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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Trips decide what I do to my fucked up toe nail
Eat it
cut it off with dental floss and then eat the nail.
soak in warm water + bleach every day and cut the corners as far as you can, eventually pulling out the ingrown part (yet it hurts, but it's a good hurt).
Trust me, my toenails were the same when I was a kid.
stick it through your urethra
I don't care how you do it
go to a fucking doctor, that shits probably infected m8
I am breaking up with my girl friend, ITT we write my break up message line by line and once it hits bump limit it will be sent.
Ill start Dear Cindi;
Im sorry for being a coward by breaking up over text
But you are a disgrace of a human being.
Tbh fam I love to fuck men
>>677885752
I jerked off too hard last night, now you no longer interest me...
Besides your older than 14 and I like my pussy young and tight
Been in an amazing relationship with a filipino trap for a little over 2 years now. Haven't been happier in my entire life. So, Trap/Sissy/Mental Illness Appreciation Thread. Thanks to all the beta fags who can't be real men so they give up and become fuck-toys for the REAL men.
I want to have sex with Bailey Jay. Does that mean I'm gay?
does she have a feminine penis?
>>677873504
Very feminine.
Yes and he/she even said so him-/herself
>>677873504
if she does, then yes you are gay
>>677873126
Lil bit, yep.
What substances are you /b/ros indulging in tonight?
I'm enjoying a tab of acid with a nice line of yopo when I peak
Also general /dru/g thread
What is yopo?
m8 can you post a few seeds of yopo? I found a tree of it, prepared them and snorted, but nothing happended
>>677881748
500mg diphenhydramine and 60mg codeine phosphate
Percocets till I die brotherman
>>677881748
h'weed + percs
draw thread
the best part is how you cycle through two different pictures for every thread
forever
Requesting Rukia and Swordbro doing something cute with a Sentret
>>677890941
thank u 4 fuelin my alcoholism
hears ure tip
>>677891089
night fam
>>677891266
>>677891615
the cancer is expanding.
>>677891666
nice on, satan.
Fluffy abuse thread?
>>677888675
Bump it, faggot
1/2
Mods fuck off
2/2
>>677888675
Waifu claiming thread
Simple and understandable rules:
>claim your 2D-waifu
>share artwork of your waifu
>discuss
>insult
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Last claim, goodnight everyone!
Awoo~
Don't tag it in previous thread. Just look in catalog and come here when it's up. Gotta keep 'them' away right?
>>677889711
Marie rose claimed
Faces of /b/ continued
shut the fuck up we already have one and kys you ugly pathetic attention seeking mongoloid/10
r8?
>>677877226
>>677877419
fuccbois/10
>>677877589
Fuckboys can actually get relationships lol
Is the old man always right?
Am I the luckiest man alive?
Is OP a fag?
will ww3 happen?
Are you sure OP isn't a faggo
will I die happy?
What's the worst thing that ever happened to you, /b/?
I'll start.
>be me
>be 11 years old
>get picked up from school by neighbor
>riding in back seat with 5 year old son
>son starts talking about me putting my hand down his pants
>WTFISHAPPENING.JPG
>neighbor looks back menacingly and says, "anon, he better not be saying what I
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>>677871474
one time i posted a girl on 4chan
I asked /b/ to rate my gf
but she wasn't my gf
she was just a girl from facebook etc etc this thread doesn't get any less pathetic the more times you post it, you autistic 14 year old retard.
>>677871474
> Not actually molesting him having nothing to lose
Faggot.
>be you
/thread
>>677871474
Epic tale /b/ro
>had cancer once when young, slightly disfigured, became beta
years ago i saw a thread like this and it had 200+ replies...
but time passes and 4chan has changed... it is all plebeians who post nothing but bananas and spiderman,,,,
Don't feel bad OP... the fact that this thread is about to die just means you're not autistic...
You're welcome...
Tight Dress and high heels thread
ez
>>677878509
>>677878895
loli bread
>>677886195
bump
>>677886195
>>677886195
thats emi lol. Have a bump OP.
>inb4 cancer realize I have bumped the thread and they start whining.
Celeb nudes that don't disappoint.
Real nudes only, obviously.
>>677881769
Fine as Fuck!
>>677883256
lol FAF faggot
Medfags I need your help.
I got ranover by a car recently and this is what happened to my leg. It has been over a week and i feel like theres no real progression. It has scabbed over but I've wrapped it 3 times now and it looks worse when I wrap it.
Is this infected? I've put tons of hydrogen peroxide, Neosporin, and this spray shit that kills germs.
I need to know to seek medical attention or not for this,
looks fine to me
>>677882065
It looks like some of your skin is experiencing necrosis.
i thought it was common fucking sense to seek medical attention after being ran over by a car
>>677882220
No. STOP Lying.
looks like it's healing well, just make sure nothing green comes out of it
Wife/GF Rate Thread.
Mine
>>677878253
I'd post mine but looks like this bread is about to 404
My wife anyone want more?
Gf
anon,
why r u unhappy ?
cuz i suck at math and am studying enginery
>>677869663
Because a hot babe will never twerk like that in my 3.5" peen
>>677869663
spent 9 months in school only for the job market to crash so I can't find any work in my field. Every woman I've started to have a relationship with drops contact with me for no reason after about a month. And I'm sick which is preventing me from working out outside seeing how I can barely move.
I can't say I am unhappy but I can say I don't enjoy the fact that
I have no job
no drugs
and no money right now
>>677869663
Because I don't have sauce for that gif. plz provide.
Russia vs. 800 Million LIONS Omegle dumping thread
No rekt thread?
Lets fix that
>>677879582
N E V E R F O R G E T
>>677879582
Why not? I'll dump some stuff.
>>677879963
>>677880048
>>677880109
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this wasnt really necessary
What a nap I just had.
>>677882614
but if he didn't make a new one, how could freklz make his entrance?
>>677882616
I didn't get many more momi pics
Needs more horse cocks. Less muscle pls.
