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Music recommendations thread. Doesn't have to be god tier, just albums and stuff that /b/ likes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTobovkjkvg
First time doing benzo's tonight.
My question is, will I be a be able to drive safely 5 hours after taking 2mg alprazolam? Any benzo tricks and tips welcome.
take 1mg before drive, 1mg after
theres a reason they come on .25's dont take 2mg you will black out/sleep with no tolerance.
>>674602879
Yeah, first time with any med, you should proceed cautiously.
Story:
A friend of mine (who had never taken any benzos) was curious about Xanax (alprazolam). I gave him 1mg. We waited about an hour, and he said he felt nothing at all. So I gave him another 1mg. Shortly after, he headed out to drive home, which was about 50 miles on the highway.
He had great trouble staying awake and had to stop all multiple rest stops, and just hang out. He barely made it home.
Not smart, on my part,...
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Who the fuck gets all excited over a bar
>>674603460
If you have no tolerance, 2mg will fuck your shit up. See >>674603426
These are the cups my family drinks out of. Are we poor?
Also general drinkware thread
Holy BPA! how the fuck are you all alive?
>>674602535
>kids are grown
>go to thrown out old cups
>wife says no, nothing wrong with them
>old, chipped and ugly
>and so are the cups
>>674603333
checkd for blending
>>674603007
Autistic beer hack
Post yfw your mom walks in on you busting a nut
>>674605407
>>674605407
![bjs[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UM85ThA.gif "bjs[1].gif")
gifs that make you want to suck dick, got any? post some.
![A00001[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mEt5Dm9.gif "A00001[1].gif")
![A00002[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7uXRtwH.gif "A00002[1].gif")
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Ylyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
any midwest fags on /b/?
>>674600444
>checked
Illinois reporting
>>674600444
Nice Trips /b/ro
MI reporting in
Michigan thread lurker reporting
illinois
>>674601311
Chicago?
OK bros. I like play on 4chan and sometimes i win some games. Now, i have 4 shitty keys. First dubs win Commander - Conquest Of The Americas. Next...we will see. Post with ID.
id/KapitanKlos/ greets!!
id/jimjab14/
>>674604322
faggot nigger
Rolling cause why not
steamcommunity.com/id/gimmesomesploosh/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198081178931
>>674604430
Reroll
ITT: You faggots convince me Windows 8 or 10 is better than 7.
>protip: you can't.
>>674602530
Bump
Bamp
I can't
Also
>self bumping
Good luck
nobody can do that, thread created in vain
DirectX 12
let
COMBO BREAKR
>>674604415
winner winner chicken dinner
was even too scared to type the rest after the first one
Canadian Girls Bread
Bonus for nudes, post area code
bump more 604 plz
nobody has anything?
The American girl is well acquainted with her body's seductive capacity. She knows it lies in the face, and in expressive eyes, and thirsty lips. She knows seductiveness lies in the round breasts, the full buttocks, and in the shapely thighs, sleek legs—and she shows all this and does not hide it.
-Sayyid Qutb
Let's see some examples, gentleman /b/astards!
I'll start.
huge tits thread. LETS GO
here you go
>>674603037
>>674603037
many varieties of tits
Men holding tits
ITT: We post our cum jars
>>674604441
timestamp
>>674604441
TRIPS EATS IT AND DELIVERS
>>674604963
has that solidified?
How would you fuck these two?
>>674601224
love the feet on right!! more!!!
>>674601224
with a bomb safe suit
>>674601627
>>674602088
mmm keep going!!!
>>674602130
No more feet on right but have left
Found sisters strapon
>>674602214
taste it
>>674602413
Yeah suck that you fgt
Plant a camera and wait for the goods.
>>674602214
found like so?
put it somewhere else in her room, so she knows someone not only saw it, but moved it
suck it in the mean time
print out "tasty" in big comic sans letters and place it next to it
>>674602936
Waiting for the spy cam to come in
top tier star wars thread
ITT: Deutsch THread
#original
>Fragen
Coolster Facharzt?
Judentum vs. Islam?
Welche Sorte Mensch verachtet ihr?
Habt ihr schon einmal jemanden richtig verprügelt? Ich erbete Grüntext
Wie erfolgreich seid ihr im Vergleich zu euren ehemaligen Klassenkameraden?
nochmal die frage:
>sei ich
>20
>roboter
>sozial isoliert
>bekannte kommen nur auf mich zu wenn sie was brauchen
>16 jährige typen fragen ob ich was mit ihnen machen will (alkohol kaufen, sie mit dem auto wohin fahren)
>disko, haben keine aufsicht
>brauchen mich
Soll ich mich cucken lassen und mitgehen oder sagen...
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>>674604709
lass dich an ne knackige 16-jährige verkuppeln du dummer Hurensohn
im Gegenzug kaufst du denen Alk, wie behindert bist du eigentlich
>>674604709
freitod ist keine option?
>>674604709
Lauf einfach Amok und knall jeden ab, der dich ausnutzt
>>674604862
>lass dich an ne knackige 16-jährige verkuppeln du dummer Hurensohn
im Gegenzug kaufst du denen Alk, wie behindert bist du eigentlich
DIES
Fuck oslo, there is no good weed here,
>>674602627
do a real drug you fucking pussy
Doesn't exactly look terrible, but it's far, far away from good quality, trichomes are extremely present, so it was all picked at the right time, too bad it was compressed, probably loads of seeds and stems in there
>>674602627
Dude, I'm from cali and I ain't seen stress in a koo ass minute.
>>674603784
What this guy said, besides the seeds.
You still get better dope then 90% of the rest of the world and still bitch about it
>>674602627
That weed is just cured with water. it reduces smell and volume and makes it look terrible. Kind of a turnoff for selling and buying it, but its the only way to smuggle weed instead of hash into norway.
Well /b/, I think I might die. I was used to a few drops of blood, but this is new.
It was a boring shit life, nothing of value was lost.
>>674602240
You drink too much moron.
go see a doctor you twat waffle
>>674602240
English mother fucker do you speak it
>>674602240
You're fine. That red blood is from external bleeding... probably an anal fissure or hemorrhoid. Castro-intestinal bleeding results in dark black and strong smelling poop.
I would lay off of shoving things in your ass and eat more fiber.
my ass has been doing that everytime I shit for the last 2 years, you're good fam
