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Who here cheap as fuck?
>tfw only eat ramen noodles, rice eggs and potatoes
>tfw walk everywhere because bike costs too much
>tfw live in 1 bedroom ghetto apartment
>tfw buy clothes from secondhand stores
anyone else here live the cheap lifestyle?
>>712301942
Fuck yeah. I actually make 75k a year, but I spend exactly none of it on myself (and by exactly none, I mean about 700$ a month on living expenses).
>>712302130
You make way more than I do I make 1300 a month and my rent is 800 but I've just always been cheap as fuck
I used to eat only spaghetti noodles with spaghetti sauce and that's it because it was only 4 dollars for a week of food
>>712302321
400$ rent, 150$ on utilaties, gas, misc, 50$ on food.
I'm a master at making ramen noodles interesting. Spices and flavors are cheap. Plus I got this local organization that collects the "almost expired so we won't sell it" stuff from local grocery stores and restaraunts and stuff, then they sell big boxes of it for cheap. Can get 50$ worth of food for 10 or 15 bucks a month.
The rest of my money goes to savings or family. Got a dad with cancer, two diabetic siblings, and...
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>>712302658
Oh yeah man I add spices and eggs to my ramen noodles it's delicious
>>712302817
Yup.
Favorite ramen recipe as of late has been fried ramen with eggs or tofu, flavored with soy sauce and chili powder.
keep going
[mompov] 187 Cynthia
what does a girls vagina smells like ?
Bump for interest, virgin fag reporting in, also curious
>>712308350
Pussy
salty coins and milk
salty milk and coins
>>712308581
Interesting
dubs fot tits
>>712312432
Sara?
I'll bite
Check em
all about timing
Reroll
1. post your steam id and the game you want
2. get trips
3. ???
4. profit
last thread >>712306637
only first trips get
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Comrade_Temujin/
Dishonored 2
get
>>712310543
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Biohazard71Gecko/
Megadimension neptunia plz
Also check'em
Feel free to add me
>>712310725
Crap reroll
>>712310543
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tatsujo/
sniper elite 4
>>712310756
Lucky 7 ?
can we just have a random image thread?
just post whatever the fuck you want. no theme.
>>712305911
guess not.
thanks for trying. >>712306033
Question for /b/
How long do you usually last during sex on average? If I don't stop now and then I usually finish in like 5-10mins. I want to fucking kill myself cause of it
Under 20 is pretty bad. I've almost hit the hour mark
>>712303280
What's the point of having sex for an hour?
>>712303118
That's a perfectly normal, average length of an intercourse.
>>712303982
But it usually isn't long enough to get her to climax. I usually have to do that during foreplay to not feel bad about it afterwards
>>712303118
So far i have lasted 24 years with out cumming inside of a woman.
>>712307790
Con't from last thread hit img limit
>>712312106
Resubmitting my vote for Attorney General Saul Goodman
>>712312106
pupper is chief of staff u cuck
treasury
Cuck thread
>cucks most your wives or gfs and bulls will say how they would fuck them. I'll go first
>>712296597
i guess i'd fugg her i guess xDD
which one and what would you do to her?
>>712296597
Sister, always had the hots for her but she's a total pseudointelectual bitch, she needs to be punished hard.
>>712298383
Would fuck her while she plays that violin for me then I'd nut her her throat and make her eat it
>>712297849
Right titty fuck her
ITT: Pics youre not supposed to share cont
>>712308060
new thread
moar of the hot mexican girl from last thread
>>712310469
Bensedixt xumberbatch
>>712310469
Benedict cimhervwty
Benedict Cumberbatch
>>712310469
Benedict Cumbernatch
So close
>>712310557
I'm on my phone right now so it's not as easy as it is on a keyboard
Feet thread
Preferably teen
You gonna post more than 1 pic OP?
1. What race are you?
2. What race are you most attracted to?
>>712301806
human
humanoid
>>712301806
>nigger
>cracker
White.
Asian
1. Black
2. Cacasian
Cringe / Autism Thread
I'll kick it off with some OC. 1/3
>>712304395
2/3
>>712304457
3/3
are they...
are they trying to communicate?
do they need, like, some medical aid or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw_IeCKmKzA
>>712304395
>Cringe AND autism!?
My specialty...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyMcJOIK5-o
beautiful tits with big areolas
>>712296650
>>712296650
eww pancake titties, shame because her face is pretty
>>712296650
>beautiful tits; big areolas
pick one
>>712297290
Both!! Lol
It's time /b/ros... You know what to do.
>>712307790
>>712307790
>>712307790
I can see a pattern.
>>712307790
Treasury secretary get.
celeb thread
>>712306294
Who?
>>712306485
Emma Roberts?
>>712306294
Ahh, Emma Roberts. Very good choice
>>712306642
Not so good in this pic
Big stunning fat chubby tits thread like the pic above
They remind me of this girl i know, Candace. We don't talk anymore but she has the greatest tits I've ever seen. No photos though, unfortunately. :(
>>712297176
Her name is not that but do u like them
>>712297438
Very like them. I miss big tits on big girls. :(
>>712297797
I fucking love them mate
I would have been with her if i could have. Every day with those perfect tits on that perfect body.
Life's unfair.
Keep posting, you're doing the Lord's work.
What was the first video of someone getting rekt you ever witnessed? And what has/will stay with you forever?
I think the Chechen executions of the 6 Russian soldiers, was the first I ever ever saw. The "3 Guys 1 Hammer" video is something that'll never be erased from my mind. Along with the somewhat recent video of a guy getting flayed alive by some Mexican cartel. Those 2 are beyond fucked.
>>712288771
I watched The Grifter maybe 10 years ago. Biggest mistake of my life. Still get nightmares about it
The first one I ever saw was this guy with a mustache taken in for questioning by the police and he shoots himself in the head.
That Mexican cartel guy executing two guys with a chainsaw was pretty brutal.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z6h2pEX.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>712289326
There are some things that can't be unseen
First one was when I was, like, 12 or something. Girl crying in empty room. Yellew-ish walls, if I'm not mistaken. Hand with pistol comes in from the side, shoots her at the temples. Blood gushes out from the other side, video ends. Those were the days of Limewire. Stayed imprinted in my head for months.
/b/ have any of you cheated before ? how did you stop ? i was i the secrets thread yesterday and they convinced me i should put a a stop on the cheating i do on my bf. i love him an,d the sex is good. i just wanted it to be a 1 time thing because my bf is grossed out by the idea of anal. now the guy i did it with uses me when he wants. i've wanted to stop but if he pushes me agaisnt the wall of bend me over my mind shuts down, how do i stop /b/ .?
>>712299791
We haven't even had sex with one person let alone two.
>>712299791
you fucking whore
>>712300029
i know, i'm a bad person, but i really want to stop.
You and your partner are just incompatible deal with it or move on.
I had a difficult time comprehending this paragraph.
