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Hey bros, real talk
I grew up watching porn and having ridiculous expectation of masculinity put on me by my insane veteran father
I have an average-small cock, I'm 5'5, and I had a little bit of gyno
I obviously never met my dad's expectations of what a man is
so, I was convinced I must be a faggot
because I clearly wasn't a real man
then I became convinced I should transition
because clearly I wasn't a real man
now that I'm older, I'm starting to realize that all of this shit is based in insecurity gifted to me by my hard-ass father
but when I try to go back to being a man, I'm so crippled by doubts and insecurities that I just want to give up and be a tranny again
what the fuck do I do guys
like how the fuck do you be comfortable as a man, if you aren't 6 ft tall with a big cock
how do you guys do it
>>682565756
You find a big, six foot, hung guy who is comfortable being a man
Then you be his little sissy boy, suck his dick nightly and get cuddled up in big strong arms you faggot
A man's worth isn't the sum of his height and dick length. Look at David Bowie and Prince: not at all traditionally masculine men, but men nonetheless and both of them did really cool shit. Just be yourself dude, and fuck what your dad says.
>>682565756
>I'm 5'5
Didn't bother reading the rest, kill yourself.
>>682566700
this shit dude. real talk
FB Fap thread
>>682577602
>>682577891
>>682578361
New celeb waifu thread.
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured 'someday soon'
We kissed, and clung together
Then, tomorrow was another day
The morning found me miles away
With still a million things to say
Now, when twilight dims the sky above
Recalling thrills of our love
There's one thing that I am certain of
Return I will to old Brazil
>>682567944
How old is she?
Dolphin thread?
bump
Can't bumpf the drumpf
>>682561683
threads are getting weirder and weirder my man.
All I have to contribute
Waifu Claiming thread
>To the beat of Life edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort
>Keep lewd to a bare minimum
>Keep RP and ERP to a bare minimum
>Discuss stuff
>Keep discussions of your waifu/husbando's sexual appeal to a minimum
>Insult
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Cyka cyka you never guessed who it is :)
Claim
Rumia claimed
still here
and
>>682581667
i just spaced it
>>682581519
>>682581891
Linking the person you're trying to talk with seem like a decent practice, no?
>mfw
>Shizuru get!
>Dubs are banned edition
/b/ ultimate challenge thread.
[Singles] - Post how long you've lurked for.
[Dubs] - Post your real first name along with how long you've lurked.
[Trips] - Post your real first and last name along with how long you've lurked.
[Quads] Post all of the above along with contact info [Phone #,Facebook,etc]
Who here is feeling bold?
>>682577794
We're waiting, newfriend.
Rell
Rool
>>682578184
I've lurked for 3 1/2 years.
OP here. Rolling for a show of good faith.
New thread
Amateur GF & wife share thread.
OC welcome
>>682565675
Bump bud
>>682565857
any lurkers who likewhat they see`?
![268[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xeDDctT.jpg "268[1].jpg")
>OC welcome
when is OC not welcome you faggot
.
first for nibi is better than he thinks he is
...fap.....
did he cease posting guro
>>682569966
IT TOOK SO LONG BUT I FOUND IT IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF
>>682578321
im proud of you op
my sis upload this to her FB, i want to give her a lesson, pls send her something to scare her, her kik kajagon
>>682574146
Give me some info op, I'll help a fellow latin anon.
bump for SS
>>682575120
her name is karen, she uploa the pic on FB yesterday, i don like she upload pic like that, we are latins
>>682575266
Si, me di cuenta. Decime algo que la pueda asustar. Como por donde vine, escuela, lo que sea
>>682575266
so you reupload it on a sexual deviant website. i buy it
/b/ how do you feel about gun "control"?
It's essential if your to hit your target.
>>682570574
ok i know im drunk but
what is that?
I know it's a glock that's it's a glock renamed a 'cock'
but.. did someone make a shitty clay statue of a glock just so they could label it cock? the fuck?
or is that like.. an artisan cake? edible and shit
I can find the control key on my keyboard but not the gun key... =/
>>682570574
It's pretty good
I find that using two hands helps.
How fucked are you /b/?
That's funny, because if I, a citizen, did the same, I would be charged with murder instantly because I should have investigated to determine if the gun was real or not.
Shoot people who are running away instead.
>>682564987
If someone is walking around with a realistic looking BB gun then the cops do have a right to shoot those dickheads.
>>682565314
not rly
>>682564987
The left is fake
>>682580133
sauce on girl?
>>682580133
So glad my mom found me watching this
>>682580133
OP is a bro
>>682580133
video helped me not beat my wife
>>682580133
wicked sick OP
>>682580133
Uhnn...Fuck Yeah!!....MMMMmmm... I came so hard it blew hole in ceiling!!!!....now korea thinks I launched missile!!!!
![DARKSOUL_facebook_mini[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8DwjEd8.jpg "DARKSOUL_facebook_mini[1].jpg")
>your favorite thing about this game
>the thing you hate the most about this game
>new lore to piece together and discuss, which is actually turning out to be pretty interesting
>no poise, broken auto-summon covenants, boring firekeeper
>>682570023
>new lore, weapons and armor
>constant references to das1 and curses are redundant
I'm not sure though. I haven't fully explored the game yet
>your favorite thing about this game
Gankin bitches in pvp with my Havel greatshield +5
>the thing you hate the most about this game
Not much.
>lore, weapons, bosses, and boss music
>gankers everywhere, lag range in pvp, miracles being shit
>improved combat, more build variability
>sort of rehashes old concepts like DS2 did to DS1, invasions are a bit more annoying because it's just become gank central
I wouldn't classify the removal of poise as a good or bad thing. DS2 poise only really happened if you were in PvE or had full Havel's + Ring of Giants +2 in PvP, otherwise everyone uses the stone ring and can stun you no matter what, as for DS1 poise it was really just highest poise wins. There's never really been a proper balance.
h/fur again because last one 404'd
I love herm cock
Dubs decide /b/.
So how about PRESIDENT TRUMP, huh?
>>682571227
Hanging niggers
poetry slams
Sticking very large objects in my anus
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
YLYL faggots. Post your best memes
S/nek
>>682571597
ikr
new threads are really hard to make now a days, stupid avatars ruining everything!
>>682571597
Every day until you like it
no black people edition
Holy shit this is magic
>>682571881
wow, could you please not shit up my thread with you rampant avatarfagging
you're really eating up the image limit
There are only so many threads I can make a day you know
Waifu Claiming thread
>Cold Shower edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort
>Keep lewd to a bare minimum
>Keep RP and ERP to a bare minimum
>Discuss stuff
>Keep discussions of your waifu/husbando's sexual appeal to a minimum
>Insult
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rumia claimed
>Shizuru get
>As always, uncontested. It's like you're not even trying, imaginary opponent.
>>682576429
I'll be your future ex if you know what im sayin, ayyyyy
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://gagliardi.xyz/wincest
pic related
>>682574457
Pentagon here this is hot and very sexy.
>>682574457
I cant believe this is even real
>>682574457
Damn....
>>682574457
amazing d00d
>>682574457
seriously fucking hot
