real deal tranny here, ask me anything
>>697977080
how many dollar to the pound
How big is your cock? Ever fucked a girl?
What's the meaning of life?
what is to be?
Any graffiti writers on /b tonight?
>>697976560
I'm trying but I'm struggling to find a tag I like, could someone do BAN in graffiti for me?
what the fuck is the point if nobody can read the fuck it says? so people can be like oh its that fucking guy again great? your handstyle looks like the same generic shit i see all the time
>>697976806
Gotta practice mane. I used to have people do shit for me and it got me nowhere just gotta practice and take different parts from different writers and make your own style with em and not completely biting either
>>697977021
>implying we do it for normies and not other writers who actually CAN read it
s/fur
>>697988608
Memetastic
>>697987872
I'm not saying sex should be stuck at 18 or 21 or anything. It's a comfortable 16 where I live.
>>697988213
What you say is logical and I agree with it. It's not "I know" but "I could reasonably know"
I got a little carried away with Ivana Kiddyfiddle and lost track of my argument a little.
>>697988477
Well, yeah. Why the fuck do you think there is such a massive thing about not taking advantage of drunk people?
Dumping my YLYL material. Also YLYL thread.
EVOLVED LOLI THREAD
1. Loli
2. R34
3. Anon Curb (www.anon-curb.com)
4. Harambe Memes (Make them spicy)
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/22/
Praise god emperor trump
www.anon-curb.com/swfs/Shogun%20Trump.swf
/r/ feets
Last
Called it...
rawstory.com/2016/08/a-neuroscientist-explains-what-may-be-wrong-with-trump-supporters-brains/
>>697975158
I understand what it means and I'm still voting Trump.
>>697975158
>rawstory.com/2016/08/a-neuroscientist-explains-what-may-be-wrong-with-trump-supporters-brains/
Thanks for locking down Trump votes, shill
Do you really think demonizing so many people is gonna fly?
I just looked up the definition....ding ding ding...we have a winner....lol
>>697975158
I wish we could have a study showing why people who follow the Muslim ideology are retarded. I guess that's racist for some reason though.
No webm?
Holy Mods!
>>697961893
>>697962739
srs
>>697962739
wow it sure is summer in here
the last 2 digits of your post decides the age of the next woman you fuck
>>697989088
You got fucked.
Rollerink
69
>>697989088
rollerino
>>697989088
wee
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>697979815
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
Gardevoir claimed
Rip?
fb fap thread #3
ok /b/, I started this story earlier today but never finished and the thread 404'd. Idc if anybody still wants to here but here's my story anyway. Pic related, it's her. Also, general greentext/feels bread.
>be me
>13
>7th grade
>haven't hit puberty yet
>constantly picked on/ beaten up for it
>chads at my school make fun of me for not having hair on my balls yet
>humiliate me publicly by beating me to the floor in the boys locker room, drag me outside and pull my pants down
>basically constantly humiliated in front of girls
>hate myself, want to an hero
>one day after being beaten to shit on the way home from school, I felt a presence help me back up
>heard the sweetest voice i've ever heard ask "are you ok? do you want me to get you some bandages or something?"
