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DEUTSSSCCCHHH
Ich möchte aus diesem System ausbrechen, aber es geht nicht. Die Polizei würde mich kriegen. Ich bin ne zu große Pussy um mich selbst umzubringen...
Wenn ich eine Waffe nehmen würde und zu meiner Schule gehen würde, würde mich die Polizei erschießen?
Cyka blyad
>>682637510
Solang du auf die Polizei schießt ja.
>>682637644
Ich hab nur keine Pistole. Würde es reichen wenn ich einen anderen schüler mit nem Messer bedrohe?
>>682637727
Da wäre ich mir nicht so sicher.
> Was ist passiert?
> Warum willst du das machen?
>>682637727
Du würdest so viele Menschenleben ruinieren nur um deins zu beenden!
>>682638402
you degenerated fuck, stop wasting oxygen and kill your yourself, faggot
>>682638513
What's with the salt?
>>682638513
shut up
>>682638513
hi newfag
>>682638718
>>682638603
>>682638669
>>682638680
same faggot replying thrice, kill yourself nigger
Navy Seal vs Army Ranger
Who wins /b?
>>682635013
>>682635013
SEAL all day.
>>682635395
>>682635676
Gay jokes don't change facts that seals would own rangers in combat
>>682635830
Same anon here from the dick pic thread. I fell asleep before I got any replies with users. Sorry about that /b/ros. I have all day to send my dick to girls of your choosing today though. Drop their kik / snap, tell me what it is and try to do innocent girls. Will post results and won't fall asleep on it this time
Kik message gdefino she replies to just about everyone.
Oliviacruff Please get wins or sum op
>>682638043
Just messaged her, not op here
Ligittt
Shes hot
Jacikitty
Not innocent but you might get wins
Ask a rich nigga anything
>>682637691
How many bikes did you have to steal to obtain your wealth?
>>682637951
None. I have my own business
>>682638344
Is it a bike stealing business and you pay other nigga's to steal them for you ?
>>682638344
Ok so you own your own business. What kind of drugs you selling?
can you afford skin lightening soap now?
NEW YLYL GO
>No need to talk
>>682638969
>>682638969
oh shit
Can you guys please be funny this time, OP and I want to laugh so if you want to post unfunny stuff and ruin the thread you can go somewhere else
s/fur
literally gods thread
>>682639244
Your god is a faggot
Overrated faggot.
>>682639344
But a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.
>>682639244
Dem teeth tho!
>>682639244
The Christian God.
Text this pic to someone with a message akin to "Holy shit look at this spider" then post results.
If dubs text your crush.
If trips text your family member.
If quads text everyone on your contacts list.
>>682636962
roll
ASDASD
>>682637833
Winrar
>>682636962
>crush
underage b&
>>682636962
roll
Drawthread
taking requests
repostan to never forgetti, doge moku
Top 3 drawfags that you wish wre dead
Top 3 drawfags that you wish they would come back from the dead
Go
O shit waddup
NEW NUDE GAME!
I'm down, posting the gf.
Let's start with 6
>>682636498
ff w face
>>682636498
tits
>>682636498
tiddies
My gf
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.!
Thanks OP!
>>682634861
she's cute!
She needs a fat cock in her face.
Best of 4chan/ 4chan nostalgia thread/ based mods posts
mom and son
>>682636297
bump
>>682636297
Yes
Can someone find or post a manga I saw a while back.. basic idea is mom and son go to mall mom sucks dudes in the bathroom, son hears about a woman who sucks guys and wants to learn so he ends up Fucking his mom
New girlfriend/wife/ex thread.
>>682626298
Last three of this ex
my girl
why do I always feel madly attracted to girls who look like 12 year old boys?
Because a lot of them are really hot.
>>682637523
>why do I always feel madly attracted to girls who look like 12 year old boys?
>>682637523
Because deep down you're a gay pedophile. Let that sink in
>>682637523
me too
Ask a pizza guy who just lost his job to a fucking drone anything
What did you do for a living before you lost your job?
>>682635025
Why does your life suck so bad?
>>682635113
delivered pizza
sometimes put the toppings if the chef was busy
What company do you work for where drones are delivering pizza?
>>682635025
Did you like your job at all? I heard this job kinda sucked so it might be good thing you lost it...
Just got into an argument because the one millionth person said " May the 4th be with you "
I told him i was going to tie him to a chair and put out lit cigarettes on naked body while screaming over and over again;
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
So, now him and a few other friends think i have problems, I prolly lost them as friends,
ole' well.
So /b/ how was your day ?
Worse then yours, the girl I've had feelings for since I met her was just asked out by my best friend
May the 4th be with you
Allright
>>682634399
Hello beta.
Don't be pissy cuz your friend had more balls than you.
Man the fuck up and make a move next time...or remain the little bitch that complains about shit they had total control over but, didn't move on.
The 4th be with you cooral!
What's the best place to meet women /b/?
I'm 23, mildly handsome, fit, and I have enough money for an average date, but don't know a good place to approach women. No coworkers are all 20+ years older then me and ugly. I don't like the bar scene. Any advice or tips?
>>682635598
Your mom.
>>682635598
Your grandma.
>>682635598
Your sister when she leaves my place HUUHGUIZZZH
>>682635598
Dog park. People stand around forever talking about their dogs. There are a few cute girls here and there.
>>682635774
Dice?
Hunger Games: harry edition
you want in, you put name. you want extra in your put image of you. 47 places. please go.
let da odds be in your favor.
Suu
The Noise Marine
>>682638276
Alberto Reporting in.
Last thread OP here joining with my "Bassetts Guy"
Crimson King
