Motherfucker Mike Matei thread
Remember when he didn't rage at a shitty NES game that nobody cares about?
Me neither.
remember when james put videos almost every month and mike just played guitar
good times
>>675374469
wrong guy
Can we get more like This
10/10
>>675374891
Fucking faggot quit posting that ugly bitch in every thread
>>675374980
shut the fuck up faggot
>>675375049
You shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
b/ I think i have a problem
>be me
>having awesome sex with gf
>usually eat her out to make her come
>too much work invoved to make her cum by penetrative
>finger in her ass while rubbing clit while simeltenously fucking her in tiring position.
>shes about to cum
>I am about to cum
>i feel my orgasm arriving soon
>want to satisfy her, so keep going
>we cum at same time
>cum inside her
>she goes to shower after to wash the cum out ect.
Heres the problem.
Shes not on the pill, im not wearing a condom.
I give her my credit card to go buy a morning after pill.
This has happened 3 times in teh past as well where she has gotten the pill.
This time, she didnt get the pill because it was closed at walmart and she went to shoppers drug mart where it was almomst twice as expensive
I tell her get it anyway.
She doesnt get it cause apperently she thinks its ok to make a decision like that for both of us.
Its been 3 and half days now.
She just got her period earlier today.
Is she pregnant?
Took pregnancy test, came back negative.
But i dont think it would tell you that quickly anyway.
waiting few more days to take the other pregnancy test.
Shes a teenager, i am 21.
both live with parents.
She told me shes not getting an abortion either.
dont want to just leave her, but really obviously dont want a kid. Im fucking 21.
>wtf
What the fuck do i do /b/??
>>675370940
first of all, she was faking orgasm.
>>675370940
if you aren't ready don't fuck a girl who isn't on the pill you dumb fuck, and if you do you go and get the pill yourself, and watch her swallow it.
>>675371254
She doesnt fake orgasms, she twitches and tells me to get off of her or stop fucking her because its too sensetive.
Sometiems she tells me its just not going to happen and that i can finish.
Shes not emberissed to tell me it not going to happen.
So, anything else to add faggot?
I make her cum easier than i make myself cum most of the time.
>>675371513
If she is pregnant. It will not go down well with either of our parents.
Shes not one of those omg abortion is just so fuking wrong type, but she is not down with it.
how can in convince her?
> Fuck i should have just got the pill myself and not rely on her to get it.
cringe thread?
>>675371112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MDqGA3nmro&feature=youtu.be
If anyone can correctly guess their own post number, I will tell you where she is buried.
675379592
675379773
>>675379527
51 and dubs
>>675379695
675379918
Post pics of girls you know and other anons say how they would fuck them. Ignore faggots who post pics without replies.
be brutal
>>675373153
i would slap her tits and cover her face and mouth and eyes
Can a cop pull you over if they're outside their state?
This happened this morning
>driving on interstate
>asshole behind me is tailgating the shit out of me
>on cuirse control and too lazy to switch lanes
>thinking eventually he's gotta go around me
>instead he just gets closer and closer for almost a full mile
>eventually I got pissed off
>slammed on my brakes HARD to tell him to fuck off
>two seconds later he turned his cop lights on
>ohfuck.jpg
>pull over, he gets out and swings my passenger door open
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DIDNT YOU MOVE? THAT WAS FUCKING DANGEROUS
>oh sure but you tailgating me for no fucking reason isn't dangerous at all
>just say sorry, had it on cruise control so I hit the brake to get off and switch lanes
>he's pissed, asks for my license
>says "damn kids" and heads it back to me
>TFW I'm 24
>he says some other smart shit then gets back in his car, no ticket
>as he drives away I see he has out of state plates
Was it even legal for him to pull me over in the first place? Had I noticed that from the start I would've called the police and kept going
Also keep in mind I wasn't wearing a seatbelt and didn't even show him insurance, both of which he didn't even say anything about
Follow the law, kid.
>>675375037
And what law did I break you stupid faggot
>>675375159
it's illegal to suck penises while driving
>>675374742
Interstate reciprocity. Mutual aid. Short answer, yes he could.
I'm gonna kill myself tonight 4chan, how should i do it?
die
>>675373698
With kindness
>>675373698
dont forget to stream it
>>675373891
That's what I call my rifle
Blowjob thread?
>>675372680
i'd buy that for a dollar
Was I too slow?
What
i was busy looking for a certain soundcloud clip, i will pay attention this time
>>675373735
Hi there, Anonymous.
Hi 4chan
Would you fuck me?
Would you marry me?
Or am I as repulsive as I think I am
"I would wreck that pussy"
Seems redundant
maybe if you lost a few pounds
Where do the legs stop and the torso begin?
You are beautiful. How do you not see that?
Hunger games,
continued from >>675372379
Sorry anons, that was beyond my control. I'm not sure what happened.
Can we start the game now?
>>675376498
GET IT GOING
please
>>675376498
Lets start this shit
>>675376498
OP, why is there a blank picture in district 6?
How'd you even do it?
thicc qt thread? thicc qt thread.
>>675368507
yeah ive got her nudes on a usb drive here
keep the thread bumped while i go get it
>>675368667
thanks mang i was searching
What's her snap
Dude what
Best Celeb Fap Thread
random pic thread, post literally anything
Have you ever known anyone with autism/aspergers?
Do you like them? Any interesting stories you have involving someone with autism?
No copypasta's please.
SONIC
>>675368404
My boyfriend has asbergers.
>in b4 tits...
nty
i think the one of weirdest things about him is that he is so hesitant and awkward to talk to strangers. i mean like, he gets scared to tell waiters/waitresses his orders, ask for dirctions, ask where something is in a store, etc..
But the crazy amount of casual racism and ridiculousness he exhibits when hes around friends is quite interesting, compared to being too scared to do every day things/.
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://eaglehousehotel.eu/wincest
pic related
>>675376047
my dick is ticking like a fucking time bomb! AHHHHGGEH789.54EHEKKJKJLEHEHEE i am gonna cum!
>>675376047
was wondering if this is real but seein my fello anons say its real that means it is real
>>675376047
I'd super wavedash into her multi-shine
>>675376047
MMMmmmm!!! Nigguher!! ^__________^
ITT: We call out names and if your name is listed you have to go to bed.
I'll start:
Brian go to bed
go to bed, alex.
muhammad
jamal
go to bed brian
go to bed, ryan.
BBW Indian Girl
great thread, fag.
is that mindy kaling or whatever he name is?
designated
>>675372420
DIRECTIONS TO CHIPOTLE
Oh, sorry, looks like we both confused 4chan with google.
S/hark
Checking in.
Fluffy bunnies.
>>675375179
Oh, hey there.
Sorry I haven't been showing up for a month
