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Millie
>>769225583
Moar
Kik
>>769226242
Snapchat
>>769225583
https://youtu.be/ZUq_T_Bhau8
Discord
Why is this country so fucking gay?
>>769226760
Because you live there
Chile
asking for a friend, right?
>>769226760
Ugh I hate that it's so gay. My folks moved there from NL a bunch of years ago so I tend to spend a week or two there every summer. Living in the middle of the country it's semi okay but jezus christ....any of the major cities.
90% sand niggers and antifa type liberal hipster faggots.
It's honestly a country that should be ashamed of what it turned in it.
It's the country equivalent of tumblr.
>>769226852
could not have said it better myself
>>769228551
she loves to tease in public with little outfits
>>769228588
ITS A DUDE
>>769228551
I have learned by experience, and alot of it.
The skinnier, the looser the pussy.
>>769228612
you ever worry about your girl taking a bigger dick than yours?
Nah dog. Don't be so insecure. As long as your girl has initiated sex you're fine.
>>769229498
yeah, cuz tiny penis. like 5.85" length and 4.5 girth. pencil af.
>>769229498
If it happens, it happens. Just use what what have to your full potential and make her remember how good you are/were.
>>769229498
Does she sit around worrying that I've fucked nicer pussies than hers?
Probably not.
>>769229498
well, I'm teamtagging my girl, and my buddy got a fat glans, lol, but my dick is overall thicker tho
>i'm a real life shamanic magician
>get stoned and take shrooms with college kids
>they are all high out of their minds, and i am too but i am controlling it
>i then start influencing their thoughts and begin to control their minds
>i mentally control one student and make him stand up and pick up a gun that was sitting on the table and aim it at me and fire
>the bullet bounces right off me, because i'm bulletproof
>the other students are just staring, shocked and not sure if that really happened or not
>i then influence and mind control one of the hot girls there and get her to stand up and we both walk into the bedroom of the guy's house we were chilling in
>mind controlled her and she rode my cock like a demonic beast in heat
>i stared right into her eyes as i ejaculated into her, while she was riding on top of me, and the intensity of Heaven itself explodes in orgasmic pleasurable agony in her eyes
>she wakes up, covered in her own female ejaculation
>they are all high out of their minds, and i am too but i am controlling it
>Controlling it
>''i control but other can't
> Kid fag confirmed
>>769218850
my power level is 1000 times their own.
>>769218285
>Woke up with a stain on sheet
>too embarrassed to get sheets washed because Mum might asked questions
>Kid fag confirmed
>>769219118
she told me that she ejaculated 60 sprays of female ejaculation, which the normal is like 20 sprays.
>>769219227
You've never had sex have you?
FB/IG 2
>>769230218
slim petite and busty
the best teacher i could have
>>769230286
i still have fantasies with her and want to bury my head in her delicious thighs
>>769230308
did she wear tight skirts that show off her ass?
REKT NOW
JX7yvSK
Nice webms you have there
ITT your first sexual experience
mommy wiped my bum bum when i was 0.
bump
a doctor spanked me when i was 0
>>769228007
First sexual experience? I met a girl online, we quickly became friends. Very hot Asian girl, five foot nothing, over 5 years older than me. I catch a flight to hers and soend a weekend at hers. She feeds me and takes me around town, i ate her out before I left. It was cash and she came.
>>769228007
MODS!! The Jewess queen would not approve of this image
waifu thread
Good morning everyone...
Still here
And
Vali
I like those colors on her too.. vali in wedding dress when?
Having to care for a loli is hard.
Especially when she finds your lewds.
I claim Elise from fire emblem fates
R34 thread Continuom. #9
Never stop the fever
Feel free to pick something, doing D.Va dump for OP first though
1/3
>>769229077
2/3
>>769229095
3/3
anyone got any natsuki?
Sorry OP had to make another drink
Pics you shouldn’t share
>>769229194
tits?
How could we solve racism?
Not magically like "make everyone non racist" but an actual technical solution.
Sorry for bad English, i'm writing an essay for my PC principal so i need help with ideas.
>>769228740
Technically we could kill all non-whites.
>>769228740
Eugenics, termination of all but one race.
After this you might be able to cross off RACE-ism from the long list of reasons to kill off another group of people.
>>769228740
the mega jew plan has already the best solution: made everyone the same by multiple wave of immigration in all the most develop country except israel.
>>769228740
Morgan Freeman had the answer and that is to stop talkinga bout it.
I'll be called Morgan Freeman and you'll be called whatever your name is. He'll no longer be a black man and the other person will no longer be a white man.
That and kill all the jews.
>Make a new world tyranny
>mass execute people of every race
>treat everyone horribly
>make everyone hate you
>only solution is to unite and overthrow you
>fake death just before end
>everyone is united
trap - cd thread
Show me those perfect 34B tits /b/
moar of her, OP?
>>769219808
bump
You know the number has absolutely nothing to do with the size of her tits right?
A b cup is a b cup is a b cup
still want more of OP's girl
For the next 24 hours, 'The Purge' law states that anyone is allowed to commit murder, rape and whatever they desire.
Here you are sitting inside your boarded up house on a cold, still night, jacking off to 'traps' you'd saved on your mom's laptop and sipping warm beer. A woman screams from somewhere in the distance for help; gunshots, then silence. Suddenly you hear footsteps along the footpath outside your yard. The gate creaks open and the footsteps grow louder. Little pig little pig let me in! says a low, sinister voice from outside
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>>769223549
bump
>>769223649
This is gay lmao.
If this could be any gayer I'd probably be a trap
who wants to enjoy my gf wuth me
I'd need quite a lot of alcohol to enjoy something so flat chested.
>>769224528
yea i would enjoy her with you
>>769224573
wat u wanna see
>>769224572
her tits are decently big
>>769224638
how
>>769224663
wut? i will like her photos. or is this some cuck shit where i have to describe the state of my sexual arousal to you and describe how I'll touch my penis? kys you fucking faggot
Italian bread. Quanti Italiani ci sono su /b/?
>>769221517
Isn’t that just garlic bread?
>>769221517
pasta pizza spaghetti mario mamma mia amico mio!
>>769221667
Kek
>>769221517
parecchi
>>769221867
Allora non sono l'unico :')
If you aren’t Aryan, you aren’t Human.
You must look like this to qualify.
Pic of OP
>>769220987
kek
that's a faggotish haircut
>>769220823
I got some free time on my hands...
Clinical Psychologist, working in forensics and therapy.
I'm here to listen to you. Interested in what torments you.
AMA
>>769221321
I just... don't know...anon-san
>>769221321
How to deal with people suffering from anosognosia?
>>769221497
Clarify
>>769221566
Well I guess the person your are talking about has been diagnosed with it. Not an everyday condition. Depending on where you come from, there should be multiple organizations that help you (physically and mentally). Or what seems to be the problem?
>psycho
>logist
do you enjoy being clogged by Andy's logs of shit?
YELLOWSTONE IS GOING TO EXPLODE THIS SUMMER!
HAWAII WAS ONLY THE START -- EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED!
GET YOUR SHIT PREPARED, THE EARTH IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME!
Fuck you I am moving to Idaho and your bullshit volcano can eat a dick.
>>769219767
good, hit me with everything you have I have no fear of death.
>>769220543
You should get prepared, anon. It's starting to hit all the news.
>>769219767
Nothing will happen. As always.
>>769220764
Read >>769220668 you delusional mongoloid.
