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Hey b, I'm bored.
Hello bored. Tits or gtfo
>>684285971
post a timestamp or kill yourself, you lying piece of donkey shit
tits or gtfo
>>684285971
hello fellow female, do you go to school?
>>684285971
I am starving, would you mind making a kind sir a sammich?
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Perfection incarnate.
Best Ass Goddess Waifuu Claimed!
>All of you are really cuties
Dio-sama...
>>684280014
kagami claimed
>megumins a cutie
Everyone claimed
Suck it
Girls don't have penises. If you have a penis you can never be a girl. Even if you cut it off or invert it you are still a boy forever.
>>684276874
get
>>684276874
well observed, captain obvious. well observed
Tru dat nig
Dubs say girls can have feminine penises
>>684276874
If you invert it, is it still a penis though? I'm just saying, is that really what defines it for you?
go to pictureswap.org, post what you get (wins)
>>684274875
Post usernames and I'll send dicks
cassiusss
naturalemblem26
waterfowlman7 do it it'll be fucking hilarious
>>684276410
obamaphoneuser
>>68427641
Laurahagerxo
Ask a rapist anything
Who did/do you rape and why?
What did it taste like
Gucci mane is my favorite rappist.
Give me some of your best stories that you done yourself and also heard about. Did you torture one of them? Did you came inside?
>>684279341
My 2 daughters, I always had that fetish tucked away in the back of my head anon
>>684279485
Cherry pie
>>684279515
Mine would have to be Toby Turner, that cunt is guilty as fuck
>>684279563
I would rather not say, from a self incriminating point of view
![failure[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ki53H6O.png "failure[1].png")
Sup /b/ruhs!
I just realized what a fucking failure I am when I, for the first time in my soon to be 24 years old life, put my clean cloths away in my closet.
Yeah, that's right. Never done it before. Until I was like, idk, 19 or so my mother did it for me, after that I just let my clean cloths hang on the drying lines and used that as my permanent closet for almost 5 years.
Yeah, that's right. I'm almost 24 years old and still live with my parents, litterally in their basement actually. Even though I do have a job, and make about $36,500
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>>684278608
Nah, you're a faggot. And Swedish? That's just scraping the bottom of the barrel, Muhammed.
>>684278862
Actually I am one of the few white ones still in this country. That's why I won't buy a $200,000 apt in the fucking hood.
>Source, my original post didn't contain watermelons nor chicken wings.
>>684278990
But you still jack off to twinks when your mom prepares dinner.
>>684279144
Don't know what a "twinks" is, except a wow character that you locked in a low level to pwn that range in BG.... What do you mean?
>>684279144
forgot to mention in:
>>684279402
That yes, I do jack off while she prepares dinner sometimes.
Anyone wanna cum on this slut for me?
>>684277515
Hi Josh.
whats her snapchat bro?
>>684278240
Josh?
>>684278377
Don't have it soz
>>684277515
>dog filter
they really need to get rid of that shit. Fucking hoes and their filters.
Where the fuck is the caturday thread? fixed.
>>684276914
dude I just took my cat out for her first walk on a leash and I didn't even realize I did it on caturday!
Welcome to Club Kek where only dubs get in. Post a picture and get dubs and I'll photoshop you into the club! Don't stay at home another night, anon!
Im down.
checkem
>>684280197
Sorry Hitler, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Let me in fag.
CHECKEM
Mom thread?
bump for potential
any true stories?
ITT: Ways to fuck with terrorists and their stupid religion. Pic related.
a super hot trans dude with sick karate skills.
when they go for a rape they will get beaten up and then they get raped.
:>
>>684276703
ITT:
>Reverse-terrorism
they can't drink alcohol right? so just fill water guns with vodka or other strong liqour and spray it on them, i think strong alcohol gets absorbed by the skin.
:>
>>684276703
What about your stupid religion and the Empire that oppresses and kills them for profit? Maybe we should do something about that.
>>684277685
u mad bro?
GIRL FEET! Feet pics of girls we know. Exes Wives GFs Friends Family Coworkers Teachers Classmates. If you know them, post their Feet and lets jerk off to them.
>>684273724
>>684273908
>>684273978
Dubs helps me break the ice
>>684273196
If you wanna break the ice, don't be a pussy and "break the ice" over text, because when you'll meet her in real life it'll still be awkward
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I added you because you're a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm (instert your name here, OP).
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen xD
hey, whats your opinion on bronies and my little pony? *squee*
'Wanna fuck?'
>>684273465
this
Would /b/ros fuck her?
Also general wife/gf/ex rate thread
yes.
>>684279285
i just want to slide ma dong on those lips HHHNNNNNGGGGGG
My parent force me to take a degree in gender studies, I heard a lot of shit about this course. Apparently it will help me respect people around me, is it possible to have a real job connected to gender studies?
PS: I identify as a male
I would imagine that the answer is... no
do engineering if you're looking for return on your investment
>>684275945
What is the point of degree if there is no follow up job? Also this degree must be somehow good if more people take over physics and mathematics degrees put together
>>684275758
do you know a real job connected to gender studies ?
no
>>684275758
Quickly, kill yourself now and spare yourself the pain if being a beta cuck the rest of your working days.
Tribute thread doing them in 10 pic batches gooo
My 14 year old sister
Pigs..
>>684274271
you wanna RP as a fucktoy right?
>>684274439
Get away you disgusting beast.
>>684274758
Yeah, you want to be bent into submission and fucked like a wild animal
>>684274925
Spoken like a true pig. You lot really are the worst.
>>684275198
Just show your tits & spread your legs already before I lose interest
ITT: God-tier Youtubers
Oh come on dude, if you're going to lay bait, at least try and make it good.
This is such a bad troll it isn't even funny.
Leafy is complete cancer
>>684273998
Autistic 12 year olds aren't allowed to post here.
Can be pretty funny tbh
s/fur you can, should, and will
