Anyone on /b/ever attempt suicide? What did you see before almost dying? Any cheat codes revealed etc
>Be me
>almost dead
>reaper is about to finish me off
>all of a sudden hear a voice
>"Heros never die!"
>come back to life and kill reaper
>play of the game
Tried to kill myself on december 24th, took about a 100+ pills, woke up 2 days later on the ICU in the nearby hospital and I was transferred to the the mental hospital part of the same hospital.
Was there for 3 and a half months and it wasn't that bad. Still pretty suicidal but there were pretty hot grills.
Overall i would rate it a 7/10.
>>686008724
What are you some kind of faggot? Only girls try to go out in a pussy way like that!
Hey /b/, I'm a girl gamer.
No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a sandwich. No I'm not ugly. No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a jock, so what? No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.
Also pic related.
>>686016389
If you're going to troll, at least make it less obvious. It's more fun when the rage is deep and genuine.
>>686016389
tits or pruning this
What's ur bugina look like
>>686016666
Satan quads of truth confirm that OP is a fat neckbeard nigger faggot.
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>no one cares about rules
>>686016267
That's a relief
I enjoy seeing you on the threads trying to get trip!
That sounds relaxing
I'm doing fine, just got dinner and installing some drivers for my GPU
Britfag Maki Claim
>>686016933
kagami claimed!!
>>686016933
Hanako here
>>686016614
That's the problem.
I already have Hotaru
>>686016262
NO. DON'T GOODLUCK ME
So I bought this desk from the 50s at a garage sale a while ago and have been using it ever since. It has a locked drawer that the owners said they didn't have a key for or know what was inside. If anyone can link me to a tutorial or teach me how to pick this type of lock I'll post results.
I'm counting on you /b/
Here's the desk itself
Another picture of the keyhole
Curious fukin bump
>>686012480
if you're so curious why don't you just destroy the fucking thing wuth an axe to see what's inside
Post girls you know, and we'll say how we'll degrade them
(Reply for Reply)
Continuing from >>685995499
>>686015929
I would kiss her
Friends wife. Do your worst
>>686015929
good luck with the nude quest OP
There's been an outbreak of dubs in the area. Anybody afflicted with the dubs disease will be killed immediately.
>>686017622
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
bye op, don't infect me on the way out plz
>>686017622
Your dubs are inflict an damage
We're sixty seconds out from the beach men. Stay low and keep moving forward. Good luck and may God be with you.
*checks if gun has ammo, says quick prayer*
Turns to guy beside me:
"its been a pleasure my friend."
>>686011334
*Thinks about the beauty of the Machu Picchu looking at the sky*
It bin n honur servin wit u guys. I c u on te othur sude.
Loli Thread, does /b/ have any to share?
Where I get more like this?
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/99/
videos like this, not the loli
>>686014329
feet? gifs? both?
trips for tits & info kek
roll. pleaseplease
>>686017135
roll
ayy
>>686017135
roll
Almost dying experiences? I'll start.
>be me
>be 13 at the time
>during stressful times, I twiddle a pencil of any kind in my fingers
>doing that one day after getting off the bus
>bully who is easily 250+ lbs. had said shit as usual but this time it was worse (and annoying)
>was twiddling pencil
>pencil is launched from hand by physics
>lands behind bully
>andthatsthekicker.jpg
>I think nothing's wrong or he didn't notice
>go to my locker to put up books and stuff
>shutting locker, when suddenly
>Attack of the Landwhales
>I'm pinned against my locker by 300 lbs. of pure hatred
>pic related
>literally being choked
>eventually I push away (and run away)
>told on the kid, got the kid a week of alternative school
>almost died but whatever
Yours?
Last year.
Was going to bed.
Had dentures out and was cleaning them.
Then I was on the floor puking my guts out.
Ambulance comes
Takes me 30 miles away to best hospital.
Had brainstem stroke.
9998 out of 10,000 die.
1 is locked in like Steven Hawking.
1 is me.
Lost some vision
Lost some balance.
Lost memory.
Still ok though.
No poop sack
No iron lung
Got a cane though.
>>686010849
Fell down a tree
>Fucking foot snappe a branch off below me
>Whole right side of my chest ripped skin, blood, the works
>Doc couldnt do anything about it bar painkillers
>Few cm to the left, the snapped branch would have caught my ribcage and I would be kill
>>686010849
Should've shoved that pencil up his ass.
>Be me
>dunno im young, around 4 i think
>walking around pool cause family are in
>dont know how to swim
>slip and fall in the pool
>a good 20 seconds before my father decides to jump in
>mother just sitting on chair watching me being pulled out (she denies that)
>dont really rememebr how it went, vision was getting darker while i was sinking
>still dont know how to swim to this day cause fuck that shit
Hey guys. Polcucks are hijacking this poll with bots for Donald Trump. Let's vote for Bernie Sanders to make their butts explode.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10292941/
why?
im gonna go spam donald trump because i'm a sane and normal person.
It won't let me.
Get outta here with your Che shirts, hippy faggots.
o shit waddup
even dubs (00, 22, 44, 66, 88) decides what I do with this crap
>>686017625
inb4 newggers will scream "omge let pepe go"
cum on froggy
nail him to the wall
Cock Tribute Thread
Post pictures to get Cock tributed by me
Please!!!
>>686013618
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can we get a 911 ylyl thread started?
Last 2 digits of your post number decide in which position you fuck your { gf , hooker , friend } tonight. Dubs are always oral.
>>686011926
Rollino
Ur mom
>>686011926
Rollaroo
roool
More Pics of the wife.
Trying on her corset.
You know the drill
Get in hear and put the things.
Chester Adam
Micheal Rosen
The Eight Button
Kevin
Here to shame you thread
Post your problems in this thread, and/or laugh at others about their problems.
(When teasing someone else, you can be snarky and bitchy, or cute and playful with them. Either is fine, and reaction images are also welcome.)
Your problems can be minor or severe. Having a bad day at work? Lost your job? Are you going bald? Suffering from health issues?
Post it here!
Have fun, and remember! We're laughing "at" you. Not "with" you.
My problem is that I have no problems. Help me!
>>686003791
>My problem is that I have no problems. Help me!
Sounds like you need any help, anon...
Does not suck to be you.
i cant heel-toe in my car. i have to downshift after i am done braking. it feels inefficient
>>686003403
I hate myself and think about death all the time but for stupid edgelord reasons instead of actually having any real problems in my life and thinking about how stupid my reasons for wanting to die are makes me hate myself even more.
No g/fur? I can fix dat.
I've recently noticed that I got this slight fetish for tanlines. Specially the white titties of untanned women make me diamond.
Am I the only one with this interest? Do you have some pictures for me? I only got this one.
Pic very related.
pretty common fetish anon. tons of material out there
Some slight tanlines here too
decent thread in /s/ right now actually
>>686010829
Really? Kinda surprised because I've barely seen anything and I've travelled far on the internet...
Is there like a special jargon for it?
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