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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Lets keep it going.
without the tagline from last thread, I guess we're going in another direction
Not complaining, just sayin'
So, who is judging "gayest"? I'm an old bi guy who's done virtually everything. I first started cruising public restrooms and video stores in the late 70s. I've sucked off multiple guys, multiple times. One guy took me home for a threesome with his boyfriend, and we ended up rooming together for a while. I've been fucked in beds, on floors, and in the back of my car. To this day, I have no idea how I didn't catch an STD ...
h/fur bread, tomatoes, and extra cum
I love herm cock
ITT: post your hobbies and i rate them from 1-10 on the autism scale
Minecraft.
I'm a 36 yr old guy.
I'm in a marchingband and I LOVE it.
>started at age 7
>now I'm 18
>get to travel and perform around Europe
>>679131463
you already know you're a 10
also
>>679131547
thats actually really cool, i'm gonna give you a 4
Fitness, playing piano, playing drums, gaming
Facebook Friends Feet Thread
>>679124271
Gonna post modelling pictures of this girl
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>>679124533
Post your Giant Monster wallpapers, the darker the better.
>>679131893
OP talk to the guys on /k/. They usually have an enlistment thread going on at any given time.
man tits
finally gave up the ghost it seems
I don't want to do anything
except maybe play league but I'm fucking awful at it
id play league with you
but you said you dont want to play with me
so die irl
Famous girls you fucked that people find hard to believe.
>>679130202
Proof or GTFO
>>679130202
no idea who that is, you sure she famous?
>>679130436
>I know every famous celebrity so if there's one I don't recognize they're not famous
Ok pal
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>>679130436
It's fucking iCarly, and I call bullshit, OP.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
Shinoa claim
Yuno claim
Waifu master explosion disaster claimed.
Claimed.
Zootopia Thread.
>Late night with Judy Hopps edition
>>679124652
Conflict!
>>679124880
op of that thread. let it die im already in here.
I am really bored and I just have to say this. Judy just isn't that wank-worthy. this has lots of animal characters that I can easily get diamonds to - but Judy is not one of them. I'd squeeze chief bongo's balls till his dick explodes, rape that tiny dicked fat fuck thing that's obsessed with gazelle till he cried like a bitch, and speaking of which, I'd get gazelle to dump ass right down my neck while she hums her "try everything" song as I tongue her ass. Heck, I would shove my head up that fat fucking giraffes ass. You are softcore. Judy...
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Anybody have that porn pic of Judy that says
>pent up much?
any one mind doing a reaction dump? my folder is equivalent to an African child.
Fact: Women have always ruled the earth. They do it by tricking men into thinking they are in charge.
>seats in lifeboats
>who gets rescued first in a burning building
>who gets to eat during famine
Seriously, who's life are we placing more value on here. Not only have men come up dead last throughout history, society expects men to place themselves last every time. Any man who would assert that he is more valuable that a woman or a child is shamed and ostracized
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>Fact: Women are oppressed by other genders
>Fact: Women will be equal to men when we oppress them as much as they oppress us
>Fact: You're uncomfortable with this because you've been deluded by The Patriarchy
Considering that most men either have raped or will rape at some point, there is really no such thing as a false accusation of rape. If a man hasn't raped yet, having it brought to his attention in a way that illustrates the seriousness of the offense may prevent him from raping in the future, and if he has raped in the past and gotten away with it, then its totally justifiable to accuse him of rape.
I think society needs to understand that rape can be anything that violates a woman. Her dignity, her pride, her self esteem, these can all be raped, and its a very serious...
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Before any of you dickweeds say anything, yes, I am a regular on Tumblr. This website was brought to my attention by a very good friend of mine. She was linked to this website as a joke, and is now severely traumatized. You can say only war vets or people who witness deaths first-hand only get PTSD, but that is a myth. My dear friend now has mild PTSD from this shithole website and refuses to leave the house ever since she visited 4chan. Not only is she traumatized and has PTSD, she also developed severe work-out anxiety. She is a curvy girl, and she posted a selfie on on one...
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Men disgust me.
I’m a lesbian and am sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a comma for the next...
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I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide...
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you're all homos
No u
>>679129063
Awh, thank you OP, you fag <3
>>679129218
<3
it's summertime and you know what that means
Post your religion, get roasted
taoism (daoism)
fuckin fight me
Presbyterian
Satanism
>>679125204
/k/ubism
>>679125462
Who chooses whose reborn into what caste?
Hey /b/
I might fail out of school this semester. If I do I'm thinking about doing porn. What do you think?
Pic related (it's my ass)
Timestamp that ass or gtfo
You need more than an ass to do porn
>>679125410
Make a cam on a cam site, link us, profit.
>>679125768
Top kek
Late night pics you said you wouldnt share. Or some of the favs you saved.
>>679126553
an ex
my gf
Send more
>>679126899
More of her tits?
ITT: Stupid rules/punishments from your childhood.
>Dad bought Turok for PS2
>His first video game
>Deemed it too violent
>Returned it and banned all non E-rated games from the household for next several years
>T-rated game based on The Incredibles comes out
>Rent it to show dad not all T-M games are super violent
>Play game as soon as I get home to
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>>679113578
i was given diaper punishments until i moved out at age 20.
>Go out to dinner with parents and brother
>Be around 15
>Make jokes about hobos
>Dad doesn't find it funny
>Literally makes me sleep in a box in the backyard with a role of toilet paper for a pillow
>"Now you'll know what it's like to be homeless, Anon."
>Nest of beavers at bottom of backyard
>Scared...
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>>679114610
I have plenty more shit like this if anyone is interested in my personal childhood trauma
>>679114747
post em
My father would just decide it was time for me to get off the computer for the day. Night or day 12pm or 8pm. Just whenever he decided... never understood it
fb fap fap fap fap
>>679116782
Ummm bikinis. Fapping with ya.
>>679117332
her tits make me hard
>>679117057
More video games you think noone else knows.
Had this on Gameboy Color, love it so much
This...
>>679122277
You are dead DEAD DEAD
YLYL
>>679126014
nah, cringe thread instead
this float your boat anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOTCGkbfSCo
Lost to this yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7gwaBXRVG0
it gets really funny if you make it past 5 minutes
I give up.
Trips decides how I kill myself.
I will take dubs in consideration.
Rolling for die of natural death at old age
>>679115887
Old age
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>>679116011
the dubs have spoken
eat your own head.
fap roulette time pussies add and roll /b/
rollll
rolll
