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s/fur
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Am i the only one that thinks the blue doesn't fit her at all?
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>>674319606
Looks pinkish to me.
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>>674319606
no, it looks really out of place
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>>674318564
anyway

>>674319606
yeah blue is a goofy color for fur

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Anons, after heavy thought and struggle, I no longer sexually identify as a man but now I identify as a F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet. I always felt the need to fly to where I desire and I am comfortable with myself after hiding this secret all my life. You all can no longer say offensive things to me as I will launch my weapons of annihilation to help persuade you to check your privileges. Please accept the new me.
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>>674319177
OMG i so proud of you honey bunny
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>>674319177
Why are you so high maintenance even with all your problems? You tax dollar digging whore.
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>>674319177
I support you /b/ro
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>>674319177
You're so beautiful

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Smokin some "puff" for the first time tonight.
What am I to expect?
"friend" gave me a nugget and a pipe to smoke out of. Ill be using a camping lighter. it looks pretty sticky and smells very strong. is this good? how will I know when i'm high. how much should i smoke the first time?

will i get caught? what should i do when im high? am I going to trip out?
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serious shitpost

please help a nigger
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i need halp people PLEAASE
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What the fuck is puff you nigger.
Also inhale that shit and hold it or ya wont get high
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Take it easy at first and wait between rips, taking them until you get to the desirable high. Listen to your favorite music, watch your favorite show/movie, munch your favorite food

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Nudes thread
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Bumppn
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testing
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Wish I had nudes of her...
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i'm a grill
i sucked my close friend's cock the other night, my first time sucking one ever and i loved doing it but i don't think i'll ever get to do it again bc he has a girlfriend and we both agreed that it was a mistake
i regret it but i want it again so bad
all i can think about is the feeling of him in my mouth and how his hand felt on the back of my head when he pushed me down while he came and how his cum tasted after and dhfksjdfhk
/b/ what do i do
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Gee, I wonder. Maybe you tell him you want to do it again?
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>>674317040
i think he'd be upset with me about it because it's still cheating on his girlfriend
i don't want to fuck up our friendship by pushing it ;_;
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you do know there every man has a dick right? its not just this one guy

Captcha: select the images with trains

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Nig Justice Thread
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>>674319012
Your in the wrong place friend, we here at 4chan accept all walks of life
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>>674319012
let's go based OP
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>>674319316
This.
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I agree.
>>674319316

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fb fap thread?
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anyone like?
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>>674318245

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/b/, would a driveby shooting be a viable way to kill someone and get away?
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>>674317314
At night, I've done it years ago. Never caught.
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>>674317314

No.

At the very least, someone is going to see your car. And unless you have some serious muscle in the neighborhood where you shoot the person, whoever sees you is going to talk to the cops.
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>>674317642

Good point, my truck really stands out
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>>674317314
No. The way to get away with murder is you have to have a mold for an ice stabber. Make a sharp point out of ice. Sharp enough to pierce skin. Then learn how to make ricin (there are a number of sources online) then coat the point of your ice stabber in ricin. Wear a hazmat suit, latex gloves, and duct tape the soles of your shoes. Sneak up on your victim, pierce the skin, then run away.
The ricin will kill them in a few days.

creeb tred w tits
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>>674317639
>>674317722
fucking watermarks ruin everything
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>>674317639
OH MY GOD YES GIVE ME THOSE JUICY MELONS

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In this thread we summon chuck, also dubs.
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Bump, finish chuck I've got an unfinished story!
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>>674316814
Also, are you the 'deer god' guy? Cuz you're in the image...
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Shameless bump...
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Huh?

I came back from a week in Lima, Peru. I have had diarrhea for 24 hours. I don't mind though. It's not painful, just a quick 1 minute watery shit every 2 hours. Like peeing out of my butthole.

Is there any reason to be worried /b/ or can I live my life like this?
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If it lasts long enough you'll get seriously dehydrated, you probably already are by this point. The thing to be worried about are parasites/something you've ingested.

