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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Today were going to process Quail meat..
well get to it nigger
That's quite fowl.
>>692196262
Fake and gay.
>>692196262
Doit
>>692196262
Do it !
drop or trust? 3 year relationship, Marshall was one of her HS friends, we're in our mid 20's.
She said she didn't want to hang out, I checked my calendar and saw she should be on her period so I figured I could cook some of her favorite treats and put some BJ points in the bank for later. Went over there and her friend was there and wasn't dressed in better clothes than normal for just chilling in the house.
>>692187149
Or I guess we can do the "dubs picks what I say next" game too.
>>692187149
She definitely got dicked down
>>692187452
yea probably.
>>692187149
Monkeys tend to do anything for a banana, Tyrone...
Just sayin'
>>692187149
wait, you have her periodes noticed in your calendar? this... is cute. said a female.
and it sounds believeable. she wouldn't mention that you could feel rejected from her if she doesn't care about you
YOU'RE NOT LARFING NOW, ARE YAR???
>be Nigel Farage
>go to EU parliament one day decades ago
>get laughed at
>get feelings hurt
>devote 20 years of my life to being butt hurt
>convince UK to vote out of Europe
>crash financial market
>weaken euro
>divide my nation
>dismantle the government
...
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>>692174981
Top kek
>>692174981
It's the equivalent of the bullied sullen kid coming back to school with AR-15
no, I'm not laughing at the 200 billion that this man has wiped from the UK economy, the jobs destroyed, the 10% fall in our currency value, and the massive spike in racist attacks and abuse that's happened since.
nor am I laughing at the lies like the "350 million a week" or any of the other shit they made up which was repeatedly debunked, and dismissed as "scaremongering".
Nor am I laughing at the fact that the scottish referendum had a 650-page document outlining every single element of a roadmap for devolution, yet the Leave campaign...
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Actually a lizard? Nope. No no no no.
Certainly no lizards here. If you're looking for lizard please look somewhere else. This is a lizard free country.
I am not.
Not me.
teens 18+
Bump
>>692185776
So what I'm getting from this is that I should put it in her ass roughly?
I'm not attracted to my gf in the slightest anymore. The thought of having sex with her bores me, and she wants it every day and gets very upset if I don't provide it.
I love her and feel great affection for her but sexually it's just gone for me. We've done everything there is to try sexually, she's a nympho and is up for anything at all. But I just don't want it and I feel bad about it.
What the fuck do I do?
We have a 12 month contract on a rental house together, only just moved in, so 'just break up with her'
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poor you
Too much porn, testosterone deficiency or you are a faggot.
Let's make a deal I'll pay the half of your rent you introduce me to your girlfriend to give me her number I'll make it to her and I'll take over for you I have no problem making your girlfriend now everyday I make that bitch cum everyday
>>692186823
Suck it up, some of us have wife that only want to do the sex 4 or 5 times a year. Cant even get a blowsie or handy.
>>692187024
Poor her.
I mean its not great for me either, I'm not getting laid.
Pic related again, nudes.
R34 thread
Pokgirls shit plz
YLYL
>>692191281
>>692191496
That wasn't funny
>>692191678
It's funny you just don't get it.
>>692191804
Is not
