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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large. Don't believe me? Here, watch
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>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. I don't believe you. That can't be right.
Tits or GTFO
But what if my penis looks like this op
>>684236979
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
>>684237020
You should probably cut it off then
YLYL
Tfw trips start just under a get thread
>>684234999
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>>684235200
So a couple of girls annoyed the shit out of me. I went to /soc/ and posted their snapchat names in a "dirty snapchat" thread.
They got really pissed, they said they got 50dick pics in 1 hour. Somehow they found it was me, and they said they might wanna report it to the police (ayy lmao).
So just to be on the safe side; I didnt break any laws did i? Its pretty much a dick move by me, but its not illegal? Top kek
No, you should be fine. Were there any winrars?
>>684235546
Personal privacy is guaranteed by any government in the world, yes even the shittiest one like Mexico. That's why you see some pictures disappearing from the internet , like nudes and such. Anyone who is sharing like yourself is directly responsible for sharing personal material that doesn't belong to you, therefore knowingly breaking the law. Yes they can sue you and most likely will. Yes copes take the computers, phones and see what you did. Formatting thenhard disk barely does.anything
>>684235936
The best deal is to get the new hard drive and dispose of the old one
Saying you saw those pictures somewhere online and have forwarded them.
If.you used your phone and it can be traced back to you, well tough luck.
Anyways where the picture at hommie
>>684235936
I'm sorry, exactly what part of what you said applies to this guy?
>>684235936
OP here. I didnt share any nudes though, only their snapchat names. Suing isnt that common where im from. Thoughts?
Because there is not just a normal celeb fap thread at this moment, I shall initiate one.
Feets are allowed, but there is a foot thread already active.
To begin, we have Emma Stone.
Cute redhead. Associated with frogs for some reason.
>>684237328
She cannot seem to nail the "cute" thing.
>>684237624
Here we go.
>>684237710
I don't have much of this Emma. Especially compared to my favorite Emma.
>>684237859
>>684237993
I can't tell if this is all OP, but I appreciate it. Kinda wish she was where Jlaw is. Can't stand her.
phimosis fag here, thinking of getting a circumcision, in Aussie land here anyone else can tell me their thoughts and experiences? And rough cost
>>684234594
fellow phimosis fag here
don't
>>684234838
Why b/ro? I used steroid cream for weeks with stretching and it did fucking nothing, and I'm gonna get laid soon and I don't wanna be fucked up anymore
>>684235046
Tell them to cut just the tip.
See a urologist or a GP and get a referral to one. His cost will be a couple hundred at most and he'll put you on the waiting list to get surgery.
Surgery shouldn't cost anything thanks to public health.
You'll just have to wait. There are 3 priorities A B or C.
A. Is cancer. It's the fastest but with good reason.
B. Is 3 months. This is for the more necessary cases.
C. Can be up to a year wait. But if it's not been a problem up till now it shouldn't be.
Surgery is a day op. You go home as long as you're...
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>>684234838
If you used cream and it didn't do shit then yeah see a GP/Urologist about circumcision.
drawthread
>>684233456
(Since that other thread is about to die)
in case anyone forgot
>>684234577
>Become clown
>>684234852
kill yourself because youre a clown
>>684234789
do itdoit
DO
IT
>>684234852
das hot meng
Kik yasmine1212 and ask her about the time she fucked a football team or the time she hiker poopoo point
>>684233714
>
Issaquah bitch?
>>684234062
Yeah how'd you know?
>>684233714
Do you have more of her?
>>684234366
>Poopoo point
>How'd you know?
I fucking live here, how else?
school girl real photo
continue
Bumpididump
sleeping beauties...
>>684237129
>>684237385
solid...
>>684237445
Unaware clothed
snoozin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsFUxMxzw6w
How does it feel to be short /b/?
> Join the 6 foot master race
> Oh wait, you can't
It sucks man, I wish I was 6 foot.
Lol 6'6 here and loving it
6'0 over here. Made the cut
>>684236592
No you didn't
Short faggot
5'2" here
>implying I'm not gonna punch you in the dick from my throne on manlet hill
The Earth is flat, deal with it Globeheads.
The powers that be have been lying to you, and hiding the truth. Stop believing NASA propaganda, the info is out there for those who want to see.
*Pic Related, its the fucking Earth as it is
You go girl
Flat, round, hollow, who cares?
