Just caught my girlfriend smoking crack in the bathroom. After I freaked out, she sat me down on the couch and told me that she smoked it for the first time Saturday and that she freaking loves it. She tried to get me to smoke some, but I took it from her and flushed it. After I flushed it, she hit me really fucking hard in the mouth and then left my apartment. She drove off in my car.
We've been dating for over three years and I love her to death. What do?
Think about how she's going to pay for the crack she's about to smoke.
Get her help, anon.
>>694066738
Kill yourself
Get your car back and break up with her or smoke crack
Last two digits of your post determines the age you die.
>>694068166
roll
>>694068491
Lucky
>>694068166
roll
Roll
>>694063568
old thread hit image limit
Favorite pics of other anons sluts you've saved off /b/
Someone is gonna repost my girl I know it... Wait it's been years :(
How does /b/ think gun control should be done?
>>694060559
I use my gun to control you.
>>694060559
off course you should always use both hands.
>>694060559
Quickly and effectively.
No one with any felonious conviction should be allowed to own or purchase a firearm. Weapons of a caliber higher than .40 cal and with a clip load of 16+ should be a felonious charge immediately.
Fully automatic weapons should be banned.
"Assault type weapons" and weapons with modifications that allow larger clips, quicker cooling, quicker reloading should be banned.
Weapons original or modified to allow firing of more than a set number of rounds per minute should be banned.
Special round types such as "explosive", "incendiary" or "armor penetrating" should be banned.
All weapons should be mandatory registered to their current owner in a universal federal database with current address, SSN, and birth date.
Weapons kept for the soul purpose of sport or hunting should be registered as such and should be contained in a reasonable manner at all times unless in use.
Weapons for the sole purpose of defense should be likewise registered and the owner should prove competency in a 12hr training course with a minimum of 4hrs range time by a qualified and certified instructor.
Collectors should have special issue permits the same as vendors and be subject to regular inspection.
If you oppose any of this, your an obvious criminal.
No control at all. Its doesn't stop bad people from doing bad things.
I would rather be shot and killed than stabbed to death or run over or be pushed off a building or be choked to death or poisoned.
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://is.cc/forcedincest
pic related
>>694070763
MOAR I WANT MOAR
>>694070763
I'm fucking stoned! And after blowing my juicy load to that hot video of the girl fingering herself, I got the munchies bro
>>694070763
she is stunning!!!
>>694070763
100% safe and legit
Faces of /b/ thread?
>>694058885
Get real
You ain't Sasha Banks
>>694059017
>/thread
here you go poser fag
I Grammy says I'm an 8/10. What do you think?
g/fur go
anyone got sauce for this? tried reverse google search already
>>694061064
I'll do anything for you if you can get sauce
Dubs removes the bikini.
2 ez
Lets gooo
thats not a real bikini
Rollin
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>694051020
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed.
I will grant you one wish.
bump
And here I thought a waifu thread would actually die
>>694057192
I'd like better internet
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Last 2 digits determine how many times you have to fap this week
Wait, what if we count today as the last day of the week? Does it start tomorrow, or do I have to cram fap?
Jjj
Wow
>>694064014
LOOKS LIKE I GOT SOME WORK TO DO
>>ITT
POORLY DESCRIBED GAMES
>Tank Controls
>Wiz of Oz bitch is now PC master race
>Collar fetishes
>Using your attack makes your character pissy and eventually blows heads off.
>Drug Abuse is heavily advised in game.
left 4 dead
>>694053366
Bumperooni
>>694053681
Nah. This is an obscure-esq game for PSX
Cousin
Bowling
Pokemon Go Thread
>level and Screenshot of collection
>>694058014
Started 3 days ago already have 5 pokemon
>>694058014
Spent an hour hunting down a Golduck. Nope.
Now theres an Onyx outside....but i should probably go to bed.
>>694058396
Holy shot you're a loser
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>694062172
Cause feelings. Cause she has a bf now. Cause it might not even happen and I'll just be pissed for driving 3 hours for nothing. Maybe I can at least get some water pokemon on pokemon go since I'll be at the beach, though.
>>694062270
Eh. She is my reason to fight, though. I know that sounds like some high school loveblind bullshit, but that's reality for me
More underporn
Who's better? Spider or fish?
REQUESTING YOUR FINEST FISH
>>694063859
Spider
>>694063859
As long as its not a skeleton its fine
Roll time
>>694049164
Faggot
>>694049164
roll
>>694049164
Rolling
>>694049164
rool
rolling for horse female foot fetish
Fuck
roll!
>>694040089
looks like im fapping to gay gardevoir porn again
Cringe thread /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlezkwT4Pz4
>>694037225
>Gamer dudes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9B60dqDAho
>>694037804
It's a classic
>>694037225
This video is fucking horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vogEeq2Avec
>>694038405
oh fucking god
I could barely handle that.
Knowledge thread because /b/ is just full of shitty threads right now. Also anyone got a plasma cutter tutorial out there?
bump
My sister pegged me when I was a kid... anything like this happen to anyone else?
>Be 13, 16 year old sister
>Always telling me "You're so cute anon" and getting me little presents and snacks
>Even see her peeking in the door when I'm in the shower, but I don't think she saw me look
>She's on the swim team at her high school
>She picks me up one day from the park right after her practice
>Still wearing her bathing suit
>Pulls the shoulder to one side in the car, bottoms looser and lower than normal. Can see just a touch of pubic hair
>Try not to look. Just make smalltalk with her, "how's your day" etc.
>Get home, go to room
>If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight
More please
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>>694047026
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