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Pics u shouldnt share pt2
A1 more??
Anyone ever fucked a sleeping/passed out chick?
What's it like?
I neither confirm or deny that I have recollection of that night sir.
yes but only consensual. It's the same as normal sex. Slightly worse because she can't contribute anything. Slightly better because it feels taboo.
My wife loves when she wakes up with cum in her pussy, she wants to fuck me when she wakes up with a load inside her. We've talked extensively about it and other weird little fetishes we both like that get us horny as fuck.
As the person doing it it's pretty fuckin great because you don't have to worry about her cumming or getting tired or worrying about positions, and you can just watch porn on your phone or look at hentai/lolis or whatever the fuck you want while your dicks wet. It's especially great if you can cum inside. Shit's cash.
>>750874182
only consensual. I was surprised they still get wet.
>>750874975
Obviously consensual only. Don't be a piece of shit and drug or rape them. If that's what you're planning just fucking kill yourself.
Milf Thread?
Milf Thread.
>>750863406
One post does not a thread make.
>>750863406
/thread?
/thread
Name a better breakfast than a cold beer..(Pro tip, you can't!)
Bacon sandwich
>>750878841
this used to be a go to cure for me when hung over but lately everytime i try to drink a beer i get sick
Ass.
>>750878841
Two cold beers
>>750878954
Cheers to that
Waifu
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here?
Yes
>>750868661
well it is a quote from the film said by samuel jackson
>>750868722
Thats why I am going to kidnap you they cant fire you for that
Still here
And
>>750868831
Yeah but then they would want to find you....
FB/ IG Fap thread cont.
>>750884982
moar
Drawthread
Oldfag Edition
Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the spreadsheet below
Pokemon: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6I0a_8jXF4isxPYXyMeRgWtqThR7fS5-v33GuFIkV8/edit?usp=sharing
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>750880945
im feeling real small
>>750881913
lmao
I mean, to be honest don't even bother delivering it. Just stop working on it, bro. 2 months is venturing into overly elaborate 'gimme ten minutes' meme territory.
I wonder what it's like. To have the thing that gets you (You)s the most be your only memorable quality. I mean, maybe they're not here for fun and to partake in drawing, maybe they're only here because they're wanted nowhere else. I mean, I doubt I'd see a avatarfags who hate drawing on Deviantart or Tumblr, or Club Penguin or Gaiaonline, like there's no way you can advertise yourself positively to other human beings using "likes drawing a poorly drawn avatar on an anonymous imageboard" as your personality quality.
I wonder what...
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Dick tribute part 3
Pics u shouldnt share
>>750881735
My ex gf
>>750881735
YLYL
https://youtu.be/7f9HHrCv5IU
>>750880829
Again..
>>750880812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyKsFVoTbAA
Plan on having a whore over in a few hours. Will record. Dubs or trips decides wat do.
>>750875831
Make her put a dildo up your faggot ass
Watch Terry Davis videos
>>750875927
this
Make her suck your dick for 10 minutes without pauses
make her fuck a teddy bear while you watch
name?
The Cutest Girl Ever, who also has nice tits.
>>750861319
Oh wait. I guess her middle name is "who also has nice tits" and her last name must be "and also a nice ass."
I'm interested. How much more can you show us, OP?
ROLL
>>750877047
rolf
Quints get
>>750877047
0 plz
niggeroll
>>750877047
i'm not a fucking pedo, please gimme dat 0
FB/IG FAP THREAD 3.0
Pics you shouldn't share/save
Wife dressed up for me Saturday night.
What do you think?
>>750880722
Slut
ylyl
>>750878373
Roll for your SUPERPOWER!
Then argue about how and why you would beat the post above you in a fight. I want good explanations people. Bonus points if you write out how the whole fight would go like an action movie.
Also reminder that if you're not reading Worm, you should be: parahumans.wordpress.com
NICE
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Rawl
rollo
>>750859478
rawl
Girls who take it up the butt. Building a catalog of poopchute princesses, /b/. Please help me out.
>>750875412
Nice! Got any pics of her turdcutter?
>>750875269
Thisismyfetish.jpg
>>750875951
It's rekt time boys.
>>750867770
>>750867770
was just expecting it to bite the mans neck off the whole time
>>750867838
Right? I was expecting murder
>>750867819
>>750867770
The only thing rekt here is my heart
