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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Bored locked fag here need to kill some time.
Ask me anything, including why I'm such a huge faggot and please tell me why I should KYS.
Also general chastity thread.
Do you like femdom?
Does that hurt? Looks like it would
>>768299712
Nice cage. I just got one and she is going to lock me up this weekend
>>768299799
Yeah my girlfriend has the keys to it and she's my full-time domme. We still have vanilla sex sometimes but I'd say its 80% femdom sex.
>>768300036
If they're not fitted properly, yes they can hurt a lot.
Mine is custom and well made. If I try really hard to get an erection it's definitely uncomfortable but I wouldn't describe it as painful by any stretch.
>>768300197
Thanks! It's a Mature Metal Jailbird. I can't recommend them highly enough, customer service is awesome and the quality of the item is fantastic.
What kind did you get?
>OP pic is me but I'm also just going to post random pics I have saved
Have we reached peak degeneracy yet?
>shadman
>>768300789
>shadman
What?
>>768300951
normie
>>768300951
how the fuck can you be on 4chan and not know him?
>>768301089
>normie
Yeah, I just looked that stupid shit up. It started in 2015 and didn't peak until 2017 you newfag.
post girls you have cum in and stories
>>768295742
story?
>>768295813
>first date
>had coffee
>she kept talking about dating
>no sex till marriage type
>took a walk along river
>she leans on railing to look at water
>leaned on the railing behind her
>she pushes her ass into my crotch and smiles but doesnt continues to talk super naively
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>>768296166
Something doesn't add up.
She can't be the wait for marriage type and take the pill.
>>768295742
lon ba gia may lam long!
cho chet!
Gonna ask my mum to see her boobs tonight lads. wish me luck
U r a degenerate motherfucker. Good luck Star Buck
>>768299693
man i know but i wanna see em
>>768299581
Has she given any indication that this is what she wants? If not you've just fallen for the porn jew - go outside and socialise with actual humans.
>>768299824
no in a direct sense but I have seen her looking at me in ways she shouldn't. I only gonna ask her, if she flat out rejects it then thats fine
Use hidden cam and share with /b/
Alright /b/ I want to try something slightly different
itt we share experiences and parts of our life with eachother and ask eachother questions based on
>age
>location
>occupation
>hobbies
>politics
>ethnicity
And all whilst maintaining a modicum of civility we usually don't manage.
>22
>Texas
>student/ "chef"
>guitar and tabletop games
>libertarian bordering on anarchist
>1/4 Jap, the rest is generally western European
>tfw I might have acquaintances here who recognize me but fuckit
Any of you guys from NYC? Kindof curious what it's actually like, always kindof romanticized it and really want to bisit or even spend some time there.
>>768297667
what system do u play?
>20
>US
>Electrician
>Gaming, Sports, Social Drinking
>Center-Right/Libertarian
>American born from a long line of bohemian bohunks
>>768297865
Almost fucking all of them anon, but I've been head over heels for Saga for a couple months now. Probably spent as much if not more in the pst few months on that than I ever did for 40k
>>768297879
Ay nice, my uncle is straight out of Bohemia, still curses in czech at christmas n shit, and he's a hell of a sausage maker. Also what does it take to become an electrician?
>>768298083
Not a whole lot, just trade school and lots of work. Worked for a non-union company for a year and went to school through them. Now i just started with the Union making more money and better benefits. I have 4 years left of school until I'm a Journeyman. I wish I knew some czech, i think the last family member that spoke some was my great grandpa. We had a distant cousin write a whole book on our ancestry going back quite a ways and it was cool to see some of the relatives that i have
>>768297667
>18
>Poland
>I still study "Computer Egineer" or some shit like that
>Vidya, some animu, some D&D
>Monarchist AF
>Polish AF
ITT passable traps
>>768299206
is the ProJared?
>>768299390
yes, he posted that on his insta but he still says hes straight
Here's some pussy to break the pattern of ugly gender dysphoric insect-like faggots
>>768299206
his nose is probs bigger than his dick
Celeb Thread
Friendliness Edition
I refuse to acknowledge bullies from now on.
>Wanna be my friend, anon?
Victoria justice walks up to you and she gives you a cup of her urine WWYD?
>>768303358
Then don't take the bait, faggot
Had a remarkably unproductive day, how's everyone else doing?
One word story let's go
I'll start
The
>>768300670
Niggers
>>768300711
Picked
Up
anus
fb/ig cont
pick a slut
>>768301328
>>768301328
>>768303006
anon pls cont
Faces you want to cum over
UK Thread
any wales?
St. Albans
>>768295225
UK is England dumbass, get your own thread
>>768295225
Yeah get out baaaaaaaa
>>768295364
Im not sure if you are batting or are just stupid.
>>768295757
>tfw you laughed but your still mad about it.
what a fat piece of shit
>>768295757
If someone kicked u so hard u probably died i dont think youd find it that funny. Go back to the hole you crawled out of and be the cumdumbster fagglord you were born to be
>>768295757
>>768295757
fuck this video
>>768295757
fake and gay
No diaper thread :'(
>>768297290
Bump.
Is it gay to fuck a nice tight boipucci?
Yeah but I mean I want to as well. Just accept that you're flexible and fuck all da booties
>>768296973
Is it gay to want to fuck guys? Yes
>>768296973
>boipucci
It's gay just to say this.
hey oops it's my butt again
>>768297338
YES hey post more please, I love your butt
iPhone or Android /b/?
android
>>768297118
Apple, so people know I'm not poor
>iphone
>pay a few hundred more for nearly identical specs
>then pay an extra hundred for all the cables and dongles
>android
>wide selection
>anywhere from $40 devices just for texting all the way up to $600 devices that outperform apple in every way
hmmmm....
Not really much of a debate. Either you want versatility or you want to be in the iPhone club
>>768297489
>UI Customizability
It's a fucking phone for fucks sake
>Value for money
Can't really say all Android based phones are value for money
>Free Apps
All free apps on Android are free on IOS
>Free (Pirated) Apps
You can jailbreak iPhone for free apps though
today's my birthday, /b/. all I want is the best western, non-incest straight shota you've got.
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Theres no need to fool yourself, here is a real feminine penis
Have you ever tried one? Consider yourself lucky, no need to cheat on you and thinking in sucking a trap when you can fuck a real girl with this delicious penis
>>768291752
>>768291763
Its a fuckin clit....
>>768292071
bigger than most of /b/'s penis
>>768292170
Weird and hot
7 dead in Australia and considered deemed the worst shooting in 20 years of there country.
Can we get a round of applause for Australia for proving and showing those fat fucking Americas gun laws work.
Yeah, liberals are stupid and idealistic. Not quite connected to the real world.
>>768292207
because a good man with a gun could have stopped this. Oh wait, no.
Tard.
>>768292207
In 20 years, man.
20 years...
Not like every fucking week.
Don't know how you "find" arguments for your shit long guns. They won't make your dick bigger. Just regulate guns, no one wants to take your virility away. Don't be a stupid brainwashed nra lapbitch.
>>768293447
wait but the liberals are the ones that put the legislation in place. Is you retarded?
But I thought there weren't any guns in Australia at all? Isn't that why their knife crime is so high?
Drawthread
first :DD
why live
Requesting annie from league of legends wearing a pokemon trainer outfit. With tibbers replaced by a giant flaming picachu
>>768296248
requesting a crab-donkey abomination
>>768296472
we live to suffer cause our parents can't understand you wanna die
pics you should/shouldn't share
>>768299995
more?
Former student and I
my sexy slut. like?
