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Trans positive thread. Check your privileged before you post.
>>767786712
https://www.change.org/p/mattel-make-a-pre-op-trans-barbie-doll
Sign this to help
>>767786712
>>767786784
I dont trust any links from this site.
>>767786846
>>>767786712
Hey OP maybe pokemon are more important than your mental illness
How poor are you? Itt we compete.
i eat dandelions from my local part and i eat a uncooked ramen every other day. I drink from water fountains
i am in $5200 debt. no income. my mom pays the minimum due.
i am financially and emotionally depleted.
i live in mexico because i literally cannot afford the usa. (not a spic, a american whitey)
beat that faggot
>>767787565
I have no job
All my money comes from FASFA and my parents
>>767788071
I'm Mexican
boom bitch, your move
thinking about getting my nipples pierced on monday. Any thoughts?
Both or just one? I say both
>>767789933
Lose 100 pounds and you'll be happier
>>767789995
Both
Join with a chain to force them to love each other
>>767790013
This - tbh maybe 50. You can probably lose a rapid 15 pounds in just 2 weeks if you incorporate fasting.
Not trying to insult you ; im trying to lose weight too. But i bet you would have a really sexy body if you shaved off the excess. Dont get piercings. Godspeed anon
Green Text Rapist thread. Like rape. Get in here.
I'm not the GTR. Just re-posting his work. If you've ever come across his thread they are hot AF. He takes details from girls anons know IRL and "rapes" them. Anyway, comment and post pics to keep things alive. Maybe he'll show up. Let's do this.
>be me
>on direction from /b/, decide to rape some random girl
>get the details from the thread
>she's got long,
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>>767786291
>grab her mouth from behind
>jam my BB gun pistol in her cheek so she can see it
>she reflexively screams and jerks around
>I say "Look at the gun. You see it?"
>she does and stops struggling
>smart girl
>I press it into her cheek harder
>"You see...
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>>767786329
>she's telling me something
>there's money in her purse or something
>but it's hard to understand her through her shakey sobbing
>"Open your mouth."
>she clamps up
>I tap her hard on the head with the BB pistol
>she winces and opens her mouth
>shove...
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>>767786357
>it's an hour drive into the countryside
>then another half hour or so down a small country road
>I pull off once I see a big stand of trees and bushes that I like
>park behind the trees, shut off the car, and wait in the dark
>I wait another half hour
>nobody passes by
>get out and pop open...
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>>767786383
>I'm grateful for the full moon tonight
>clear skies
>I won't need any extra light to see what I'm doing
>retighten the ball gag
>then lift her out of the trunk and lay her on the grass on her side
>she's watching me though the corners of her eyes
>lift up the waistband of her...
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>>767786408
>I reach up with my other hand to push up her halter top
>one big tit comes out, then the other
>perfection
>big soft tits with tiny goosebumps
>little hard nipples
>roll a nipple between my fingers while I suck on her pussy
>she arches her back a little, pushing her chest out
>I...
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New neighbour moved in, lets make a poster for him. I'll slip it under his door when its done
>>767786434
Fuck it rollin anyways.
>>767786434
hope he likes big nigga
Roll
fuck you
so far we have big nigga
Proud racist here. AMA.
Brazilians are stupid monkeys who only exist to provide content for Liveleaks and ruin online co-op games for everyone they group with.
Blacks are culturally violent and uneducated sub-humans who collect government benefits that only exist to give Democrats enough votes to get elected into positions of power.
Muslims are also culturally violent and uneducated sub-humans who live to murder anyone that doesn't share their beliefs, even if it means killing themselves in the process. They exist only to spread their beliefs like
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Do we have free will or is the world deterministic?
Favorite cereal?
Favorite racial slur? I like calling filthy subhuman irishmen Potato Niggers
you still lose
>>767787829
all white people are racist all men are misogynistic
>>767787829
>Russian women are complete fucking psychopaths with incestuous fantasies
>>767788154
Everyone has free will but some people are more persuaded than others. Some people are coddled their entire life and lack perspective.
Lucky charms or corn flakes probably. I haven't had cereal in years.
Favorite racial slur? I like sticking to the basics. Nigger is one of my favorite words period.
>>767788200
Lose what? I'm doing pretty well.
>>767788628
>all...
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No diaper thread ? It's Diaper thread time !
>>767784466
sage and move on
Why ?
I want to be diapered, but I also don't want to be diapered. Anyone else ever have this problem?
End genital mutilation worldwide.
Im glad i got circumcised because im mot a huge fan of dick cheese
Begin genital beautification worldwide.
Say YES to genital beautification.
>>767787518
No thanks, fam. I like my dick cut.
>>767787680
if you wash your dick at all you won't get dick cheese
guaranteed
trips and i go to my local mosque and burn the quran
>>767784905
omg one off from getting quadruples!
