itt prove that extraterrestrials exist and they have visited this planet
You are not ready
>>674436304
I don't have to prove shit to you hooman
show an alien asshole then you stupid bitch
>>674436304
They exist, they played the US and the Soviets off one another, they have a nice big underground base where "disappeared" people go to be ground into alien food.
Any other questions?
My girlfriend spent her weekend shacking up with some guy she met at a party and sucking his cock. She says that it's the only time that's happened, but I'm wondering. Has anyone else hooked up with this UK whore?
>>674438649
everyone has m8,even the U.S. is feeling the bern...
i think i fingered her in a nightclub once.
>>674438649
Yes. Met her through Steve. Dump her
I once stuck my unwashed foot in her vag.
hi
about to do the laundry?
>>674438172
/thread
>>674438047
don't know what the joke is but she's kind of cute
Is it safe to lick an Escort's pussy?
Fuck no you mong
dude seriously no, don't do it.
>>674439390
if you already have all the STDs, yes.
i'd lick it anyways, don't wanna miss any rare ones for the collection.
Dubs or 69 name my new club
>>674439407
HitlerDidNothingWrong
>>674439407
Kigger nillers
Cant Stump The Trump
#stoploli
Illinois nudes
Maybe today the 4chan gods will bless the rat town of Mendota with win
Where did those cancer "fluffy abuse" threads come from? What kind of autistic scum enjoy those? The fbi should monitor fluffy abuse threads because everyone posting them are future school shooters.
Cry me a river nigger
>>674438964
this
>>674438964
I hate fluffy abuse threads as much as the next non-autistic, cleanly shaven, member of society, but I definitely hate you more.
>pic related
>>674439091
If you're gonna post a reply, make it worth reading, you waste of oxygen
10/10 body thread /b/
10/10 Faces also allowed. I want bodys tho
Need nude of this chick call Catherine.kn on IG
perfect tits, pussy and body right here
>>674440292
une more
Work stories thread: Sex Edition
>be fresh out of university
>had to start working for target because no money from unpaid internship
>have hot as fuck supervisor
>originally supposed to work electronics but is now over staffed
>now have to work medicines/family planning/female hygiene/make up
>supervisor helps me with lady questions
>one shift was really slow and we're just shooting the shit
>we decide we restock shit
>AC was broken in the back
>we have to dress more conservative than others i.e no low cuts for women or tight shirts for men
>have me carry boxes while she rides on cart
>need to pick up box that requires two people
>as we lift hear huge rip
>think it was my pants but it was her shirt
>big sweater puppies pop out with lacey white bra
>raging boner intensifies
>tell her I'll get her a new shirt
>come back and she's shivering covering herself
>toohornytocompute.exe
Cont.
go on
>>674438104
Cont. Faggot
Jesus Christ. For future reference and other faggot anons, TYPE THIS SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU POST
>>674438443
/thread
Evens=fap
Odds=sleep
0=chose
Roll
>>674438693
roll
>>674438693
roll
>>674438693
roll
>>674438693
Rollerino
Anyone near San Antonio Texas with a gun? I need help shooting myself.
>>674436630
>I need help shooting myself.
obviously you don't grasp the core concept
>>674437237
In the head.
>>674436630
hold anything weapon like and charge a cop you retard.
>>674436630
faggot. kill yourself with a knife
Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.04
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
As always, Syndra claimed
Red claimed
Obligatory claim.
Ayy
>claimed
im tired lol
just took ~680ugs of acid (3 hits) what should i expect?
You're going to trip. I hope you die.
>>674439243
death
by dropbear
You better faster your seatbelts boy...
When shit gets real just lay on the floor and try not to die.
None of this is real
Last one died.
Detail what you'd do to them.
Replies for replies.
>>674436798
Pretty girls need buttfucking. They cannot believe that you'd screw them up the ass. "B-b-but I POOP from there!"
Shut up, bitch. I'm busy fucking you. I'll come in your ass. You don't have to like it. Enjoy your life as a three hole.
"OMG YOU CAME IN MY ASS!!!" And you hear her shitting out your semen while she's in the bathroom. ROMANCE, mlads ROMANCE
>>674437040
>literally virgin the post.
>>674436798
I'd fuck this girl in the dressing room of a Victoria's Secret against the mirror. She'd choose something nice to wear and show off for me, giving me a little lap dance before I shoved her against the mirror and fucked her hard and raw, cumming deep in her pussy. She'd have my cum running down her legs as I grabbed her clothes and took off, forcing her to walk out of there a cum-streaked mess, unable to pay for the lingerie she'd already ruined.
>>674437921
same girl
fuck one. get sucked by the other. Ashley on left. Courtney on right.
I would let Courtney tongue my asshole for a while until I was ready to fuck Ashley's ass until it bled.
Also please post more of these land whales
marry fuck kill thread, this order for me
>>674437128
snif snif.. /b/ isn't how i wanted it to be
so ill post shitty picture on thread i dont like
now thats going to help
Let me introduce you the Muslim Mobile. it is made entirely by muslim engineers.
It is real and its brake system consists of a wooden plank placed under the tire.
>>674436072
So for overall safety its worse than a pinto.
>>674436072
That does not look aerodynamic.
>>674436072
But these muslim engineers, did they reinvent physics or did they use the kufar knowledge of it ?
The real question is : Does this car drive on kufar ways ?
jak wejść na karachan?
Wymagany jest mozg
>>674432696
Raczej nie
zabij się
Polish people, ugh. Kill it with fire.
Material to fight the black supremacist / niggers who hate whites / niggers who are racist towards whites on social networks
/b/ votes for the next President!
>HOW TO PLAY
Reply with a state's name and a name of a candidate
Posts ending with 0 or dubs win that state
Trips or over win that state and all adjacent states
CA
Trump
CA
Rolling for California for Hillary
>>674438603
reroll