>open my one good eye (one was kinda swollen shut I remember)
>just kinda smiled and said yes
>prettiest thing I'd ever seen
>forrest seeing jenny for the first time is a good analogy
>she held my hand and walked with me to her house
>first time someone who wasn't in my family showed me affection or compassion
>I fell for her right then and there
>she took me inside to her living room couch and sat me down
>brought me some ice, band aids and a glass of lemonade
>just kinda laid back while she iced my face
>that was some warm ice
>end up just watching TV together while she tried to get me to open up and talk to her
>>697972623
>eventually broke down
>close to tears, just tell her everything
>tell her I hate myself, I don't know why people are like that to me, never did anything but be nice to them
>she just hugs me
>after a minute she whispered "well I like you, you're nice and I think you're cute"
>adrenaline.gif
>what the fuck
>I was cute
>a girl liked me
>watched TV until 8 or 9
>she fell asleep on my shoulder
>didn't want it to end
>eventually her parents came home from some dinner thing they went to
>weren't mad or anything that I was there
>I think they pitied me
>got home at 9:15 or something
>parents were pissed at first, but they saw that I got beat to hell again and let it go
>start going over to her house everyday after school
>become closer as the year goes on
>her family eventually gets to know me and adores me
>almost like part of her family, over there so much
>gets to the point where we are inseparable
>chads begin picking on her too because she's seen with me a lot
>she doesn't seem to care but I feel terrible because of it
>slowly cut off contact because I hate seeing her get picked on
>She catches on and tells me she doesn't care and to stop
>cave in immediately
>sometimes when I had a really bad day I would sneak over to her house at night and cuddle with her
>thought her dad caught me sneaking over one night, turns out his family knew a lot more about what was going on at school than I thought
>her dad kinda knew already, totally fine with it
>tells me I'm always welcome there
>says just ask if I need something
>cuddle her to bed a lot more
>feelsgoodman
>>697972763
>life went on like this for a while
>summer came and things got better
>did everything together that summer
>got invited on a road trip with her family to the grand canyon
>a lot of the trip was her sleeping on my chest or me sleeping with my head in her lap in the back of a suburban
>when we got to grand canyon national park we spent 5 hours feeding peanut butter crackers to chipmunks with her brother
>walked around some trail with some BS special significance to see the sunset
>it was special to me for a different reason
>held her hand
>basically just walked around smiling like a tard
>trying to go somewhere with no people
>got to this half ledge thing and sat down
>kinda stared off for a while, very scenic to be honest
>then she leaned over on me and whispered
>"you know anon, I love you, really"
>kinda froze for a sec
>I don't know why, looking back on it, but I wasn't sure what to say
>she seemed to get kinda nervous
>"do you love me back, anon?"
>looked at her and told her that I loved her since the day she put ice on me when I got beat up
>stared awkwardly at her for a good 60 seconds before I finally worked up the balls to go in for a kiss
>I wasn't very good, but she was
>fucking perfect
>we sat there for a long time after the sun set
>I just held her in my skinny arms
>kissed her a few more times
>we forgot to go back 5 minutes after sunset like we said
>her dad came looking for us but was relieved to see we were just sitting there, not dead or stuck
>kids had their own tents that trip so I got to cuddle her to bed too
>rest of the trip was a haze, don't remember the trip much, but I remember her on the trip
>the rest of the summer was magic to me
>I loved her as much as a 13 (and 14 later) year old could love someone else
>>697972920
>people picked on me less during 8th grade year
>didn't pick on her at all, just tried to steal her away from me
>so many guys liked her, didn't understand why she would want me
>to be fair, I didn't either
>Towards the end of 8th grade year, we figured out that we probably wouldn't be going to the same highschool
>didn't care too much, saw her every day for 5 hours afterschool anyway
>but we promised each other we would be each others homecoming dates and prom dates and everything
>but as highschool went on we naturally drifted apart without realizing
>still close, but couldn't always see each other, busy with school stuff
>she played volleyball and was a cheerleader, which took up lots of time
>eventually, some guy was always around when I came over
>she always insisted it was just a friend, at the time, i'm sure it was
>summer after sophomore year she asks if I'd be ok with her going on a date with some guy
>says it doesn't change anything between us
>IGuessSo.jpg
>obviously, it gets more serious, she eventually becomes his girlfriend
Bump
Coming from the last thread
Draw thread: tell us your greatest fears
hihi
hows everyones day? takin costume requests
>>697975329
honestly i was just going to repost it but the moment i laid my eyes on it again i realized that my art career was a mistake, so i chose not to
>>697975681
hola tortilla
>>697976203
requesting you coloring in a coloring book!
>>697976619
>greatest fears
honestly its dying
im terrified of non-existence
>>697975136
Sankyu!
>>697975171
D-dooootttt, don't go! You are too adorable!
>>697975353
Ooooooooohhh my sides. Kek
>>697975369
>>697975717
Thanks~ Means a lot!
Pics you shouldn't share with us
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_HOTTIES_SEX/comments/4itpbt/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/
gf
is there more?
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden! Arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum during T4 Aktion. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>697975304
lol
Jawohl, ok!
Dont shoot, its me!
>>697975304
Roll
fb fap thread...go again
https://www.reddit.com/r/GifsAndPhotosNSFW/comments/46vnn5/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck_webm_gif/
From teachers dating app profile
/s/ fur bread
there you go faggot
>>697975125
That's...
...bready
YLYL
bros help me fill my reaction folder
NYPA.
Oh shit you got me doing it.
fb fap thread...go
No loli thread?
