excuse me why arent we rolling our asses off?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GifsAndPhotosNSFW/comments/46yn9t/alexis_texas_rare_anal_scene_webm_gif_sources/
rolla
fuckin' rollin my balls off
roooooooooooooooll
Tell me /b/ros
>>675378899
>tetris
How the hell does this work?
>>675378899
wei shen from sleeping dogs
im ded
>>675378899
Claptrap from Borderlands TPS. No problem. I live upstairs.
>>675378899
so uh, who's the main character of League of Legends?
Teemo?
Pictures you shouldn't share part 4
>>675381056
MOAR
>>675381056
Moar of her milfy goodness
Buddies wife was posted pretty frequently for a while, I told her I saw her on here though so I shouldn't repost.
YLYL thread
Impress me /b/ros
Fuck you. /b/ is shit nowadays thanks to people like you.
I come back here from time to time and I done know why because it's just worse and worse.
Inb4 bananas.
>>675374656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
Crashing this thread. With no survivors
>>675374779
Lol.. stop you're helping the OP
Seriously though that shit was funny as fuck
what you think of leafy on the youtubes?
>>675377361
try less.
>>675377361
Only YouTube people that matter are demo and afro
>youtube
Underage gtfo
On the off chance you are actually Leafy take a crack at other content. It's easy to shit on people without coming off as an ass so you could do that.
you're forced to marry the girl below you
https://www.reddit.com/r/VIDEOSX_NSFW/comments/474f75/abigail_spencer_masturbation_and_orgasm/
I'll play nice
Que rico
Need to fill my reaction folder with dank reaction gifs and pics.
I'll start
No Fluffy thread? am dissapoint
New wolfram pic out today.
>>675370807
We didn't hit image limit on the old one yet.
>>675371352
where the fuck's the old one? I checked around for it and couldnt find it
youtubers/streamers you want to fuck
>>675374462
God I love this girl, she teases so much and I think she likes the idea of her subs wanking to her tbh,
OK /b/ros. Short story, I've "successfully" beat heroin addiction by spending the past 2 months in total isolation, besides quick trips to buy food, beer and tobacco, and countless hours spent with you glorious faggots. Even when out in public, I kept my headphones on and didn't speak to anyone. Anyway, these have been the most miserable 2 months of my 27 years on this planet, even worse then being in jail and rehabs countless times. I miss my love, heroin. I don't give a fuck about anyone, and nobody gives a fuck about me. I haven't spoke to my family in what seems like forever. I'm committed to an-heroing. Sorry, but I can't do it live, for I will be out in the woods far from wifi and cell towers. Here's my plan. I have about $600 cash remaining, I plan on getting 2 bundles (~2 grams) of heroin, a handful of xanny bars, and a bottle of liquor. I come to /b/ because I hope one of you faggots has some knowledge in the following:
I want 1 last hoorah. I don't want to die instantly, without feeling, id like to enjoy the heroin for a short time before going all in. How should I do it? And is there anything I can add to guarantee meeting Satan? My general plan is to shoot 2 bags, enjoy the nod for a few and then go all in, or out, I suppose. Once I'm ready, I'll take a few shots then prepare the remainder of the heroin for IV. Once I have the needle loaded and ready, I'll take all the Xanax I have on hand, with a couple of shots to wash it down, then push the wonderful heroin. I figure that should do it. Anything else I can add to better my chances? I should be able to afford whatever, heroin is dirt cheap around here, $60-80 a gram, I'll pay about $4 a Xanax bar, hopefully get at least 10, and maybe $13 for a bottle of cheap booze I probably won't finish. Ive already deleted my Facebook, which was the only connection I had to anyone who might possibly have given a fuck. Anything else I should do keep everyone in the dark and hopefully cause no one else pain?
man I'm glad I'm not as weak as you
Set yourself on fire, and run around town yelling "FEEL THE BERN"
yo, junky here from chicago.. yo.. as bad as i want your faggot ass dead.. its just not gonna work bro.. your gonna do the dope and be right back on the wagon.. but man do i wish i had 600 bucks right now..
>>675375280
You should turn yourself in m8
Motherfucker Mike Matei thread
Remember when he didn't rage at a shitty NES game that nobody cares about?