>>684234834
>>684234834
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>>684234834
>implying you truly believe the Earth is flat
br8 b8 m8, you make this thread daily, you must have an exciting life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_tourism
http://www.virgingalactic.com/
http://www.xcor.com/
http://worldview.space/
https://www.blueorigin.com/
http://www.spaceadventures.com/
http://copenhagensuborbitals.com/
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Construct-a-Weather-Balloon/
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/live-iss-stream
https://www.google.ca/search?q=ISS+through+telescope&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjWk_DjitnMAhVP92MKHVQbB-MQ_AUIBygB&biw=1360&bih=634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FYEOXQnMYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsc80evqJ88
Alos why always NASA?
NASA is just one if hundreds of different space agencies a lot of which are private non government entities, some are DIY backyard programs run by random people.
So my friends and I are gonna do shrooms next weekend. They got me an eighth (one of them owes me money), and want to trip next weekend. However, I'm extremely depressed and suicidal and have been for a few days. I don't know if it will go away by next week.
I do know how important set and setting is to a trip, but I feel like it could possibly help me see a different perspective. I don't see how I can get more depressed or miserable tbh.
Should I do it, or just tell them I want to wait?
dude I have tripped 10 times in my life
mushrooms and lsd
let me tell you
DONT DO IT.
wait until you are better and it will be the most wonderful experience of your life.
but in this mental state, I repeat in all-fuckin-caps
DONT FUCKING DO IT MAN.
I never post. but this was worth it, because I am scared for you.
>>684235732 (cont)
psychedelics are amazing, don't get me wron
but the last time I did shrooms I was a bit down and thought it would help.
I nearly killed myself, and I have never ever been suicidal. I am 110% serious when I say it will make it all worse.
What you should do is what until you are better, and smart with half g's at a time. get some weed, music, beers, go for a walk on a beautiful day with your best friend and make a conneciton you will never foorget.
just dont do it now
end
>>684235904
nearly jumped off my fucking balcony man just dont
>>684235928
thanks for posting man
were you alone?
I'd be with my friends and dogs and out in nature ..never had a bad trip before. Hmm
I just...I don't know if I will get better, you know?
>>684236383
Have you tripped before?
of course, this is serious
and that sounds like a great setting.
if you'd like, you could tell me what's shitty.
if it's a terminal illness, then no. But otherwise, I would like to think that there is always a chance.
ROLL DUBS AND I'LL DO IT
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
:v roll
Don't do it, do something better.
Re-roll
>>684235198
Take me with you
sup
full body view
>giant face
>tiny skull
does she have microcephaly?
>>684235463
id say its a picture on my screen but hyperthetically if this was sitting in my lap right now; i'd tollerate it
>>684235522
Don't like the back drop. Move so there is more light on your front..
bottom end of passable standards
probably wouldnt want to walk down the street with you without knowing more
>>684235463
Out of those options, average.
She doesn't have any features that are immediately ugly, so with the right stylist she can look all right. Bland, and not attractive in any way, but she wouldn't be laughed at behind her back. Which is more than can be said of you.
Does /b/ like Motherfucker Mike
Who is he?
>>684236574
He's a popular gamer on youtube
>>684236574
MIKE MATEI'S 12.5 INCH ZOZZLECOCK
>>684236508
why do i always seen threads asking this? Mike are you posting these yourself?
>>684236755
check'd
So there's this qt 3.14 working at a supermarket I usually buy groceries at. How do I get to talk to her?
Its not a small store, most of the time there is a queue at all the checkouts so I can't just chitchat a little when she's there.
Any advice? Will dump some qts in the meantime
Everybody just kinda walks through and never really talks to the clerks. Also, she's not always working the same shifts.
Bring back gay bashing, women hating, niger bashing /b/ you fucking faggots bring it back.
And why is there no one calling the faggots in the furfag threads faggots
>>684235361
it never left u just got cucked it happens faggot
>>684235361
Go join a religion you hateful maggot
>>684235630
Hello, newfag.
>>684235630
This isn't reddit
Hunger games thread
This is directly from the Capitol: they demand the best 24 tributes to scout the arena
Isaac Fucking Newton
Kony 2016
Mink
Leafeon
Hatchet
New shota bread
Make a new thread they said.
>>684235983
i got you bro
though i gotta go
Trips decides what I do
>>684236677
eat it
>>684236677
In the pooper
>>684236781
Rolling
>>684236677
go to sleep
slit writs
