>have Antisocial personality disorder
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem
>I grow really distant the closer people try to get to me
>prefer prostitutes
>sometimes pay for dinner at a nice restaurant or order pizza afterwards when I feel depressed
>I don't look like a serial killer but I'm no Tom Cruise so I usually get mixed responses when I ask after right after sex
>been seeing the same girl for a while
>solid 8/10 with a pixie haircut
>I enjoy her company
>I just need someone to hang with sometimes who isn't going to need any emotional support I can't provide
>she feels the same way
>actually start to grow fond of her
>live in a two bedroom apartment
>other room was for dog until I found a smaller place
>invite her to stay after I find out about her uncomfortable living situation
>she refuses
>tell her I understand
>comes by a week later with a black eye asking if the offer's still on the table
>ask her what happened
>breaks into tears
>tells me about her abusive boyfriend
>I let her stay at my place
>things are pretty good
>free sex
>she's gone most of the day
>she pretty much just stays around to sleep in my bed and get cleaned up so I don't make her pay any bills
>told her she could sleep in the other room if she can get a mattress or a couch for it
>she stops looking for a bed after a while
>tell her I'm fine with waking up next to her in the morning
>this goes on for months
>she gets a job at a restaurant called salt grass
>start getting pretty close
>never really been in relationship this long
>I don't feel repulsed by her appearence like I usually do for most people at this point
>hear a knock on the door in the middle of the night
>motherfucker starts banging profusely after I ignore him
>open the door
>three guys in hoodies
>the one closest to the door has a knife
>forthewatch.jpg
Cont.
tldr
>>684421082
you have my interest moar
common dude, why not just pretype?
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem
you sound like me brother
Wife/gf Share continued
for the guy who wanted ass/asshole pics. got a few coming
ITT: girls with braces.
Yes!
Why are girls with braces so fucking cute?
dubs pick a movie to watch with parents
>>684421481
the lord of the rings
>>684421481
nymphomaniac
>>684421593
reroll
>>684421587
check em
Just your daily reminder that the white man is a race of cuckolds and your bloodline will soon be diluted out of existence
>butt hurt nigger detected
Fuck you....
Can we turn this to a nigger hate thread?
what the FUCK happened
>>684422170
Weird-ass post processing.
The light changed.
>>684422247
she never looks good anymore. I think she just finished growing up in the most unfortunate of ways.
>>684422255
Chizeck'd
this morning
>>684420348
caught while was dressing up
>>684420473
>oh why you are taking pics
>>684420680
look on this getting hard nipple
>fb fap bread
get in here faggots
you like her anon?
>>684421320
more of her boobs?
So what race has the best looking females?
>>684420790
elves
>>684420871
>hahahahaha funny!!
...
obviously fairies
>>684420871
Giants
Looking up my old classmates on facebook.
Everybody's still friends with each other. It's like they haven't even made any new friends since graduation. They're all still the first ones to like and comment on each others posts, and they're in all each other's photos, etc.
I'm the only one who moved on from the nightmare that was high school. I remember a few months ago I was at a bar, and two guys came in from my grade. They were so joyous to see me, and wanted to hang out and add me on facebook, etc. I made an excuse to end the conversation, because did they not remember that we didn't hang out at all? Do they not remember that they fucking made fun of me back then?
What changed? Why are they so nice all of a sudden?
I know what changed.
They're just scared. They're alone. They've all had trouble making connections after graduating, so they're trying to bond with each other over the fact that they went to the same high school. But I'm the only one who sees them all for what they were and are... a bunch of shit cunts.
Same shit happened here. These kids that thought they were hit shit in high school realize that in the real world they mean absolute fuck all.
>>684411034
YOLO
NO REGRETS
LIVE LIFe HARD
>>684411034
/thread
>>684411034
I hear ya, anon.
The ones that tried to be friends after being absolute cunts during school time baffle me.
I didn't make excuses, though. I directly told them to fuck off. If you're not gonna start the conversation with "Sorry I was a cunt to you in school.", I'm not interested in "catching up".
Truth be told, a lot of those faggots are already divorced living miserable lives trying to keep up with child support payments, kek.
Hey /b/ name my band.
Queens of the stone age
>>684422972
Blast off
>>684422972
Pantera
the taliband
ITT: Every post must rhyme
Boy, I sure am having a great time
Why am I posting here instead of being outside fighting crime
>>684422250
niggers commit crime
>>684422333
Oh boy, if only for every repeating digit I would get a dime
>be me
>attractive and friendly individual
>ask girls if they want to zozzle me
>girls say no
>get pissed and depressed
>ask guys if they want to zozzle me instead
Rate me /b/
b8/10
I feel sorry for you
>>684419775
top zozzle as always op
>>684419869
Why?
>>684419940
Zozzle m8 top zozzle
that dude looks like my neighbor seriously except neighbor has slightly smaller nose and darker hair but the look of the face is just like his. It's just one of those faces you just want to punch for no reason
post girls u know irl and seen nudes of online!
>>684419900
oh oh den haag!
SUP /B/ IM REALLY FUCKING COLD.
WHATS THE BEST WAY TO WARM UP QUICK?
Run. They are coming for you.
>>684419643
Make a fire op
>>684419643
neuro surgury, just remove the part of your brain thats processing the cold, problem solved
>>684419643
i was adviced by council that nuclear thermo explosions could also work
DO I HAVE CANCER ON MY DICK PLS SEND HELP
Yes see doctor immediate
>>684418733
dont troll me nigger im panicking right now
try to pop it
>>684418996
already did no luck
lets get the rekt thread going
>>684416531
OP is a faggot.
>Starts a thread
>Doesn't contribute
>>684416888
wut
nice trips tho
>>684417617
I feel indifferent about this.
hey /b/, how long would it take to kill myself with a full bottle of ibuprofen, melatonin, and acetaminophen? This is the worst shit I can find in the house, I don't have a gun, and I consider hanging and slitting my wrists/neck to be undignified
>>684419741
don't do it
>>684420141
I see no reason not to. I'm a paedophile, potentially trans, sociopathic, manic depressive or just depressive or something, among other things. My girlfriend functionally just broke up with me to boot. I don't have much to live for honestly.
>>684419741
Do it.
>>684420386
Yeah, definetley do it.
Traps
Bumping this shit
Get posting, fags
Come on guys, noone posting?
>>684418169
Source?
