivalent of the bullied sullen kid coming back to school with AR-15
no, I'm not laughing at the 200 billion that this man has wiped from the UK economy, the jobs destroyed, the 10% fall in our currency value, and the massive spike in racist attacks and abuse that's happened since.
nor am I laughing at the lies like the "350 million a week" or any of the other shit they made up which was repeatedly debunked, and dismissed as "scaremongering".
Nor am I laughing at the fact that the scottish referendum had a 650-page document outlining every single element of a roadmap for devolution, yet the Leave campaign had a 1,200 word PDF, and now admit they dont even know what to do.
I dont laugh at any of that, or at a traitor who has decimated our nation.
teens 18+
Bump
>>692185776
So what I'm getting from this is that I should put it in her ass roughly?
I'm not attracted to my gf in the slightest anymore. The thought of having sex with her bores me, and she wants it every day and gets very upset if I don't provide it.
I love her and feel great affection for her but sexually it's just gone for me. We've done everything there is to try sexually, she's a nympho and is up for anything at all. But I just don't want it and I feel bad about it.
What the fuck do I do?
We have a 12 month contract on a rental house together, only just moved in, so 'just break up with her' isn't a good option.
Pic related it's her.
poor you
Too much porn, testosterone deficiency or you are a faggot.
Let's make a deal I'll pay the half of your rent you introduce me to your girlfriend to give me her number I'll make it to her and I'll take over for you I have no problem making your girlfriend now everyday I make that bitch cum everyday
>>692186823
Suck it up, some of us have wife that only want to do the sex 4 or 5 times a year. Cant even get a blowsie or handy.
R34 thread
Pokgirls shit plz
YLYL
>>692191496
That wasn't funny
>>692191678
It's funny you just don't get it.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>692183793
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I'm here
I'll delete.
I have arrived!
***ELECTION WARS part 3***
Get in here and roll for your favorite Presidential candidate! There are 7 to choose from. When you roll, you can optionally state which candidate you want to attack. Last candidate standing wins.
Candidates are Donald Trump, Gary Johnson, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Jill Stein, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich.
First for jill
For Trump
>>692196592
Jill stein
Jill roll
h/fur thread
100% agree
I'm gonna dump some Dax stuff
yes pls
No fluffyabuse thread? Why don't we fix that.
>be me
>live in Cleveland OH
>the little shitrats are all over the streets
>always asking for 'nummies'
>I go out of my way to torture them, especially the smarties and the herds
>one day I found a heard of 50+
>tell them I have sketties and hugsies at my house
>little do they know...
>I get them into my car
>bring them to house
>smarty starts demanding for the sketties right away
>'dummeh hoomin give sketties and let herd out ow smawty gib wo'stest owwies
>ohhellno.jpg
>grab the smarty
>put him on the table for all too see
>tie him in place
>grab my invention dubbed 'ball slapper 9000'
>know that the pain from a hit to the balls lasts 15 minutes
>set it to 16 minutes to let him know what isn't pain
>muzzle the smarty
>hit 'start' on the machine, hits smarty's balls
>fluffy says something that resembles 'no owwies fo smawty, will gib dummeh hoomin sorreh poopehs'
>when he's done shitting I take a ghost pepper and cut a few slices in it and shove it into his ass
>I hear muffled screams from the smarty
>take every fluffy, the favorable colored first, and slowly make the smarty eat them until 3 'poopeh' babies remain
>despite what you have seen I actually only hate smarties and their followers
>I take the foals and raise them to be fluffy killers
>they were far enough in development to remember their herd hating them and they remember the smarty the most
>next month I took the foals (who are now very big and very muscular for fluffies) into the torture chamber and make them watch as I crush the life out of the smarty
>smarty is screaming the whole time as I first break his legs and the cut him open and make him eat his insides
>before he dies I make sure I have broken every bone in his body
>I then make the beasts eat him
>tell the beasts to do this to every meany fluffy out on the street
>release them to kill more
Don't be too harsh /b this is my first fluffy abuse story
bump
Bump. I don't have pics because I'm on mobile but I want to see some psychological abuse
>>692174618
>be me
>live in NY
>go to fluffy shelter
>get two specimens, a smarty and an alicorn
>disguise the alicorn cause otherwise smarty will kill it
>make them do challenges everyday
>all of them test intelligence
>alicorn wins everyday
>I tell the smarty in the most patronizing, sarcastic tone that he is the smartest
>continues for a month before the smarty reverts to it's infantile state
>he is shitting and cry all over, only taking breaks to eat
>I then start ignoring him and I remove the alicorn from the room
>he gets no food and water, has to start eating his excrement
>he keeps muttering 'wan die'
>3 days later I drop him back off at a shelter to make sure he gets more abuse
Fap roulette? Fap roulette!
