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Fb/ig fap v3
>>750863033
gotchu
>>750863290
about to cum soon, post more pics like this
>>750863344
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume VIII
>>750866630
first for scissorhands being a true story
>Opens with scene of genital mutilation
>Real life S&M porn actress plays the love interest
>Her mom gets BLACKED by her step dad
>A comedy
More hints
>Main character played by Sam Harris celebrity doppelganger. Sort of a breakout role for him even though he had been around for a while.
>S&M actress dated Justin Timberlake for a bit. Actually, she's a famous Hollywood actress...
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>>750866772
Shrek?
>>750866814
This time, yes.
>If you think about it, it's really the story of a gay and a midget in a tin can.
pictures you shouldn't share vol.651613215
19 yo slut
>>750864091
Gonna need more of her
Bearful day
So bored
>>750857923
>ball sac piercing
Why?!
R34
Vol 42
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume VII
Alium too stronk
Give alium computer a cold
Alium not too stronk
Alium gets rekt by redneck and nuke
>>750862852
Some of these are hard. I can give hints if you need them.
>5
>Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
>7
>A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her way to the top, then throws away a hundred grand for a guy who treats her the same as all the others.
>8
>Bald guy's girlfriend...
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>>750862944
4th of July
>Group of soldiers/warriors taken from their home
>Must team up to defeat a common enemy
>A doctor repeatedly breaks his oath
Guy is so happy he's gonna get married but fiancee likes his friend and hated guy.
Confession thread.
I hate my life and I take it out on my mom, who is otherwise a saint.
>>750850046
if this is true you must die
>>750850046
I spend pretty much my entire paycheck in a week on alcohol, then starve myself for the second week until I get paid so that I can do it all over again. I'm supposed to be saving money so I can see a girl I'm really into in Europe in January but there's almost no chance I'll have enough money to buy a ticket/passport by then, which will devastate her and probably make her not care about me anymore, which sucks because she's basically my soulmate.
I just can't stop. When I don't...
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>>750850735
Drink less, start later in the day, don’t go to the bar as much, drink water in between drinks, pick up an extra job to get drinking money, those will all save u dough and don’t do stupid shit like buy shots for your friends
Bump
I cheated and got emotionally attached but now I regret it and wanna confess but dont know how to without my SO freaking and trying suicide
Doing Cocktributes - Continued!
Post your images here.
Send your private requests to KiK: jamesblanky
I try to do them all but due to overwhelming demand do miss some. Sorry!
Waifu something claim thing thread
Previous: I'm not pasting previous.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No
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>>750855065
Sleepy trap boy.
Still here
>>750854388
Get the good shit my nigga
>>750854441
Have fun with that
>>750854441
>>750854588
Chibi time
Ayy lmao
Hottest girl you fucked thread
-Pic related
>>750838349
proof
>>750838937
i mean the video is already online of it
>>750839048
video?
kek
Enjoy one of my exes
New celeb thread- spermlord getting tired edition
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGlwN-Xr6d8
>>750859174
bless your heart OP
SGT
JLaw blacked will happen. IT WILL
>>750859174
Lol
Here the picture from Emma Stone i was talking about, First i did.
Drawthread
Henllo there Edition
Haha uh oh
Requesting Polt from Monster Musume successfully being used as live bait to catch a giant fish. She should be entirely inside the fish's stomach while still attached to the fishing line. And then in another panel have the fishing line snapping and the fishing swimming off with her as its meal
ohh thanks for all the good wholesome comments in the last thread! I'd shower all of you with love if I could! I can take a few non nsfw requests!
>>750856434
hello fren
>>750857381
Can you do this one please?
>>750857308
Hey anon, back with some more CGI shit. I just got my hands on 2b here. So lets make some renders
>Dubs tells me what you want done with her
>no gore/vicera/dismemberment
>Can have her get dicked/remove clothes/horse dicked/dildos/lesbian/sky is the limit. ill let you know on any limitations.
>>750853340
Loli version stretching.
Horse dicked
>horse dicked
>>750853340
Animate her supporting 3 children while struggling to maintain a happy marriage.
>>750853433
loli version stretching it is. on the way
new r34 thread old one hit image cap
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/75 0839928: old thread
>>750860910
more raven pls
Never a bad idea to get a bit.. carried away~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAe Y0bHDxNE
evening /b/., what's everybody drinkin' tonite still?
>>750857927
fuck off
>>750857553
Kvass is a Russian drink. To put things into perspective, if you were to regards Vodka to be Russia's standard beer, Kvass would be Russia's coca-cola. Super light, primarily consists of ingredients found in darker forms of bread (think like pumpernickel and rye) and raisins.
I'm rollin' with a homemade blend right now. Shit takes two days to make, so usually during the summer I'll prepare a batch every night so I can have something to drink every day. The stuff isn't too bad served warm either.
>>750857969
NOTHING BUT AUGHRA!!
>>750858045
A most informative post, that's going in the logbook for sure, sounds like some good-bodied brew for sure.
hope you're enjoying it!
>>750858203
Why haven't you been banned yet?
Why haven't you taken your bullshit to >>>/soc/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwaQ_FLfn3c
DOING COCKTRIBUTES
Send in your images
Privates can be sent too: KiK jamesblanky
Do you do guys faces by chance? Pretty please
>>750858648
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume VI
>A bad cops summons all the cops to kill a guy with a 12 year old girlfriend
>>750859004
Not yet guessed:
1
An alien pretending to be an Englishman wreaks havoc across Europe, abducts a young boy, becomes the greatest filmmaker of all tiem.
2
Jenny does a pretty good English accent.
4
Man falls in love with a heartless woman. Heartless woman leaves man for heartless man. Sad movie is sad.
5
Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
6
Then how are they supposed to eat cereal?
7
A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her...
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>Be me, literal savior of humanity
>Get sick
>Stupidly ingest random bottles of pills
>One of them may or may not be used for chemically sterilizing dogs
>Also, there's a hot chick who wants me bad.
>She just doesn't want me the way you want a girl to want you
>>750859099
Leon the Professional
Good luck
>college student owes massive debt
>gets hunted down by debt collector
>goes on a long walk to get money
>>750859150
>Leon the Professional
You beat me to it.
New fb/ig fap thread
>>750859727
mmmm post more those fucking legs
>>750859774
Pictures you shouldn't share..
>>750856744
Yes! You're still here, keep going man. Love this chick
