What does this guy say again?
Bojangles
>>675333830
hitler did nothing wrong
hitler did everything wrong
zimbabwe
God-tier anime thread.
>>675327351
finally someone on /b/ with good taste
Kaiba
>>675327351
spongebob
spongebob
ITT: True stories that no one will believe.
>be 2014
>be me
>been carrying a kel-tec PF9 for 6 months
>friend dropped me off back in town
>carrying backpack and bag of groceries on walk back home (<2 miles)
>walking through semi-developed suburban area
>long stretch of road
>see a dog 300 feet or so down the road
>think naively "i refuse to alter my trajectory for you. i am the superior predator"
>dog begins to approach me
>heart jumps into my throat, stop and think about my next move
>consider running
>fuck that
>dog speeds up into a trot
>it's a putbull
>butterflies in my stomach, tunnel vision, hands ice cold
>put down my bag and reach for my handgun
>take it out and chamber a round (condition 3 always)
>heart beating fast, lightheaded
>dog is sprinting toward me and barking
>raise the gun, dump all 7 rounds at the dog
>dog stumbles in it's tracks
>dog immediately collapses, tail wagging and hyperventilating
>not sure howmany hit, not sure howmany missed
>OH FUCK WHAT DID I JUST DO
>ears ringing
>pick up bag and sprint down an adjacent street, then calm down a bit and continue the walk home
>>675324525
no one ever found out. I don't know anyone from that part of town and I never got questioned by anyone for it. for all I know it could have been a stray.
>>675324525
One. You are bitch and the dog knew it. An Alpha predator emits badass, a beta will bow before it. Eye contact. Stare right into that fuckers eyes until it looks away. Then it knows you ain't a bitch. Puff up, appear bigger than you are. Don't fucking run. A dogs natural instinct is to chase game... you fucking killed that dog because you don't know how to alpha.
>>675325002
Why do any of that? I don't have to play it's stupid game. I am the superior predator and I proved it on the most basic, universal level by killing it.
I continue to carry to this day and have no problem putting down any dog so long as there's no one around. If there's people, i'd let it get a little closer before killing it.
If you have a dog, don't let it roam around like that. Fence in your yard or just accept that it'll scare something with the capacity to kill it.
>>675324695
Nice hahahahaha that's actually jokes
I got one
>got off bus at my stop
>girl I've never seen before gets off too, were alone
>she starts walking then I behind her
>I notice she's looking anxious
>starts speeding up head down
>looks behind her at me and speeds up even more
>Im confused
>turns around again and starts sprinting down the street
>phone in her hand by her ear
>wtf wtf wtf are the cops coming?
>I speed walk down a random street
>get hormone eventually
>see cop cruiser passing by my house a few times
Stupid bitch had me scared as fuck. "Rape culture"
>2016
>Why aren't people who belive in religion considered mentally ill?
>>675327336
Ya. Religion is pretty fucking gay
>>675327336
Because the majority of people do. And it is beneficial to people.
>>675327675
>And it is beneficial to people
LOL HOW IS BELIEVING THAT FAIRIES/UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY REAL.. BENEFICIAL TO PEOPLE.... I MEAN. WAT.
>>675327675
beneficial to dumb people that don't care about facts or reality and can't handle life as it is
this is someone who sits and advertises his facebook all day on runescape. He blocked me, message him and post wins.
>>675324674
here is some of what I got.
NYPA
>>675324817
then leave if you dont like keks faggot
This thread is now OSRS beg thread. Any people want to give me free shit? Or have a free shit party?
Aks a polive officer in training anything
Did you go to college first?
>>675331401
nope
are you going to abuse your power?
Did you join to shoot people
come on /b/,post everything you know about the brussels attack today
>>675326343
In one word
ISLAM
it was a great day
If you ask nicely, Allah presents you with dubs.
porn webms
just uploading random ones, not checking first
>>675327762
got sauce?
Post your worst. Introducing my friend to 4chan
Welcome, friend! Please enjoy your stay.
>>675330759
hello, anon's friend!
>>675330759
>implying /b/ represents 4chan and all boards
y u gotta do this?
Something like this, but with... bull. Anyone have?
>>675329720
you must be new here.
![57bb7363b7a36a4dc732cd892ac3cab2[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/680/1458680584698.jpg "57bb7363b7a36a4dc732cd892ac3cab2[1]")
>>675329621
>>675329720
Kys newfag
>>675329720
newfag...
tell me i'm cute..
hmm
shut up fgt
>>675326416
i'm a faggot
>>675325979
already did
where's my reward?
So Olivia Wilde got naked on HBO
>>675325458
yeah, actors do that from time to time. who knew?
>>675325569
>>675325458
And now her desirability will drop significantly.
>>675325458
way to not even post the webm you fucking underaged slouch
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis anon. Pornography robs you of a confident persona that you could use to seduce women.
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. That can't be right.
>>675325391
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
>>675325354
GIVE IT A FUCKING REST YOU LONELY RETARD
>>675325354
i hi5 to your insight
Anons girls/wives you want more off.
>other thread hit limit
ylyl
Lost
>>675325800
the other one was better because of nipple
>>675325124
Don't just let that jizm sit there...
lick that shit up!!
>>675326549
>>675326549
that's a beautiful pussy shot
>>675325800
she's awesome! moar
rape thread/sex asleep thread
>>675318792
lurking
>>675318792
Is that it?
thats pretty sad
Oh
>walk into your sister's room
>see this
what do?
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
get behind her and fuck her asshole, if it was my sister though. not her
>>675329044
>360 degrees and walk away
>360
>walk away
your fucking dumb
>>675329207
That's the joke you cretin
Cringe thread
>>675327709
FUCKING MAMMALS!
>>675327709
What h-happened to the other t-two?
>>675328221
What do you mean?
>>675328221
Sometimes mother apes eat their young
I think there MIGHT be a link between Islam and terrorism.
>>675322116
racist!
>>675322116
There's never going to be peace in this world with disgusting racist nazis like you. Watch your back if we ever meet because I'm gonna fucking kill you
>>675323146
Muslim detected!
>>675323146
religion =/= race
