Pokemon box 6-ish.
Previous thread:
>>671101784
Requests welcome.
Drawthread - Ho boy here we go edition
>>671115003
go to bed espec
REMINDER THAT THREADS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
ACT SERIOUS OR WE'LL SPAM
/B/ IS SERIOUS PLACE
>>671115129
who
We pretend we are on the enterprise, we are now warp speed 8
>>671103288
Take her to 10 and head toward that star
>>671103288
waiting for blue lights to come up behind us. Warp 5 has been the speed limit since 2370. so, what's the emergency?
>>671103288
It is a WARP FIVE SHIP!
Captain, there seems to e a strange anomaly in the port side accuator. Shall I scan for repairs?
>>671103756
I advise against warp 10. We all know what happened to Janeway.
Post the creepiest shit you got
>>671110838
I really, really, really like this image
FB Fap thread #2
The bride never sends.
Keep it shrimp, keep it straight.
And this'll be my last thread for the night, so somebody else will have to take up the thread torch.
SCHOOL SHOOTING THREAD:
Rules-
Singles: You are shot and killed
Dubs: You are shot, but you survive
Trips is the killer
Get to work fags
>>671110631
roll
Because everyone on 4chan trys to be edgy because they are all fat fucking loosers that will never know what it feels like to be loved so they try to act like edgy 15 year olds. Any idea how many atheists I've met who think they're intelligent just because they're atheists? You're not intelligent. You're a fedora-wearing euphoric little idiot who looked on r/atheism one day and said "wao im one uf thos" and now thinks he's fucking smart. Anyone who claims to be intelligent and uses grandiose words like "gilded in the golden crest of knowledge" to describe how fukn smart omg they are automatically appears less intelligent than an average person. Go fuck yourself you stupid fedora Only time will show you what piece of shit you are. No shitposting, no insult. No. That's what you're asking for. One day you will realise it yourself. All those moments being a troll. It's not worth it. Maybe you will laugh about this comment. But I promise, one day you will realise it. You are worthless.why you guys think its cool to be edgy while most of you are like 20+ and could be doing something or at least fucking actually posting something funny and not, absolutely horrific is beyond me. I rarely visit here anymore because there is just no point. Its so full of Pedophiles and border line Weeb pedophiles along with faggots trying to be edgy by laughing at a woman dying horribly infront of her husband, wait until its you and thats the one person you love, wait until its you. All the attempts at trying to gain acceptance from 50 year old males with dirty shirts in there moms basement through 4chan will suddenly be meaningless when its someone you loves head smashed in. I harbor only good will towards all of you that you will move on with your lifes and leave this decaying corpse of a site.
If dubs or above, the new kid at my school (short, ugly, pale white alien looking thing with a long tail, a purple spot on my head, and a raspy voice) kills my best friend (a short bald dude) in the mass shooting, sending me into a rage and allowing me to transform into a Super Saiyan, giving me the power to defeat the mass school shooter once and for all.
>>671110631
Can I kill the math teacher
Became an incest freak /b/
Sister left a bunch of photos on her computer, which is I used without permission. I should do more things with without permission.
Who else has jacked off to there sister before?
>>671102893
tits or gtfo
Show nudes
>>671102893
My sisters are old and nasty. I jerk off to their daughters though. Nothing better than a preteen girl's dirty panties.
Guys, the bread never bends.
Keep it sample. Keep it straight.
Faces of /b/ thread, get in here.
why so serious OP?
>>671106246
Moved and posted sir/madam!
Virginia girls thread? Preferably 703. Will post more if others contribute
Someone pls
>>671100111
Trips calls for bumps!
>>671098658
Where in 703? Fairfax here.
Fairfax
Let's Spice up their Night /b/
Cont.
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
Reporting in
>>671102637
gogogogogogo
Say there is a bomb inside Sloppy Joes to the po po
671102469
Guys help me. Story time
>Be me
>Browsing the sci-fi section at the local book store
>See a couple of cuties down the hall
>One is a 7/10, another one is a solid 9/10
>9/10 girl has an old school Starcraft novel
>I fucking love Starcraft
>Slowly inch myself towards them
>Keep eyeing her book and her
>Glances are exchanged
>This girl is definitely digging me
>Be within talking distance
>Swallow autism
>Ask "Starcraft is a great game isn't it"?
>Begin chatting about Starcraft
>Her - "I used to watch my brother play it since I was like 5 years old"
>Me - Gurl I've been playing BroodWar since it came out in 98"
>I was lying because I started playing around 2002
>Chat about how Starcraft 2 has nothing on the original
>Walk to check out
>She keeps mentioning how hungry she is
>This is it bruh
>I've been single for 5 years, fuck this
>"Yeah I'm going to go get some food at the mall if you guys want to come"
>9/10 girl's face lights the fuck up
>We go get some Japanese food
>Have a great fucking time with both of them
>Turns out they are sisters
>Walk around the mall browsing bullshit stores, etc
>Holy fuck this girl is so easy to talk to
>It's almost like I'm talking to a dude in a woman's body
>>671085381
>Exchange numbers that day
>Beging hanging out with her
>Holy fuck she's pretty
>Those beatufiul fucking eyes
>That beautiful smile
>That playful fun personality
>Hang out as much as I can with her for about 3 weeks
>Take her out wherever
>Cruise around in my car, drinking, chatting, having a great time
>I'm falling in love with this girl
>We keep it platonic mainly because I'm a huge pussy that makes no moves
whats the problem then fgt?
>>671085381
>3 nights ago
>We go hiking then for lunch at one of the many tiny mountain towns here
>She seems down
>She's been quiet all night
>Ask her what's wrong several times
>Tells me that it's nothing
>Okay, must be a woman's thing
>Chill in my car after having dinner and a few drinks
>She's looking down
>Almost like she wants to cry
>Don't want to push it, drive around to the scenic parts
>She looks depressed as fuck
>Park at the edge of a mount, with the beautiful sight of the cities below
>She begins to sob
>I figure one of her relatives must have died or something
>Hold her hand, tell her it's going to be ok
>She looks at me with those big beautiful hazel eyes
>This is it, I'm going to kiss this pretty girl right here
>I feel kind of an asshole for taking advantage of a vulnerable girl
>Fuck it, go for it
>>671085741
>>671085381
>inb4 it's a trap
We wait for >671111111
>>671111111
>>671111111
Checking
AAAAAA
Let's get dubs to start with
Cock rate thread
>>671090571
Pretty Girthy. 6/10
Here's mine.
can an anon whos afraid is dick is too small get a rate
>You fall in love, you lose.
>>671101626
Yes, a homeless slut wearing a fucking bunny hat in the filthy street is so attractive. You sicken me you god damned pigs
>>671101626
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
It should be illegal to own guns in the us
>>671106464
Move to Europe then pussy
>>671106464
Why do you hate freedom?
What are you going to do about it
More like this?
Ew no
as someone that has more moles than normal that pic freaks me out, her life must be hell. good luck checking if any of them turn cancerous
You walk into your room and this man is in bed with your gf. 6th image in your folder is your reaction.
welp
didnt see that coming. thought it would be two busty asians or something
Do some roll!
iyug
i am but a mere peasant
>>671095398
OOGA BOOGA
