Hey /b/ name my band.
Queens of the stone age
>>684422972
Blast off
>>684422972
Pantera
the taliband
ITT: Every post must rhyme
Boy, I sure am having a great time
Why am I posting here instead of being outside fighting crime
>>684422250
niggers commit crime
>>684422333
Oh boy, if only for every repeating digit I would get a dime
>be me
>attractive and friendly individual
>ask girls if they want to zozzle me
>girls say no
>get pissed and depressed
>ask guys if they want to zozzle me instead
Rate me /b/
b8/10
I feel sorry for you
>>684419775
top zozzle as always op
>>684419869
Why?
>>684419940
Zozzle m8 top zozzle
that dude looks like my neighbor seriously except neighbor has slightly smaller nose and darker hair but the look of the face is just like his. It's just one of those faces you just want to punch for no reason
post girls u know irl and seen nudes of online!
>>684419900
oh oh den haag!
SUP /B/ IM REALLY FUCKING COLD.
WHATS THE BEST WAY TO WARM UP QUICK?
Run. They are coming for you.
>>684419643
Make a fire op
>>684419643
neuro surgury, just remove the part of your brain thats processing the cold, problem solved
>>684419643
i was adviced by council that nuclear thermo explosions could also work
DO I HAVE CANCER ON MY DICK PLS SEND HELP
Yes see doctor immediate
>>684418733
dont troll me nigger im panicking right now
try to pop it
>>684418996
already did no luck
lets get the rekt thread going
>>684416531
OP is a faggot.
>Starts a thread
>Doesn't contribute
>>684416888
wut
nice trips tho
>>684417617
I feel indifferent about this.
hey /b/, how long would it take to kill myself with a full bottle of ibuprofen, melatonin, and acetaminophen? This is the worst shit I can find in the house, I don't have a gun, and I consider hanging and slitting my wrists/neck to be undignified
>>684419741
don't do it
>>684420141
I see no reason not to. I'm a paedophile, potentially trans, sociopathic, manic depressive or just depressive or something, among other things. My girlfriend functionally just broke up with me to boot. I don't have much to live for honestly.
>>684419741
Do it.
>>684420386
Yeah, definetley do it.
Traps
Bumping this shit
Get posting, fags
Come on guys, noone posting?
>>684418169
Source?
all the thread's are fucking lame,
lets start a fight thread
Bonus points for school fights
i got a few fights videos.
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, discuss things and have fun.
still here
Megumin claimed~
>>684419501
Naps are nice.
>>684419717
I see i see. How are you going with that class?
Also, leaving out the rules in OP again?
You's gonna get in trouble~
Just kidding.
Claiming Maki.
Good morning /waifu/, how is everyone?
What could I, a humble tranny, do to get someone to buy me the demon dick from bad dragon?
Along with pics/vids of me using it (obvs)
>>684411871
take a 12 inch bbc balls deep and let him cum in your ass after edging for a week. also, don't let a drip of his superior cum fall on the floor.
>>684411871
get a job?
>>684413030
Im not a sissy, for one. Second, why not just get him to get it in that case? :p
commencing dump
dubs decide what i text bomb
gotta ask, what's that site and what does it do?
>>684417194
caught a guy scamming on craiglist sms bomb time lol
ill send 100 with each dubs
Teachers you wanted to fuck
>>684419111
MOARRRRR
she was a fucking bitch but pretty hot
the bread is never quite cooked
loli bread that is
old thread
>>684403048
Continue rolling
roll for ass pic
>>684415935
send this to donald trump
also, with mask on, pinch nipples
But this time trips
if trips.
post sharpie in pooper & soles over ass in "the pose", also write Cant Stump the Trump on them....
Left or right
Left of screen. Without question. Any more pics of her?
>>684413082
Left
both are good, but the left has bigger tits, so left it is
More of left
ITT: God tier frozen pizza
>>684415449
>God tier
>frozen pizza
pick 1
>>684415449
>buy Papa John's pizza
>put it in freezer
>????
>best frozen pizza
>>684415449
>mushrooms
>on a pizza
>mushrooms
>>684415584
Die fag
