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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just got a handjob from a Thailand girl in a massage room, not to mention the great massage i got, what did you loser fags did today?
Had a chemistry exam
>>686433159
ranked up in cs go
>>686433194
chemistry exam is shit compared to a handjob
>>686433223
fukin nerd
>>686433159
i got a bj from my gf.
okay I know people make threads like this everyday and some might be calling for attention but I don't browse /b that much and I made my decision
will hang myself in a month and stream it
anyone wanna hear story?
I will friend.
>>686424632
i'm lurking /b/ro
me too
dont think of your family its also the pussy way out be a man and live
>>686424632
Why not just do it now
As salaamu' alaikum brothers.
Jummah Mubarak. Where did you go/are you going for Friday prayers?
Today I took a western colleague of mine to the Mosque with me. He is at a low point in his life and needed to find inner peace. After leaving the mosque he told me he feels inspired and entranced. It's like Allah spoke to him directly.
He is considering coming to Islam. Masha' Allah.
I am glad I could help him improve his life. We should all be striving to do this. Inviting others the true path is one of the most rewarding acts in Islam.
Brothers,
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Yes radicalise him and turn him into a suicide bomber...
>>686428592
If he chooses to defend Muslims by fighting the tyranny of infidels, he will be rewarded greatly in the afterlife.
Fuck that shit
Go to the pub and get shitfaced.
Pick out a scrag or two, buy them a couple of leg openers and take them home.
Tell them if they play their cards right they will get some breakfast.
Thats better than burying my face into a dress wearing pedo's stinky stanky bum.
>>686428761
"Afterlife"
fear of death is the lifeblood of organised religion
Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Homura claimed.
>>686436456
I CLAIM ARABIAN MARE
>>686436456
homu thread!!!!!!!
>>686436138
i did!!! i only found a couple of them actually nice to listen to, but like you said, i think it's just mostly the stuff that comes with the song that was fun!!!
i flipped when i found out lol
>i wish i had more....
>>686436310
>Noire
Why hello there
>>686436181
>Kagami
Back from League game with friends. Hour-long bored fest, because the enemy team was literally too pussy to make a move on us.
>>686436431
>Nagato
Hmm? Something the matter dear?
Post your literal 10/10
>>686434089
Based on the pic - did you mean 10 out of 1000000?
I believe your 1/10 is my 10/10
That's just disgusting
>>686434089
Greetings, faggots!
A few years ago, I happened upon a torrent that contained 11,813 lolis.
Yes. Eleven thousand, eight hundred and thirteen. I came across my flash drive and I decided to do /b/ a favor.
Pick a number between 1 and 11,813. Go ahead, /b/.
9001
228
9999
11812
>>686434359
601
Claim your Jailfu thread
>>686434714
rolling
>>686434714
Russel claim attempt #593 go!
>>686434714
I invoque Rusell again: I offer a virgin to make a sacrifice
Sure
>>686434714
Rolling.
Ok children of America...listen up.
Having an opinion or a viewpoint that others disagree with, is called being an individual with individual freedoms.
Just because someone speaks their mind and tells what they believe to be the truth does not make them racist, or Hitler, or a dictator, ect.
I am a supporter of not a single party. I've never voted, could have 3 times. I will not vote for anyone this election. But I will point out the bullshit that you obsessed brainwashed mouth breathers seem to miss.
No matter how much you may hate Trump, he's telling
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Trump and Sanders are both too radical to be allowed anywhere near the oval office. Both would be killed or discredited before that would happen. Hillary is corrupt enough to be in on pulling the trigger. It's a 3 way fuckfest with really ugly people. There is no "right way" to vote in this particular election.
>>686431966
Supported by jews
Trump
Hilary
Not supported by jews
Bernie
/thread
>>686432937
sure kid. "right way" fuck off and die faggot. take OP with you.
>Raises your taxes
>Giving away free shit
>>686433067
sure kid. what's the difference between a bj and camping?
Porn Webm thread. Post some good shit
opo
>>686430906
OP got sauce?
>>686431597
Unfortunately not my friend
>>686431276
Name?>?>
Pick one, roll, let's see how lucky you are
>>686434276
Rolling desu ne
>>686434861
Fuck...
>>686434276
I'm ok with every pick
rollinnn
rollerino
Some news on No Mans Sky
The most recent delay can be a very bad sign. It's making some people think the game may end up being poor quality, but its also started the rumor of a possible beta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6D KXrtXTPA&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
What is everyone's feelings on this? Do you think the delay is a big deal or is it just a little bump in the road? Will there be a beta? Should there be a beta?
Star Citizen sucks elephant dicks.
>>686425799
I think you're mixing this up with that Stellaris title sir.
>>686425249
i dont judge a game before playing it because im not a dumb ass twat who just allows others opinions to become mine instead of making my own assessment like i was actually born with my own brain.
faggot
my feelings. kill yourself your grey fucking sheep.
I was always skeptical about procedural generated landscapes. No matter what some developers say it never looks good.
>>686425903
wow man you're such a radical free thinker. so cool, majorly edgy bud.
>>686425958
Thats a great point and even the developers have mentioned that. I'm pretty sure they have straight up said there are going to be worlds that are broken. There's now way around it. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Why are white girls so into black men?
>>686429062
They aren't.
Because white dudes are fucking losers who come to white places like b to whinge about black dudes to other white sad fucks.
Have some self respect you fucking mong
Because you're still on pornhub nigger
>>686429261
You may speak foul words about your masters the day your kind will be leading this world. In other words just shut up.
>>686429396
How did you reach the comclusion im black from my post?
Jesus fucking wept you pleb im so white im almost fucking see through
Have a fucking quiet word with yourself you cuck
Because they're savage apes
Dick rate thread?
>>686427786
:(
>>686427786
/thread
9/10
>>686428337
I want to suck that dry
Rate
Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 50 million dollars from my Uncle who use to put his finger down my asshole when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000
The drinks are on me tonight lads
>>686432279
How will you send cash? Your uncle was drug dealer? That's dirty money, nobody wants it
>not posting a timestamp
>>686432279
Congrats on a sweet inheritance OP! I hope you enjoy it. If you feel like swinging me a couple kike me jakecons
OP is a major fag
>>686432411
PAYPAL :D
ITT: Givers of nostalgic boners
>>686428475
who is this chick?
ITT we wait
>waiting
>mfw I've been here for three hours already and there is no end in sight
*coughs*
>waiting
*falls asleep*
Rule 34 Thread
>>686432911
le outstanding feet.
Diagnosed Cx
>>686432911
>>686433462
Hnnnng more
>>686433512
sure Cx
https://mega.nz/#!mlAAEL7J!D_VCKet9 e_ZdosQCGhSQKVy7In0ZK_qTRxMd_6GnX5M
The only thing I'm fixin' to jerk is a rope around this baboons neck
> op > his thread > his life
Tfw you have your gfs nudes and if I posted them I'd get v&
No Butt Hole, No Care
Fucking cute, more please
bye
L8r m8
Bye
byebye
congratulations, OP is not a faggot
OP is a faggot