Me neither.
remember when james put videos almost every month and mike just played guitar
good times
>>675374469
wrong guy
Can we get more like This
10/10
>>675374891
Fucking faggot quit posting that ugly bitch in every thread
>>675374980
shut the fuck up faggot
>>675375049
You shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
b/ I think i have a problem
>be me
>having awesome sex with gf
>usually eat her out to make her come
>too much work invoved to make her cum by penetrative
>finger in her ass while rubbing clit while simeltenously fucking her in tiring position.
>shes about to cum
>I am about to cum
>i feel my orgasm arriving soon
>want to satisfy her, so keep going
>we cum at same time
>cum inside her
>she goes to shower after to wash the cum out ect.
Heres the problem.
Shes not on the pill, im not wearing a condom.
I give her my credit card to go buy a morning after pill.
This has happened 3 times in teh past as well where she has gotten the pill.
This time, she didnt get the pill because it was closed at walmart and she went to shoppers drug mart where it was almomst twice as expensive
I tell her get it anyway.
She doesnt get it cause apperently she thinks its ok to make a decision like that for both of us.
Its been 3 and half days now.
She just got her period earlier today.
Is she pregnant?
Took pregnancy test, came back negative.
But i dont think it would tell you that quickly anyway.
waiting few more days to take the other pregnancy test.
Shes a teenager, i am 21.
both live with parents.
She told me shes not getting an abortion either.
dont want to just leave her, but really obviously dont want a kid. Im fucking 21.
>wtf
What the fuck do i do /b/??
>>675370940
first of all, she was faking orgasm.
>>675370940
if you aren't ready don't fuck a girl who isn't on the pill you dumb fuck, and if you do you go and get the pill yourself, and watch her swallow it.
>>675371254
She doesnt fake orgasms, she twitches and tells me to get off of her or stop fucking her because its too sensetive.
Sometiems she tells me its just not going to happen and that i can finish.
Shes not emberissed to tell me it not going to happen.
So, anything else to add faggot?
I make her cum easier than i make myself cum most of the time.
>>675371513
If she is pregnant. It will not go down well with either of our parents.
Shes not one of those omg abortion is just so fuking wrong type, but she is not down with it.
how can in convince her?
> Fuck i should have just got the pill myself and not rely on her to get it.
cringe thread?
>>675371112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MDqGA3nmro&feature=youtu.be
If anyone can correctly guess their own post number, I will tell you where she is buried.
675379592
675379773
>>675379527
51 and dubs
>>675379695
675379918
Post pics of girls you know and other anons say how they would fuck them. Ignore faggots who post pics without replies.
be brutal
>>675373153
i would slap her tits and cover her face and mouth and eyes
Can a cop pull you over if they're outside their state?
This happened this morning
>driving on interstate
>asshole behind me is tailgating the shit out of me
>on cuirse control and too lazy to switch lanes
>thinking eventually he's gotta go around me
>instead he just gets closer and closer for almost a full mile
>eventually I got pissed off
>slammed on my brakes HARD to tell him to fuck off
>two seconds later he turned his cop lights on
>ohfuck.jpg
>pull over, he gets out and swings my passenger door open
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DIDNT YOU MOVE? THAT WAS FUCKING DANGEROUS
>oh sure but you tailgating me for no fucking reason isn't dangerous at all
>just say sorry, had it on cruise control so I hit the brake to get off and switch lanes
>he's pissed, asks for my license
>says "damn kids" and heads it back to me
>TFW I'm 24
>he says some other smart shit then gets back in his car, no ticket
>as he drives away I see he has out of state plates
Was it even legal for him to pull me over in the first place? Had I noticed that from the start I would've called the police and kept going
Also keep in mind I wasn't wearing a seatbelt and didn't even show him insurance, both of which he didn't even say anything about
Follow the law, kid.
>>675375037
And what law did I break you stupid faggot
>>675375159
it's illegal to suck penises while driving
>>675374742
Interstate reciprocity. Mutual aid. Short answer, yes he could.
I'm gonna kill myself tonight 4chan, how should i do it?
die
>>675373698
With kindness
>>675373698
dont forget to stream it
>>675373891
That's what I call my rifle
Blowjob thread?
>>675372680
i'd buy that for a dollar
Was I too slow?
What
i was busy looking for a certain soundcloud clip, i will pay attention this time
>>675373735
Hi there, Anonymous.
