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Found sisters strapon
>>674602214
taste it
>>674602413
Yeah suck that you fgt
Plant a camera and wait for the goods.
>>674602214
found like so?
put it somewhere else in her room, so she knows someone not only saw it, but moved it
suck it in the mean time
print out "tasty" in big comic sans letters and place it next to it
>>674602936
Waiting for the spy cam to come in
top tier star wars thread
ITT: Deutsch THread
#original
>Fragen
Coolster Facharzt?
Judentum vs. Islam?
Welche Sorte Mensch verachtet ihr?
Habt ihr schon einmal jemanden richtig verprügelt? Ich erbete Grüntext
Wie erfolgreich seid ihr im Vergleich zu euren ehemaligen Klassenkameraden?
nochmal die frage:
>sei ich
>20
>roboter
>sozial isoliert
>bekannte kommen nur auf mich zu wenn sie was brauchen
>16 jährige typen fragen ob ich was mit ihnen machen will (alkohol kaufen, sie mit dem auto wohin fahren)
>disko, haben keine aufsicht
>brauchen mich
Soll ich mich cucken lassen und mitgehen oder sagen...
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>>674604709
lass dich an ne knackige 16-jährige verkuppeln du dummer Hurensohn
im Gegenzug kaufst du denen Alk, wie behindert bist du eigentlich
>>674604709
freitod ist keine option?
>>674604709
Lauf einfach Amok und knall jeden ab, der dich ausnutzt
>>674604862
>lass dich an ne knackige 16-jährige verkuppeln du dummer Hurensohn
im Gegenzug kaufst du denen Alk, wie behindert bist du eigentlich
DIES
Fuck oslo, there is no good weed here,
>>674602627
do a real drug you fucking pussy
Doesn't exactly look terrible, but it's far, far away from good quality, trichomes are extremely present, so it was all picked at the right time, too bad it was compressed, probably loads of seeds and stems in there
>>674602627
Dude, I'm from cali and I ain't seen stress in a koo ass minute.
>>674603784
What this guy said, besides the seeds.
You still get better dope then 90% of the rest of the world and still bitch about it
>>674602627
That weed is just cured with water. it reduces smell and volume and makes it look terrible. Kind of a turnoff for selling and buying it, but its the only way to smuggle weed instead of hash into norway.
Well /b/, I think I might die. I was used to a few drops of blood, but this is new.
It was a boring shit life, nothing of value was lost.
>>674602240
You drink too much moron.
go see a doctor you twat waffle
>>674602240
English mother fucker do you speak it
>>674602240
You're fine. That red blood is from external bleeding... probably an anal fissure or hemorrhoid. Castro-intestinal bleeding results in dark black and strong smelling poop.
I would lay off of shoving things in your ass and eat more fiber.
my ass has been doing that everytime I shit for the last 2 years, you're good fam
This is how the white race ends.
but who faps to gif of black guy cumming on white girls?
>>674602095
Technically, this is how both races end.
>>674603174
How humanity ends
>>674602095
Im guessing you were a pregnancy connoisseur in sex ed class
But who was girl?
My grandmother is about to lose her house, it's up for foreclosure on the 31st of this month.
What should I do?? I have no means of $3100 by then. She's called a attorney to help. Talked about filing for bankruptcy... This is all new to me and I can't deal with her getting put out of her home.
She got sick and stopped making payments on her taxes. So they want her house for 2013 back property taxes.
Bump. I need serious help. I'm so fucking stressed I probably will breakdown if this shit happens.
>>674601267
Pimp her out on the streets. It's where she'll end up either way
>>674602073
Get the fuck out.
She would end up in a nursing home. Either way it's not a good outcome you dense fuck.
>>674602406
Why she can make some cash working the corner. Do it faggot
become a prostitute to make the money
Why did she quit and how do we bring her back?
b
I heard she quit because her asshole fell off
Too many anal scenes, doctors recommended finding another profession
>>674602129
>>674601945
Anal prolapse. Her sphincter dosent work any more so she can't control her bowel movements.
>>674600991
Relevant to my interdast. Would appreciate a real answer
Pics you shouldn't share continued
>>674604635
gott damn
Lets have a sex talk. What fetishes does /b/ have?
i got kind of face fucked one and i really loved it but.. i never had it the same way after that, any other time a guy got rough i got scared and panicked and he stopped
>>674602565
I love naked cartoon children and pink and purple furry animals and I live in my parents basement and have a neck beard.
Mom son wincest n age gap
>>674602565
Prostitutes. Seriously love these disgusting animals. The more strung out and desperate the better.
time stop and "do what you want to do with me but i will just do what i want"
Teens
>>674601988
And by teens I guess you mean young looking 20-30 year olds. Check'd
Faster faggot
>Teens thread
>Doesn't post teen.
Wew
GOGOGO
>>674601219
FUARKKK
MORE FROM THE 4TH CHICK
wPVr58
Question for America. Why are more people not standing up to blacks. Out of any race of people they are the most destructive on a social level. They are the oldest race on the planet yet they have accomplished nothing. Prisons? Full of blacks. Bad neighborhood? Full of blacks. Their entire culture is based on hate. Just look at rap. There is no excuse for this. It really is time to take a stand and see them for what they are. If they are educated in a way that suits them better than maybe this plague can be contained.
>>674601009
cuz muh gun
Once the race war starts blacks in America will be nearly annihilated except for Detroit. They can have that pile of shit.
>>674601832
How many people do you think would support an actual crack down on them?
>>674601832
/thread
>>674602150
You can't /thread your own post.
First one to reply with a picture of them ddosing this ip get's any game on steam.
Leave steam hard link please.
66.223.135.129
Done
>>674601341
>you left no steam hard link
you fucking retard
>>674601341
kek
>>674601341
I want hotline miama 1+2+soundtrack contact Xenoyaut on steam
>>674601615
Send more packet's that's weak, fucking 4.
try in the thousand's range, hundreds if you can't do it.
ylylylylylylylylylyl
this thread is bananas
Post a pic of a girl. Other anons rate and say how they'd fuck them.
Replys get replies.
>>674601884
I'd fuck them with ops dick and then kill all 3 of you
>>674602143
You didn't post ant pic.
>>674601884
Whale watching/10
>>674602388
>American humour
Counting to 10.
1
10
First three words that come to mind
Gay Faggot Homo
>>674600375
FA AHHH GOOTTT
someone savy find this fags Families number lets show his proud pops
>>674600375
looks good man
Fuck off faggot
/thread
I'm watching you Amelica
Quick get me clapping generals
check out these epic peepers
Left or right thread
Middle
right, better body and face
>>674601663
I agree
