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FB Fap thread 2
>>677610379
MILF Thread
I'm in love with this stripper! What do I do!?
>>677596704
beware, it's a trap
An Hero
>>677596704
You strip, it's the last thing she'd expect!
>>677596704
Masturbate and think about it if you are still in love.
Think about how she doesn't love a pleb like you back. She's only interested in your money. Nigger dick be hittin that.
Does anybody have the really simple ones? Like, Posting ending in 7-9 eats their own cum and stuff like that?
>>677583539
roll/sorry boss got none
>>677584149
Roll
>>677583539
roll
>>677583539
Roll
Let's start the week off right:
Last two digits of your post decide how many hours you must go without fapping.
Rolling
My roll.
>>677605301
Excellent
>>677605301
1 hour no fapping, best of luck anon
needed this post, ty sir
guys I think I messed up.
>>677599026
Bump
>>677599026
because you are using TOR you fucking scumbag looking motherfucker
everybody does what you did once or twice. just dont make a habit of it. it isn't even that good anyway.
>>677599026
if you did what i think you did, don't save it on your computer and you'll do right
>>677599026
what the fuck did you do now OP?
pic under yours is your new steam profile pic
Do it!
rolling
What age are you secretly attracted to?
Roll and find out!
All you have to do is write the age you think you're attracted to the most and the magic rolls will show you how well you know yourself!
>>677606189
GET
>>677606404
fuck
>>677606400
It's funny cos it's true
noot
>>677606444
triple fuck
Ask a guy who is in prison anything.
how do you have computer and internet access? is prison so bad with a computer and internet access?
>>677602117
Its european prison its amazing, we have internet for 2 hours a day
>>677602117
He snuck an iPhone in up his butt.
Why are you in the can?
>>677602222
Checked.
You also have blinds on the window in European prison?
Your prisons won't be great for too much longer - the nigger refugees who rape you in the shower will make sure of that.
>2016
>doesnt eat nagisoba for breakfast, dinner and supper.
Nagisoba is an traditional japanese dish
>>677603069
JAP FUCKING JAP
FUCKING CHINKY CHONKY JAP DOG EATING SAVAGE FUCKING HIROSHIMA
Stop trying to push your japanese shit on me you god damn weeaboo. Who fuckin cares about a bowl of sausages you pissed in and whether or not its a Japanese traditional anything.
>>677603069
Is it at least nutritional? I'd be willing to try this dish, doesn't look all that bad to me, OP.
>>677603226
Typical western ignorance, its not my problem you have not experienced the flavours dance on your tongue afther the first spoonful
>>677603069
I prefer maga rageito
drawthread
>>677603839
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Requesting wet vagoo
Requesting Rukia, a Meganium, and Swordbro playing Tag in a garden
maaaaaan this place
>>677604103
sigh...
Waifu claiming thread - I want chocolate edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>677605064
Well, she went off to uni or something a while ago, something about being back in 12 hours, which is a while.
>>677605171
Thats where I fuck up
Like, this whole waifu stuff is really fun and nice, but this whole anon-waifu stuff is messing me up, because I get attached to things really easily, I get attached to anons, in an actual relationship kinda way. Yeah I know it sounds fucking pathetic but thats what you get for being so lonely.
New to these threads.
Claimed the immortal Rory
On a geno playthrough atm, and named Chara too.
claimed
best suit girl claimed
Waifu Master Explosion disaster Claimed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTlyT5VU-3E
>>677587595
Candle story time
Also incest thread
>Xd
Is candle present?
>>677603643 Ayy how long will it take to type OP
>inb4 candle posts in other thread again
candle, timestamp
Reply without any replies wins
>>677600555
You lose, so will I.
>>677600620
Nigger
>>677601055
Don't think you're getting away that easily.
>>677600555
>>677601055
>>677602011
G...get thread?
>>677602094
Newfag
ITT: WTF
>>677597679
>>677597750
>>677597679
THATS SOME GOOD H2O!
>>677597813
>>677597947
>ctrl+f "porn webm"
>0 results
let's fix that
bump, someone hook me up with some chink porn
>>677597686
2/idk
GO TO FUCKING /gif/ FAGGOT. STOP SPREADING YOUR CANCER HERE FUCK YOU GET OUT.
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>677597814
3/idk
>>677597872
What kind of faggot doesn't like porn. Go back to your fucking trap threads you fucking degenerate
Fb fap thread
left or right? or both?
>>677603618
Right you got more?
>>677603663
thats why i asked, i can keep sharing if you want
>>677603738
Sure carry on
>>677603738
>>677603663
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I accidentally an entire coke bottle once
Ive helped 3 past gfs get suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog
My mom wants this pic of her on YouTube and eBay
>>677595589
There is a chance I have cancer.
Literally found out 2 days ago. Haven't talked with my wife about it.
>>677595589
i make shit up in these threads for the lulz.
What does /b/ think? Also cock rate thread.
7/10 would look again
>>677585011
Post hard and also a pic of underside? Also kik?
Post barefeet pls
9/10 post hard pic
Listen to trip
>>677585011
nice head size m8, 8/10
rate this
YLYL Thread
>>677598200
