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roll,please
>>688884633
Roll
How do I ruin orgasm?
>>688886269
as far as I know you just stop when it gets intense and let it drip I guess.
noooo
Creepshot Family Edition
anyone got sister pics?
>>688894119
what you think that pic is
>>688894119
yes, but it's not your sister so I fail to see the appeal
>>688894182
well keep sharing
>>688894213
And how you know that?
does anyone have moar of her?
Seconded
>>688897547
Maybe. What are you willing to give in return?
>>688898113
many thanks
>>688897547
Happy OP?
>>688898153
LETS DESTROY ULTRA GIGA NIGGA FAGGOTS
>>688896189
roll
quads
fuck u
here
giga nigga destroyed
fb fap thread
>>688890837
In what realms are women better than men?
>giving birth
>cooking
>teaching
>singing
>dancing
anything else?
>>688878902
Empathy
>>688878902
>cooking
That's why the majority of professional chefs are men, right?
>>688878902
Every woman I know is a shit cook. They love to make things as bland as possible.
>>688878902
What the fuck did she cook? Looks like boiled red russets, a massive pice of meatloaf covered in kraft singles with chili on top and some sort of awful macaroni/pea salad.
Stupid bitches, men can cook better regardless.
women are good for three things
>cooking
>cleaning
and
>vaginas
Nordmenn: Har noen bildet av Sophie Elise?
Bumb! Lett overalt, finner det ikke!
Bork Bork Bork.
ah la la bampa!
Anonib har noen ;)
Bumpær
B I really love my girlfriend but I'm also really broke so I asked my mother I'd she had a ring to give her so I can ask her to marry me. Mother give me ring. We are not rich so it was just a simple ring cost about 100 bucks. My girlfriend brought the ring to somehwere and they told her it's fake. Now she's absoulty pissed at me and won't talk to me ignoring me and saying things like I knew it was fake. Wich I did not.. what should I do? Pic related it's the ring.
Clearly it's a marshmallow from a box of Lucky Charms.
>>688898130
If she cares so much about the ring she isn't worth marriage. You dodged a bullet but since you are probably a simp you are gonna go out your way to please her now only to be disappointed later with her cheating on you and taking half your shit.
Follow and like
https://m.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship/when-in-rome
>>688898130
Would help to understand what you told her.
But simply put if she's that obsessed over the materialistic aspect of a ring (ie, whether it's real or not) as opposed to the emotional aspect of your proposal, she sounds like a cunt and you dodged a bullet.
>>688898541
This.
>>688898130
I call bullshit or you Gf is a fucking cunt. 1) No woman who loves their man would get the ring appraised...2) she wouldnt tell you it was fake if it was fake.3) what is fake about it? The turquoise? Any idiot knows thats not turquoise. It's silver and not gold? Like I said, I call bullshit and if you are telling the truth- Drop this bitch off on the corner if she is equating love to a dollar amount. I gave my wife a coin I pulled off a dead Lebanese guys after a fire fight (Was in IDF 2005-2008, part of invasion...
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first person to call themselves a huge fag gets any steam game(s) for a total of $30
post steam id as well so i know it's you
im a huge fag http://steamcommunity.com/id/ExtraGooseGrease/
>>688895308
Faggot
im a huge faggot that sucks his own dick http://steamcommunity.com/id/evwolverine/
>>688895308
>6 hours past 2 weeks
You don't even fuckin play.
>>688895655
>implying steam is the only platform on which i own games
dick rate thread
>>688897433
Nice dick m8
It's beautiful OP
>>688897433
Nice cock, gets my mouth watering :)
>>688897827
thanks
Who do you main in League of Legends?
Viktor
roadhog
wait
yoshimitsu
>>688892697
King
>>688892697
This
>>688888888
Lets talk on how this anon wasted the perfect number on this motherfucking bullshit
>>688891116
Perfect number?
>>688891116
Better idea: let's talk about your shit-tier taste in fonts
>>688891301
THIS
Jesus christ this.
alright
what about the other one
My cat took a shit while I was fapping, and ever since I can't look at a vagina without subliminally smelling cat shit. I'm fucked! What should I do? Pic related.
develop scat fetish
>>688896934
you need to reverse it
have a shit while your cat is banging
then you will find peace
>>688897128
But cat shit smells different
because of the bacteria or something
>>688897128
this
>>688897321
I don't know if I can do that. The cat is neutered.
Doing some cocking but I'm going to bust soon. Give me some cuties.
>>688891984
This is my dogo. Rate pls
>>688894553
Fucking amazing
<3
>>688894553
Best friend you will ever have. Nothing is more loyal. I'd prefer to dump a woman, than to dump my dogs for a woman.
Thats a nice dog man. Good dogo.
>>688894553
Good pupper detected
can anyone explain why dog eyes (especially) glow when light comes straight on at an angle? if you look closely in the eye you can see veins and such
You cross Arya Stark in the street
what are you doing?
>>688898075
360 degree turn then walk away
>>688898075
By the look of it this is a commercial district so I imagine that I would be likely be shopping more than anything else
I fucks him a RKO and I'm taking her bags with the clothes of rich is in it I could make money
>>688898075
Stabbing her.
Ogre hunting.
I am from Guatemala and i am going to study english in USA. Are they racist against guatemalans?
Pic related, me
No but they are prejudice towards retards.. Looks like you're out of luck buddy
>>688893851
why? do i look retard?
>>688893718
Where exactly?
>>688893975
Not really. Your question on the other hand....
>>688894009
Alabama Uni
s/fur
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checking in after long week of bullshit
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Movies that give you the feels
The Notebook
Dear Zachary
Its on Youtube FYI, If yu don't cry you're a heartless Hilary voting fuckstick
>>688891223
HATED
Literally one of the most feels saturated movies in history, hits me hard every time
How retarded do you have to be to still believe in sky fairies after 400 years of scientific advancement?
This level of retardation seems strong in Ameritards.
>>688888782
Well i believe in extraterrestrials, same thing?
>>688888782
Fun facts:
>1. Christianity, Islam and Judaism basically all believe the same things and all endorse racism,sexism, homophobia, slavery and genocide.
>2. Unless the Babylonian gods are divine, the basic morality taught by these religions was already being taught without god. Most people don't want themselves or those they care about killed, hurt or robbed.
>3. There is little corroborating historical evidence...
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