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Bow to me
Never fag
Suck my dick quint
>>678389397
She turned me into a NEWT!
Lucky as fuk
Looking for a video of this grill riding her boyfriends cock, saying she wants a baby whilst holding a knife to the camera... I know this is vague but it made me hard as diamonds.. Will post OC in return
Bump?
If it helps.. she calls him a good boy whilst he cums. Hot as fuck
>>678386660
I've seen the video, it's pretty fuckin hot.
This is relevant to my interests
Don't know but here are some more jugs. Don't have sauce
s/fur
>>678388155
Hey, my car got an oil change today, too!
>>678388430
Awesome.
Mine was most likely over due, I've had it about a year and the odometer doesn't work.
This is your daughter. What do you do?
Bang my daughter...duh, you faggot
Raise her to be a respectable and successful young lady.
>>678388877
samefag here; forgot to say and fuck her while she sleeps
>>678388877
/thread
>>678388877
good answer
White people HATE thread. It's hilarious because whites can't take it.
Hate on this bitch.
>>678388423
What if I know my race is autistic?
>>678388423
wrong pic?
haha, is that a sigel rune?
>>678388532
omg those knobby knees
2/10
would nto bang
Faces of /b/
>>678388212
fake and gay
hey /b/, how is your night goin'?
>>678388525
Well im not fake..
>>678388212
didnt i used to fuck ur sister?
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved...
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>>678388850
tbh I don't know anymore, maybe you're just always whoring out of faces of /b/ breads. cant blame you tho.
Feels thread
> My big brother kill himself 5 years ago
> My mother fell in a big depression "Let´s go kill ourselves Anon, and we will be with your brother" she says to me every day
> Thinking about killing myself every day since then
> Today, five years ago, cant afford it
* Sorry about my english
wheres your dad
>>678388528
My dad was with me when we take his door down. I saw it, and now i can´t remember his face, but i can remember him hang
Now i drink almost every day, trying to reduce the pain, but nothing seems to go better.
Again, please, sorry my english
>>678388166
thats fucked up, sorry to heard that /b/ro
which country are you in? can you not see a doctor?
Bailey thread
>>678388069
I'd let Bailey shove some Bailey's up my ass while I suck her off, no question.
>>678388348
that's a man
>>678387580
She is so cute ;)
>>678388069
I don't know why people like that shit. Its gross.
Post phonenumbers and ill call!
You're full of shit OP
try me fagget
Someone give OP a test let's see if this fucker is legit
+65 9690 3547
give me your number fagget
>be me, virgin fag
>I used to date this girl for like 1 and a half years. I ended it because I didn't want a relationship, we stayed really good friends.
>She then started dating this guy who I am friends with, he is basically me (my personality) but older and has money.
>She recently broke up with him and started hanging out with my family more (my mum and her mum are friends)
>We used to hang around
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still never fucked her?? beta as fuck
>>678386657
It's way worse than you think
>never fucked
>kissed like twice (we were both super fucking shy)
I have gained way more confidence now so fuck me right?
>>678386825
fuck man, how old are you. ive only fucked two girls in my whole life, one was from fucking craigslist and i lost my v at 16 i thought i was behind
>>678387307
young
Probably too young to be on here
>>678386825
>>678387307
im 19 and ive been fucking the same girl for 3 years. id take it slow, but not 2 years slow. sometimes shy people will reject if they feel rushed.
Late night loli thread.
any sauce on this?
Describe your most recent sexual encounter with a movie title.
fashionistareport.com
:)
Home Alone
Freddy Got Fingered
Joe Dirt
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
when was the last time you were happy, anon?
I'm happy right now because I'm high watching Naked Gun
>>678385559
This morning, when I was still my gf
>>678385559
When I decided to accidentally(not) put it in her butt
when i was a baby
family would say to be i was the happiest baby ever
then everything just kinda went to shit as i got older
Girl pisses in spaghettios in front of hipsters and they say its PERFORMANCE ART
WTF /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9l mvX00TLY
Just subscribed to Leafy's channel on Youtube, eh OP?
>>678385909
I saw this shit 10 years ago on /b/ who the fuck is leafy?
welcome to like 6 years ago?
>>678385552
has this bitch never used a fucking can opener before?
>>678386228
She is a mellinial, cans have pop tops now bitch retard shit
Name my band /b/.
The No No Maybes
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, fucktard
>>678387329
Two bitches and a dike
>>678387329
The Puffy Nipples
>>678387449
Thread
Let me show you how it's done
Game of Bros
OP will OP
Bump
bump, OP keep this thread up I will join later in like half an hour
>>678386938
That doesn't help get the game started
Bumperino
>>678387196
Fine
Claim Lorath
Spill down into Norvos
>Grand Council of Lorath
>Nap, Allies: None
Let's creep
bumpo
>>678385324
>>678386782
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Hey hey
>>678386158
woo my name worked
Not sure if I wanna keep it, literally can't think of anything else
I like it though because it sounds like cunt, which is a great word
>>678386047
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
and so it begins
Red leader, reporting in.
Rolling
rollz
gimme dat blonde
rolll
Rollz
>>678384479
I'll give it a shot