>>767784905
If you want security you might as well be dead, to be alive is to be contending with the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
waifu thread
>>767785414
i started taking melatonin supplements a bit ago, that has helped my sleep a lot
glad to hear that, fun is good
it's alright, nothing to apologize for
>>767785705
i hadn't even noticed the quads
well done
>>767785727
the nazrins are loose
>>767785846
cease this
>>767785986
W i d e f a c e Nazrin
trap thread
>>767787133
https://www.change.org/p/mattel-make-a-pre-op-trans-barbie-doll
Traps are beautiful
>>767787714
Would legit fuck sneaky
>>767787797
I wanna nut inside him so bad
Best video game villains of all time, lets hear your pick anon
I guess this counts as a villain
Ringa-ding-ding, baby.
(Though I guess he's technically the hero, but whatever).
>>767785464
these pretzels suck
>>767785637
>get my girlfriend to play New Vegas
>Hate the voice acting done by Mathew Perry
>Hates benny
I contemplated breaking up with her over that statement.
>>767785464
>Vaas from Farcry 3.
Neta que me cagan los argentinos. No es por su nariz de mierda que muy bien se pueden meter por el ojete. Es que su puto comportamiento es una mierda y todos tienen un acento para el culo.
Los Argentinos (Argensimios como me gusta llamarles) Son una escoria para America Latina.
At least their average isn't a dirty orange-seller nigger that barely reaches 1.60 and smells like gasoline. Not even argentinian but the real disgrace for latin americans are the disgusting mexican cockroaches. Change my mind, frijolerito.
>>767786090
gracias por tomarte tu tiempo y opinar sobre nosotros, se nota que no tenes otra cosa que hacer... de donde sos? chileno seguro no?
Neta anon, que pedo con ese
Mira. Se a llenado de maricas con un culo super ardido. Metanse sus formas de defenderse por el culo como lo hacen con sus narizes.
>>767786090
oh no que terrible tener nariz grande
ojala tuviera un pais como ustedes los mexicanos donde nadie es decapitado por peleas entre narcotraficantes y el gobierno tiene menos poder que unos drogadictos con armas
Doe general
this thread is doomed.
bump
>>767779326
I shall follow it all the same
>>767778642
I want to make out with her butthole.
>>767779326
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
Dating a conservative christian hottie afraid of unexpected pregnancy
Give me some hot things to do in bed that don't require penetration / violence / satanic rituals
Pic for illustration
Anything you normally would do that doesn't involve penetration. Are you that mentally challenged?
>>767782214
Fuck her in the ass.
>>767782214
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>>767782214
Cuddle
>>767782214
draw a pentagram, then
>>that don't require penetration / violence / satanic rituals
oh
well nevermind OP. I cant think of anything else
Alright so you guys know how SJWs pressure every retarded company to do their bidding?
What if we pressure Mattel to make a trans Barbie with a dick and everything. If we can get the conversation big enough Mattel will have two options
1)make a shemale Barbie
2)not make a shemale Barbie and have the LGBTQ+ mad at them
>>767779170
Intredasting but if you're gonna have any chance OP you need to get petition signed at change.org or whatever
>>767779333
Nice trips how about like a Facebook page or a hashtag
>>767779170
they won't even give ken a dick, you think they're gonna give barbie one?
how about small steps. first you pressure them into making a ken with a dick. then you pressure them into making an openly gay ken. then you pressure them into making a trans ken who now goes by the name barbie
>>767779333
Or just get any celebrity to retweet it..
>>767779170
I think they make them all with skin coloured plastic underpants that are a part of the plastic mould, so other than looking female, sadly it would accomplish nothing.
UK and Ireland sluts
>>767779369
What county?
What do/did you think about these guys?
Only good with Danzig. Other albums suck. I have no interest in seeing them.
Danzig is a an old douche with shitty conservative views.
>>767783853
Overrated hipster punk band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=9qUqX83llVk
>>767783853
They're really fucking good. I don't give a shit about anyone else's opinion
>>767784096
Wtf is hipster punk
Can any of you cum by pushing down on the base of your dick? One of u fucking weirdos try this shit so I know it's not just me alright?
Step 1: Watch something super hot
Step 2: Get maximum hard, stroking is allowed here
Step 3: Stop stroking and don't be near the edge
Step 4: Push down where ur dick meets ur mons pubis with a thumb or both thumbs
Step 5: Flex dick and think about nutting in a chick
U cumming?
I am here to answer any questions from those of you who wish to learn this power.
has been my favorite mode of masturbation for a while now
I'll cum when I'm taking a massive shit. No pleasure involved, just a shot of cum while forcing a log out.
I'm not alone
can you please explain further?
pretty fucking interested :)
>>767783994
What do you want clarified brother?
Big MILF cameltoes or just giant cameltoes in general
>>767781279
>>767781279
look at her stomach, she's never been pregnant. Just old and gross.
>>767781349
and she would ride your dick like a goddamn pro
>>767781279
Wicked weasel is top notch.
>>767781279
Mmmmmm
Ass pics please
Who is she
