Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>stay healthy
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>canned peach is good but strawberries are better
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Akiko claimed
>>680021650
That's cool but your shitty paint skills are triggering
Fixed it for ya
>Akiko
Sanya Claimed
This is what the translator gives me, but im not sure.. https://a.pomf.cat/vwczcr.png
Small boy Large woman
Gonna dump the one I have feel free to contribute more
0/26
>>680024802
4/26
I fucked up last night guys, gf is coming in an hour. What do?
Accept your fate.
>>680019446
Dude if I were to see that, I wouldn't think anything weird of it, you're good, anon.
>>680019446
Punche yourself and cause many bruises to distract from the ones on your neck
Cold spoon
Ask a guy who has been sucking and fucking a trap for a year anything
How was it dolly baby?
>>680017508
Is it any good ?
>>680017611
Its so good I broke up with my GIRLFRIEND for her
How did you find a trap? You live in an urban area or summin?
DEUTSCHFADEN - /b/ bleibt Standhaft Edition, scheiß auf die /int/ Schwuchteln
Hereinspaziert, die Damen und Herren Anons, macht es euch gemütlich.
Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
Schonmal alleine verreist?
Welche Drogen konsumiert ihr?
Habt ihr einen Führerschein?
>>680008994
>Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Heili. Keine Frage.
>Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Ja. ~3GB
>Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
/b/, ab und zu /int/ (nicht in /deutsch/) und sehr selten /pol/
>Schonmal alleine verreist?
Nein.
>Welche Drogen konsumiert ihr?
Gras, ab und zu LSD, mal verschiedene RC-Upper
>Habt ihr einen Führerschein?
Nein.
>>680008994
Was für beschissene Fragen mal wieder ...
>Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Was für eine beschissene Frage: Hailey
>Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Nein, sowas haben echt nur die größten Kackspassten.
>Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
Nur /b/
>Schonmal alleine verreist?
Nein.
>Welche Drogen konsumiert ihr?
Keine besonderen: Kaffee, Alkohol, Zigaretten.
>Habt ihr einen Führerschein?
Ja.
Guten Abend Anons
>>680008994
>DEUTSCHFADEN - /b/ bleibt Standhaft Edition, scheiß auf die /int/ Schwuchteln
Gday
>Hereinspaziert, die Damen und Herren Anons, macht es euch gemütlich.
Gibts hier n Klo?
>Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Mittlerweile Haley
>Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Nein
>Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
Brettern...OP bitte
Was soll der Dreck
>Schonmal alleine verreist?
Mehrmals
Aber bisher immer Leute kennengelernt
>Welche Drogen konsumiert ihr?
Bierchen
>Habt ihr einen Führerschein?
Ja
Normal B
125ccm
Und Ehrenamtführerschein
bepis
>>680021597
jeje
I don,t care if that shopped that made me kek
>>680021675
jajajajaja
>>680021597
Oh shit! 5 star post OP!
Rollerino
>autism
plox suck my pee pee bunny lady
Kill yourself furfag
hohoho
hey /b/, Im taking some requests... come play :3
>>680024452
can you draw spiderman
>>680024452
ass!?
show tits
Aight b. I got a few hundred matches on Tinder I never wrote. 1 decides what I write 20 of them. If someone answers we will chat with her, if not we will write 20 more.
Ready?
And I'm of course referring to a post ending on 1
>>680010411
hello m'lady, would you be kind and let me take you out for dinner this evening? i hope you say yes. I'll put it right next to my chocolate cookie!
ayy bb wan sum fuk?
I'm looking for some pussy and some burgers and I'm all out of burgers.
I think I'll level up to 30, then shit all over the placements so I can go be a nerd in bronze 5.
Get platinum so that you can laugh while Avery fails to do so
>>680018552
There havent been any new pics in a few days, except a poorly drawn one of Pitou licking a dog dick
that is also an option
>>680018423
i would attribute it to low-level games
but hey, wouldn't be surprised if there really was that big a difference
>>680018605
but then you have to deal with bronze shitters on your team
how's your ping
>>680018761
I-I'll get it!
Pourquoi la plupart des threads français sont plus qu'ennuyeux ?
Parce qu'elles sont remplis de bauf qui valent pas mieux que les wesh de la téci.
>>680014136
Parce que vous êtes un peuple ennuyant.
>inb4 notre culture, notre histoire
>>680014245
tru
>>680014136
parce que tu y participes
Why can atheists never define atheism?
is it just one guy who does this, or like a whole collective of dildos?
Why can't God worshippers agree on one religion?
>>680012491
It's just one guy.... with a collection of dildos.
itt: /b/ leaking it has been invaded by normies
How old are /b/tards
>>680009691
19 czeckin in
>>680009911
Lol
I happen to be 19 but i guarantee the 85% of /b/tards browsing right now are ages 11-17
Today at 7:30pm UK time on the server 'flurry' a club penguin raid will be carried out. We shall meet at the fire dojo where we will all start drilling and chanting some weird shit. Feel free to join, however, you must be purple and wearing a miner's helmet. We shall then form a giant swastika around the fire dojo. Be there if you want. >:]
>>680003212
> mfw I have no computer to do this
My penguin got banned :( I sad
7:30 BST? How about right now!
OK I am in I will help you
How it is to have a gf?
>>679998870
its boring
>>679998870
Fine, thanks.
Pros:
>somewhat frequent sex
>sometimes can have a laugh
Cons:
>does she ever shut the fuck up
>who's Stephanie that liked the pic of you and your dog? are you cheating on me with her?
>nagging
>moaning
>bitching
>you can't go out with your friends
>>679999186
This
Post 10/10 natural tits
Emily ratajwatski has the most perfect tits I've ever seen
>>680007005
God teir
>>680007298
Amazing
>>680007005
Laci Green has an IQ of 143. Face it, feminists are more intelligent than men.
nice blog post, have an upvote :^)
>>680009771
Sample of 1 with no control group
Science is not here
Hypothesis has not been tested
/thread
>implying thats true
Smarter than this guy?
Fluffy Abuse Thread
ALL THINGS ASIAN /b/
Amateur preferred.
>>679996941
bump
>>679996941
bump
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Put your interests as "tumblr"
Say "Hi, this is Dan" to everybody you meet
Also post your conversations here
>>680010661
BAMP