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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decide what I paint.
>>674527402
paint the microwave red
>>674527402
one dog
>>674527402
a huge black dick on the wall
>>674527402
Paint a view of Earth from space using only black and white.
>>674528270
Roll
Let the ylyl.... BEGIN
How do I lie on my resume and get away with it?
I'm trying to get a job that starts at $15 an hour, been sending out resumes and no call backs
Apply for enough places that it wont matter if you get turned down for a few
>>674526474
lie about what?
>>674526474
Learn actual skills you fucking waste
>>674527294
I'm trying but I need money this is taking too long
>>674526474
Protip: They don't actually care you love to suck cock, you don't have to mention it.
Why don't you take a seat right over here
http://instasync.com/r/ReturnOfTCAP
bumperino
Get in here, faggots
-Rabbit
Bumpy baby
You're avoiding something right now, what is it?
Work.
>>674526420
sleep
>>674526420
It's 2 in the morning and my girlfriend hasn't come home yet. I've been highly suspicious of her recently and I think she's possibly cheating. I'm avoiding calling her right now.
>>674526685
Sounds fun, your relationship needs fixing. Dont go on unhappy, I did that once.. Doesn't end well.
facing my severe alcoholism and cocaine addiction.
ask a guy who just took 1500 units of novorapid anything
but be quick about it
>>674526564
What a shitty way to die
>>674526564
how soon till you die.
also that's cool too
There's only 200 or 300 units in a vial. That's like 10x more than anyone would need to kill themselves, so I really doubt OP used 5 vials. Really doubt OP took any at all.
>>674526564
Okay since no one is asking...wtf did you take exactly? And did you died already?
Dick rate time?
Using this thread to brush of any anxiety. My girl doesn't crave sex or even me... So is it my dick or am I just shit?
Thoughts?
>>674526584
5.5/10 big mushroom head
R8 bros
8 in uncut.
20 years old str8 virgin.
Who are you in the Star Wars Universe??
0 - Rebel Soldier
1 - Rebel Pilot
2 - Moisture Farmer
3 - Nerf Herder
4 - Scavenger
5 - Hermit
6 - Spice Miner
7 - Storm Trooper
8 - Imperial Pilot
9 - Imperial Officier
00 - Jedi Master
11 - Jedi Aprentice
22 - Rebel General
33 - Smuggler
44 - Imperial Grand Admiral
55 - Imperial Regional Governor
66 - Outer Rim Gangster
77 - Bounty Hunter
88 - Gray Jedi
99 - Dark Jedi
000 - 999 - Sith Apprentice
0000 - 9999 - The Dark Lord of the Sith!!
>>674526879
Rolling for Bantha fodder
Roll. I like this one. Here's a mobile wallpaper.
>>674526879
This is for Shaco.
Rolling for nerf herder
rolllllll
ITT: We share shit
Roll dubs and I leak 10 steam keys
One of which is a $20 game
>>674528614
rolling
inb4 huniepop
eh, i guess im curious enough to roll
>>674528922
got it already :P
>>674528922
gg winrar
>>674528922
winrar
Fb fap thread pt 3
>>674527075
Hot as fuck asses thread
Lovin that booty
someone post that maddi bitch that got raided yesterday. fucking great ass
bump
I wanna buy but I'm paranoid halp
>>674524967
Protip: buy condoms with other products. Be straight faced and look the cashier dead in the eyes during the transaction.
Hot items include
>cucumbers
>carrots
>bagels
>butter
>hand lotion
>raw fish
>novelty plastic pens
>regular balloons
>>674524967
u can get them for free at health clinics
hahah what, these aren't condoms. sheeet
>>674525329
fucking top kek
>>674524967
you shouldn't take drugs to keep you stimulated that's just a bad time
Do you prefer the original Naruto series dubbed or subbed?
i struggle with both cause i fucking hate narutos voice, if i had to pick one over the other it would be sub, same with shippuden
BELIEVE IT
I always have naruto sub. Little bitch could never be a top.
Who cares I just want the fucking filler to end.
The god damn game concluded the show before the show concluded the show.
Subbed the dubbed version sounds weird
I just want to finish the stupid story they set up but then shit like this happens its gonna be at least 2 years of filler before they pick it back up
Feminist hate thread. Go!
>>674526427
What stupid cunts...This shit is why no one can take them serious.
>>674526546
And this is why no one will ever take you seriously.
>>674526427
Almost certain that pic was from a p
hotoshop contest.
Contributing to bread
Hump da bump
>>674526427
Man i was born in the wrong generation hmphh
Why do Asian girls like Black guys so much?
>>674525400
Asian pussy is made for Black cock.
Really faggot? Again?
>>674526255
Asian girls love the BBC.
>>674525400
they don't
when you watch enough porn, you start to believe the theme of the videos and apply it to your perspective of life.
I give this thread less than 10 minutes
>>674526648
>God loves gays
>Takes a suggestive picture and sends it to someone
>>674526333
Doesnt have mudflaps?!?!?!?!?!? Must be underaged
>>674527133
..and?
/pol/ bashing thread. Hate /pol/ and it's uneducated fascists? Tell us about it.
>>674526668
nobody said jews were inferior faggot. subversive, destructive, and barbaric, but not inferior. go fuck yourself with a blowtorch sjw filth.
>>674526875
Cry me a river, you beta, basement dwelling fatass.
>>674526668
>calls them uneducated
>it's
Bravo. You can't even spell.
>>674527234
>>674527081
have fun getting cucked and fucked by Tyrone Greenstein
Post yfw you cum
>>674527264
>>674527264
Post your most played champions and other anons try to guess your rank
silver-gold
Good luck
>>674526439
low gold
>>674526196
bronze 4 im trash
:^)
I'm bored as fuck guys what are you doing tonight?
>>674523712
shameless self bump
>>674523854
anyone?
>>674523712
About to get really stoned and try to fall asleep I guess. Napped from like 8-230 unexpectedly. Now I'm up and anxiety is through the roof.
>>674524528
shii thats late anon, why so anxious?
play bomber arena. I really want another player.
at bomber arena dot cum btw