roll
>>692160320
YES LORD!
ROLL
>>692160320
rolla rollo
trap/sissy thread
drawthread
Swordbro and chris are cancer
Posting in pedo thread.
Hi everyone! What can I draw for you guys?
>>692181286
Maybe a McCree from Overwatch?
>>692188442
Trying again for the rest of these two
>>692188562
The other one I have. They were posted earlier.
I will post more if comments / rates are there
>>692188648
which on is tits?
>>692188835
Sure post yours too
Celeb Fap Thread v2
If you could have one superpower what would you choose?
What would you do with it?
Would you be evil or good? ( even if it's a matter of perspective)
Would you have secret identity or reveal yourself?
>It shouldn't be too powerfull though ,nothing like you could destroy the universe with or some bullshit
OK I'll start
I would choose instant teleportation
I would kill a lot of people mostly corrupt politicians and lobbyists and the guys who secretly run this world
>inb4 hurr durr put off your tinfoil there is no one controlling this world you conspiracy theorists
I believe there is, and I would find them and kill them
I probably would be some kind of an antihero because I would kill a lot of people and you know killers can't be heroes
I would choose to keep my identity secret because I would like to have some kind of civil life
OK faggots let's hear what you would choose
>>692168774
I wish I could backwards arrow quote people on /b/
shoot arrows that fly at 200mph out of my ass and throat
>>692168774
Control of every element on the periodic table.
>>692169355
Not too powerfull faggot
You could destroy the universe with that
deutscher faden
wann habt ihr mit dem rauchen angefangen?
schon mal bei einer nutte gewesen? (preis?)
was haltet ihr von veganern?
>>692182626
>Ich sags mal so, ich spiel hier ein paar verschiedene Charaktere. Und ich lurche hier beinahe jeden Abend rum.
Hallo Haley
>>692182581
>wann habt ihr mit dem rauchen angefangen?
Mit 9
>schon mal bei einer nutte gewesen? (preis?)
50 Euro halbe Stunde GV
>was haltet ihr von veganern?
Sind besserwissende Arschlöcher. Sowas sollte man zwangsernähren.
>>692182581
>wann habt ihr mit dem rauchen angefangen?
Nie
>schon mal bei einer nutte gewesen? (preis?)
Nein, zahle nicht für Sex
>was haltet ihr von veganern
Deppen
>>692182581
>wann habt ihr mit dem rauchen angefangen?
Habe nie geraucht, nie probiert!
>schon mal bei einer nutte gewesen? (preis?)
Nein, Sex ist besser mit einer Frau, für die man etwas empfindet.
>was haltet ihr von veganern?
Eßstörung, sollte behandelt werden.
ylyl
Bumping the thread for you OP :)
ITT we post girls we know and other anons yell you how they'd fuck them. Pt 2
>>692188503
Gangbanged by everyone on that train.
What would you do to these 3? Want more of any?
>>692188503
fuck the left one on the train then bash the left one and shove my cock up her asshole
No Amateur BJ thread /b/?? let´s have one!
>>692160699
You have moar of her?
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