Discord Thread
https://discord.gg/DVmyHGQ
shota
>same sqrt 2 images
ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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I occasionally make up semi interesting stories of stuff that happens to me when I go out to tell my roommates.
my ex used to get fucked by my dog
Her Kik is digitalgalaxy
>>707443392
such as?
how on earth is there no g-fur thread right now?
Technology related YLYL thread.
Before reading what's in the picture, let me start this off..
So a few months ago, my Company has hired on a new Manager. He has proven himself to know the bare minimum to scrape by in the field and has asked multiple times about changing the input on a monitor. It also took him 7 hours to change between desks when he has no data that's stored locally. His official position- "Technical Resource Manager".
Last week I was given a raise as well as a new Job Description which is a fucking joke. Keep in mind that he is now in charge of handling most HR tasks as well is now my Manager who makes the SOPs and forms going forward. I also asked him consistently for any type of job description 2 weeks after he started when he announced that he will be making new forms, descriptions, and SOPs.
1st Sentence:
>Is it Systems or System Administrator?
>>Summary sounds like a bad cover letter
>>>Trying hard are we?
3rd Sentence:
>No Supervisor in Company
>>TRM and can't change input
>>>I'm supposed to report to this guy
Essential Job Functions:
1st Line:
>If currently on a call I'm getting a write up
>>Supposed to tell the customer to hold the fuck up and put them on hold because the phone is ringing.
>>>This is for Helpdesk
3rd Line:
>Have complete CRM Ticket System but get told to work from Mailbox directly
>>Can email from CRM where the Company Mailbox(Helpdesk@) creates a Ticket
5th Line:
>Network == Wireless
6th Line:
>Company GOAL is 6 hours per day
>>Owner always says there's not enough work to truly get 6 hours each day
>>>Going to get a write up every day
7th Line:
>Supposed to QC own builds
9th Line:
>5th Line in less words
10th Line:
>He must've forgot about 5 and 9.
>>Analyzing, Diagnosing, and Determining the Root Cause
>>>Maybe if I throw a few big words then they'll think I'm serious
>>707424304
Additional Responsibilities:
1st Line:
>Identifies*
2nd Line:
>Goes on a Resume
>>We support Apple Devices as well(sadly)
3rd Line:
>Good luck Grammar Nazis, an Aneurysm awaits.
4th Line:
>Goes on a Resume
>>What an Engineer is for
5th Line:
>Must've forgot he's writing a Job Description and isn't applying for a job with his example Resume from Google.
7th Line:
>Systems Administrator only needs Basic Skills. Lol
9th Line:
>Forgot about the 3rd Line.
10th Line: >Shit, I guess I’m getting a write up for not REQUIRING HELP at a Client Site.
11th Line:
>We have never and will never do classes or training.
Preferred Qualification/Skills:
>Qualifications*
3rd Line:
>Isn't this Helpdesk?
4th Line:
>Would never hire someone with a Bachelor's in CS
>>Couldn't afford someone with a Bachelor's in CS because they'd want a lot
>>>Don't need programming other than basic scripts for mapping printers and shares
All in all I've decided to give myself a new Job Title-
Helystem Admingineer
Celeb thread
Yes.
Pics you shouldn't share but want spread
>>707448956
please keep going!!
Anyone like her?
>>707449521
wife's tits
got more if interest
OK /b/, it's time. Time I left /b/ forever.
The place has finally deteriorated to the point where I no longer recognise it or want to be here, so today, when this thread dies, I will leave /b/ forever (and I know - /b/ was never good, but still.....)
So, to celebrate, a last thread. 60-yo Britfag Engineer here. Married, no kids. Ask me anything
Yes, I've done these before, and some turned out to be quite good. I'll answer all questions honestly, except if it may lead to doxxing. I may ignore trolls.
No claims of wisdom or special insights - I've just been on the planet longer than nearly all of you.
So, /b/, let's have a last chat. Or not, as the case may be. Ball's in your court, /b/.
Ask away
>>707443779
stopped reading after the first line
see you tomorrow
>>707443779
i remember one of your threads
>>707443848
Nope. Today, when this 404's, I'm gone.
>>707443876
Welcome back; and welcome to the finale
Big breasted friends you fap to
Deutschfaden - stg+f edition.
fragen stellt ihr.
>>707445606
Kommt ihr mit eurem Hartz aus?
ich bin hin und her gerissen welchen faden ich unterstützen soll
>>707445769
Flaschensammeln Brudi
I'm sorry to disturb your German thread
I'm going to Berlin for my work for a few days, I need some info..
Trips get to see what is inside this box
Whatever
Turdposting
Ok
why not
Teens that make you diamonds
>tfw you missed out on teen love and sex
>>707448022
Straight to 44 and divorced with 2 kids?
Show your watches /b/. I know mines cheap but it looks nice
Alright
My Orient Bambino 2
>>707443010
I have a Bambino too! Nice watch for its price.
So, im gonna buy a rat later... trips name it
Ratler and Waldorf
>>707446086
up my ass you go
>>707446241
Roll
>>707446278
Again
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707431995
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, No heresy!
Fucking captcha.
Wonder if this one gets buttblasted
>>707444674
I slept. That's about all that can be said for it
>>707445203
I hope :(
>>Alice
H/fur?
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>>707432873
The Great Loli Marathon of Eternity continues
Level 115
>All images from threads ( 1 - 80 )
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>All previous thread links ( 1 - 86 )
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Loli Music Collection, painstakingly hand-tagged to look pretty on your iPod or music program (sorry for weird formatting - normal anti-filter shit isn't working):
https://drive.
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JUST UPDATED GOOGLE DRIVE
DOWNLOAD PROJECT SIN, LISTEN TO TRACK 9
>Previous Thread
>>707440384
I'll post a bit, but I'm OP, so if it 404s, not my fault.
Cleavage thread
YLYL
>>707436015
Sauce?
>>707436108
stop shitposting on everythread
fb fap cont.
>>707439867
lovely tits
>>707439913
![latest[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/490/1458490808904.jpg "latest[1]")
