ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
dont be shy
You been posting this for months if not years.
>>695061854
When I was in high school I used to get a friend's retarded little sister to play with my cock. I'd nut on her and then wipe it off her. She was laughing and liked it. No regrets.
>>695062394
thats not a secret
You must post ITT or this will happen to you.
>>695058575
shhet
>>695058575
I post ITT
hum
Which porn star have you blown the most loads to?
>>695044177
Nice dubs.
It's your mom!
Jennifer White probably
Mariana Cordoba - pity he's dead now
Bunny de la Cruz. I love fatties like her <3
Deutscher Faden
(Boxxer und Krabbe haben ein heimliches liebes Verhältnis) Edition
Reportiere ein.
Haaaarroooo
>>695055942
Falsch.
>>695055275
Zum Glück nur zwei Stunden, bis das kochende Wasser seine Arbeit an meinen Tasten gemacht hat und diese wieder trocken waren.
>>695055320
Wenn das so ist sollte es ja nicht schwerfallen mir 100 zu schicken, gerne auch mehr. Ansonsten bist du kein Richfag.
Boxxer wurde zum ersten Mal von einem Mädchen umarmt, weil er Geburtstag hatte.
WIE ARM IST DAS? WIE ARM?
Feels thread
>>695056844
I've always heard 9gag copying 4chan but I'm seeing a lot of 9gag post on 4chan,is 4chan copying 9gag?
>>695057641
It's the summerfags, that's all.
No rekt thread? Bring on the rekt thread!
>>695053712
so close to getting the 360
ITT shit you believed as a kid
>you can't sleep with your socks on because it will start a fire
>capture the flag is a real military practice
>babies are born by rupturing through the abdomen
>girls have two penises
>school is military training and you're sent off to war after you graduate
>>695051366
>lift feet over traintracks
>hold breath past graveyard
>don't talk under a ladder
>black cats are evil
my mother was superstitious. I'm just starting to let my feet touch the floor over traintracks, and I'm 20
>animals don't have genitals
>both man and woman have penises
>baby automatically appears when you marry
> Cheeky boogieman
> the toothfairies from hellboy
> Imaginary friend <3
> nemo
> shrek
> ..every movie character
> you have to drink the throf of drinks before it settles, otherwise BAD LUCK
> sucking ur thumb gives u a cold
> crocodiles in the couch (idek)
> the lock ness monstor lived in the foam pit at go bananas
> AND THE LIST GOES ON
i was rly gullible
>>695051366
Wtf? Are you homeschooled?
What is your biggest current problem anon? Are you hopeless?
>>695049593
im lazy with no motivation
>>695049593
alcohol problem
>>695049593
There's a myriad of problems with me, the biggest of which is I do everything in my power to stay miserable. I will purposely fuck myself over in every aspect of life, but not so much so that I commit suicide over it.
I deliberately avoid people, and will even hurt anyone who dares to try and help me.
I'd say I'm pretty damn hopeless cos everyone believes so hard that you have to be the one to fix yourself. And seeming as I am the one destroying mtself with zero intention of changing, well you get the idea.
>>695049593
Kek, dat bitch haz no shews!
Asian Amateur OC thread. sick of these pro jap models and summerfag fb threads.
all azn look the same
>>695033285
Fuck off with this ugly gook shit.
>>695034636
faggot!!!
Celebrities/Youtubers you don't understand the appeal of/can't understand why people find them attractive
>>695054639
My god, this
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695048905
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Gheyest thread
Claimed.
Miho claimed
Pics you're not supposed to share cont.... last one died
3
Let's do this. Start rolling
Celeb thread?
>>695052760
Alright then
>>695053844
is a muffing top a boner kill?
no
seriously? is bad
>muffing
>>695050629
>>695050118
If it was a bit more proportionate it would've been fine. Lose like 4kg and you're hot as fuck.
Fb Feet
anti-trump thread
HE WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT YOU RACIST CUNTS
>>695056740
YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT
TRUMP IS A PERSONAL HERO OF MINE
AND I WILL REPORT YOU
>>695056740
Your resistance only makes our God emperor stronger.
Low tier bait
>>695056740
Neither will shillery. Now be gone faggot.
Why are niggers shooting at cops so much now
>>695057154
Retaliation
>>695057154
We need to give niggers and cops more guns so this doesn't happen.
Guns keep us safe.
>>695057154
Because they don't realize it's the police that enforce equality laws.
>>695057154
Because the Democrats need something to leverage a win for the Whitehouse.
Literal 10/10 thread.
Last one hit image limit.
Fb teen friends you would fuck?
bump
bump
Been with her before when she turned legal, was tight as hell though she had a bf at the time