At the very least start taking antibiotics, amoxycyllan, anything derivative of pennacillin
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stop the loli please
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>>674315418
You have Zika. RIP
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>>674316514
so if I drink Gatorade I'll be fine?

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New Rule 34 thread
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bump

WHAT ARE WE GONNA BUILD?
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a pineapple under the sea
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OUR CREDIT BY MAKING SOUND CHOICES IN OUR STOCK PORTFOLIO!
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a loli wall
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>>674318040
ADDITIONAL PYLONS

New Jersey slut thread.
Jersey girls are nasty cum sluts.
Post them all with pics, name and town.
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609 here
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anyone got 201?
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973 montville here
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973 montville

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This is Guardrail Kenny Say "Hello Guardrail Kenny" Or your asshole will fall out tonight
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Hello Guardrail Kenny
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Hello Guardrail Kenny
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Hello Guardrail Kenny
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Ynnek liardraug olleh

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Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.
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jews on christmas
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Adolf-Kun claimed

>>674319014
Thank you I am doing well, how about you?
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MILF thread and experiences

>be me
>be 15
>women in her mid 30's moves in next door with her 11 year old daughter
>watch her daily routine for weeks
>see she's lonely
>walking my neighborhood drunk as fuck
>she's parked in her car sitting in front of her garage
>the garage door just opening and shutting
>walk over to car
>she's crying
>knock on window
>she rolls the window down
>"It's broke" tears running own her face
>ask to see the remote
>fucking buttons are jammed
>pop them out with my finger nail
>press open
>her face lights up
>"thank you so much"

>after that night everytime she saw me walking down the street she'd need my help
>program her tv
>fix a leaking sink
>replace the floor in her bathroom
>I was a dumb kid just being nice that got roped into shit I wouldn't say no to
>my friend sees all the shit I'm doing for my neighbor
>points out I'm pretty much the man of the house
>this really gets me thinking
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>>674317010
>mowing her lawn in the late afternoon
>her daughters at her friends house
>decide to take break because fuck push mowing
>sit on couch
>she comes out of her bedroom
>hair wet
>assume she'd just gotten out of the shower
>fuck she smelled like green apple
>asks me if I want something to drink
>fucking around I say yeah bring me a beer
>she actually does it
>she walks over to me
>opens the bottle and hands it to me
>a woman bring you a beer and opening it for you is sexy as fuck
>she's wearing pj pants andd a baggy t with no bra
>asks if I want to watch a movie
>"sure"
>she gets down on all fores looking for a dvd underneath the tv stand
>big round milf ass stuck right in the air towards me
>hard as the most solid mass in the universe
>fuckit.png
>slid of couch onto my knees right behind dat ass
>grab both sides pf her pants and start to pull down
>my heads are shaking
>she isn't moving at all
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>>674317010
>>674317187
>get pants down
>nose goes straight to her asshole for some reason
>smell great
>start rimming it
>use thumb to rub her clit
>seemed like forever
>realize she still hasn't moved or made a sound
>start thinking I fucked up and shes just waiting for this nightmare to be over
>stop and pull her pants back up and sit back on couch
>"do you want to watch the notebook anon"
>"s-sure"
>she puts it in and just walks back to the couch and sits on the other end
>she puts her feet in my lap
>we sit in silence and watch the notebook

and that was only the first time
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>>674317300
keep it up son
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>>674317300
dont stop, i am halfway to diamonds

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pic below you is your new steam avatar
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>>674318098
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stop the loli
please
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Contact for free steam inquiries
+1 (207) 590-9530

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whoever says that they wouldnt fuck this bunny are damned liars
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>>674315269
True
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>>674315269
dem ears.
dem hips.
dat face.
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Now
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I'm not a liar. I don't want to fuck that bunny because I'm not a filthy degenerate like you.

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Why are athiest always liberal? Do conservative atheists even exist?
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>>674315771
Yep. One right here. And atheists that are leftists worship the state as their God.
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>>674316560
no, those are communists, anarchists worship no one.
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>>674315771
Religious practice is inherently conservative, since it values preservation of outdated traditions and stifles independent thought and change.

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