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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fluffy abuse?
Jeeze aleady.
Guys don't link this one to the other thread with that crazy anon
>should have used this as OP
>>677363766
I agree. This spam is spreading like a fucking std in a whorehouse.
>>677364067
So far so good anyway
Well /b/ it's saturday night. Why are you home alone?
i'm ill
Cause my other friends are wasting their time doing pot and drinking Alcohol instead of working out or get ready for Exams.
>>677363051
Because fuck you
I want to. I even told a friend I'd hit him up this weekend but im not going to because I wanna be alone. Is that actually bad? I don't think it is. I'm content, I did something last night and I'm doing something tomorrow.
>>677363051
I like to shit-post in my free time. Alcoholism and crippling depression are the only friends I need anon.
Serious question guys:
How does a bear know what apples is?
By scaning the infinite database that is the sacred book of "op is fag."
I never really thought about it... HOLY FUCK OP THIS IS GOING TO BE ON MY MIND ALL THE TIME.
How does it know what Ice is?
apples are*
fucking faggot
>>677364011
Because they're not completely retarded beasts like most people think they are.
CIV thread
First dubs after each update chooses
Trips gives good luck
32 names the whites
69 names the blacks
>>677363202
White pop.:20
Black pop.:20
>>677363202
White resources:20
Black resources:20
>>677363202
whites begin panhandling for gold in the river and find a ton
blacks begin making weapons out of trees
names: Vanilliarians and Nigerites.
>>677363202
blacks are called nignogs
whites are called checkums
That's some fancy ass drawing OP. Roll white building boat. Blacks: ISIS Whites: KKK
> have best invention since LED-lights
> posting on g, admin moves thread to sci
> silence prevails on both boards
> go angry and post this:
OP here. I am considering to deliver this to b.
Since you are not interested here in /g/.
All for the greater glory. Saving humankinds and hurdur.
You should help us. I could then again sell my wife to b..
Like many scientists have sacrified themselfs for the greater glory. So
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>>677358899
Too small scale, minimal output for any significant sustainability in a decent-sized fish farm. If you can scale this for larger application, it might be tenable for simple farms.
>>677359696
no.
Post wife
>>677361877
thx for the advice!
WIFE BROUGHT THIS NIGGER KID OVER BECAUSE NIGGER LAID PAID HER 200$ TO BABY SIT FOR TONIGHT DUBS DECIDE WHAT I DO
Kill it and post pics
feed it watermelon. Post reaction.
>>677363230
Murder it viciously then fuck your wife and cum on the body, then post pic with timestamp
>>677363230
Livestream its murder
Teach it to appreciate that whites are superior but not racist and that she has to struggle and endure against her racial stereotypes. Make her see that niggerdom isn't good and that she must endeavor hard to be civilized
Ask a girl who just got creampied by a stranger anything
>>677363747
Pics to prove or gtfo
proof it
timestamp and ass pls
>>677363747
Tits or gtfo. Also why. Also got pics. Also aides
>>677363747
tits and timestamp you stupid whooore
>>677363747
Welp, if that picture is you then that is hardly surprising. Come back when you have something worth talking about fagbag.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
>>677364128
kagami claimed!
Claimed, bitches!
Ayy
Kirino a qt
>claimed
Sameji as always
Get
Oh look
David Getter
>>677362977
>>677363110
>>677362977
Awoo akbar.
Neither 4chan nor the previous thread exist according to Chrome. Yet this thread does.
>>677359702
>akbark
You had one job faggot.
>>677360529
I was gonna but my "k" didn't work the 2nd time. Honest.
>be me
> go into nature with a ten strip
>eat a 10 strip
>see a UFO
>holy fuck I'm high
>UFO floats over me
>next thing I seem to be in a different reality
>explained to me that all realities are contained in this omnidimensional ship
>given a crystal
> can't
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ayy lmao
>>677360993
Ayy
I'll bite. Show the crystal
>>677361121
One sec. It's just whelming. Looks like a small Quartz. One sec
how does this make you feel, /b/?
and explain why.
it makes me feel that you wish to find out what is wrong with you, and why you saved this and all the other videos of him. You are attracted to men, but thats nothing new. What you fail to grasp is dicks in the butts going back 10000 years, so 10000 years of dicks in butts, at least one of those generations a dick or two has been in a butt and then went into some women to have another ass pounder who in the last 2000 years had to hide their sexuality due to mass religions, so this makes me feel like im out of shape as a creature, nothing else.
I have no feelings
>>677361695
i thought to myself "wow that dude is pretty gay"
>>677361695
It makes me feel like you are trying to understand and learn human behavior by asking these questions.
>>677361695
Extremely happy
Lets have some g/fur
>>677361827
fucken cancer, all of you.
go fuck a rabid tiger
about time
looking for anything fem/cute
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/the-of fbeat
play music
chat with other short bus candidates
thread topic: it's all dusty's fault
ayeee
dusty is a jew
-p
any local brits wanna fuck my chubby slut?
show me more
No thankyou :)
Where is local? and moar
>>677361631
>>677361753
we're in essex
Dubs chooses gun and name. Will name both.
Knife : belibers
AK : directioners
>>677362731
please no
>>677362585
Knife: Butterfly knife
AK: AK 47
>>677362585
Knife: Spork
Gun: Stick
Knife: buttplug
AK: B-AK
femanon here
do guys love fake tits
>>677362469
No.
I think most don't, but I personally like them either way.
yep
>>677362469
The exact opposite. But if you have bad tits already then they might be better.
>Post your tits
Show, ask later
YLYL
Early Saturday Edition
Intrested
TRIPS DECIDE MY USERNAME
xxModeratelyMoistened69xx
Smitty dicklefoot
>check 'em
>>677362609
GutterBread
Memekid53
>>677362886
Close, reroll
>check 'em
weird boner thread
pic very related
>>677360210
She sort of has boobs I guess?
No more than any man with pecs but I mean it's something.
> something disappointing
she/he is online now
possible raid
inb4 personal army
has small boobs cause shes also a body builder
would do unspeakable things to aspen
This very non-feminine tranny always gives me weird boner
