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You rage you lose
Just how desensitized has /b/ made you?
>>684254995
lost already
hey /b/. gonna have a MFF threesome later but one of the girls is completely gay... is this gonna be weird? do I still try to fuck her? what do??
pic related. the straight chick. so I'm still fucking either way
If the other chick is really a lesbian then she will take offence to you trying to fuck her and it'll ruin the experience. She is there for the girl in the MFF and your a by product. Consider getting out before you have a shit experience
>>684252221
She's hot, what's her name?
>>684252221
Uh, just ask? I mean, you've all already agreed to fuck, ask if there are ground rules and if she's not into it just enjoy fucking the other girl and watching her lez out a bit. You win, she wins, lesbian girl wins. Just ask.
Why the fuck is she taking part in a MFF if she's not willing to fuck the guy too?
My wife just got arrested for DV. AMA. And FUCK REDDIT!
Fucking pussy
>>684253196
You alright?
>>684253196
1. why are you such a bitch?
2. why didn't you get arrested too since that's the law in most places?
3. why are you such a bitch?
4. why isn't your wife with someone who deserves her?
5. if equality was real why we're both of you taken in because it takes two to fight
6. how does not being a real man feel?
7. as a femanon do you expect me to be impressed with someone who's obviously part of the problem in our society?
8. has your wife...
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>>684253341
yeah his wife deserves better
it sounds so like manipulation and emotional abuse for a man to use the system to lash out against his wife.
women to get better treatment in western society when?
>>684253898
(you)
Hey /b my dick stinks kinda fishy and it's getting annoying. Anyone knows how to clean it properly?
I've always just used my shampoo to clean it (uncircumcised btw) but I recently read somewhere that using soap or shampoo for your dick is not a good idea, that just water should be enough.
I'm stroking the meat sword once a day, and sometimes shower every 2 days. Is that the reason for the fishy smell? Plz help
Wash after you have fished and don't wear the same underware
>>684252039
Try bleach. You should drink it
Otherwise just use soap on your cock you fucking pleb!
>>684252251
Thanks. Any idea on how long it will take to get the smell away if I start doing this? Atm it comes back 5 min after I get out of the shower, not as powerful ofc but still smellable
I once used liquid anti-septic to clean mine when it developed an unusually strong odour. Cleared that shit up immediately, but be warned: if any gets near (or god forbid, inside) your urethra it will sting like a bitch. This can be solved by holding a cotton wool ball over the urethra which will absorb any stray liquid.
You should also research whether your diet could be contributing to this smell. But it could also be an unlucky genetic roll. I can smell one of my friends from about 3m away, and the rest of him looks clean enough.
>>684252039
maybe it's turning into a little gold fish, that would be good because girls like those.
ITT: cute girls with big tits
Pictures you promised not to share
v3
cont from: >>684244790
will post 3GBs of pictures from pictureswap for trips
>>684253515
Kk here is ur trips.
Why will you idiots vote for John Miller?
I will not vote for John Miller. He is a huge narcissistic douche-bag and not to be trusted.
http://news.groopspeak.com/trump-will-never-answer-this-one-question-because-it-would-end-his-campaign/
>>684251698
If I was American (I'm an Ausfag) I would vote for Trump. I basically disagree with almost everything he stands for though. I'd vote Trump because of the excellent memes and crazy shit that would come of it. Remember, a vote for Trump is a vote for absurdist fuckery. That shit I can get with
>>684252027
yeah it'll be great when Miller fucks up our economy which will in turn fuck up the world economy
>>684252315
I don't care about that shit!
I just want a kek. Trump is the most likely to give me that
Celeb Thread 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>684253922
Ive never seen >>684253453 before, any more im likely not to have seen?
>>684254184
>>684254170
stitched together from the BTS video, but i haven't seen any of the actual shots they did against that backdrop
Can we get a small feels thread going about little, but soul crushing things people have said to you?
>Stop talking to me anon, we're not friends.
I have a memory of my mother...
>you shouldn't have been born
yea I know cliche... but I was 8 or 9 at the time...
>yea! actually Im going tonight with my boyfriend. want us to pick you up? you'll get to meet him as well!
>stop following us like gum on a shoe, no one wants you
>>684253349
...
>what did i do to raise you wrong. how did i mess up so badly with you.
Screenshot of your desktop. No cleaning!
>>684252694
do you even try...
>>684252694
>>684252884
why is there no icons? desktop is for icons
>>684253203
Yeah dude, desktop is for icons.
>>684252694
No icons is the way to go!!
fuck those nazi and capitalst cunts lets get a communist/socialist thread going this time
>>684249788
Go away cuck
>>684252062
fuck off amerifag
>>684249788
>thinking national socialism is capitalistic
>>684252104
Be honest, you're a cuck. Only losers hate capitalism.
Why can you female oppressing bigots not accept that trans should use whatever bathroom that they gender identify as?
>>684250506
4th reich when?
>>684250506
Genitals.
Case closed.
>>684250506
(You)
>>684250506
>>684250506
Why should i bother where someone wants to take a shit or piss? As long as they use a fucking toilet...
can you get aids from fucking youre self in the ass?
>>684249907
No, but it can create nerve gas
You'd have to already have AIDS but at that point you can't really get again. OP your post gave me aids
>>684249907
You don't get AIDS from anal sex you fucking retard, you get AIDS from having sex with someone who has AIDS.
>>684250014
Actually it stacks 5 times, so you can get it again a few times
>>684249907
Yes, you could get it too by sucking you own dick and blow sperm. Sometimes, if you're tired, you can get it by masturbation. So don't do it, never ever...
Hey guys I am high outside and people are awake in every room of the house it's getting cold and I want to go in how do I do it
Please help
I'm trying to bump my post so someone can help please bump with me guys
Please I've only got 4% battery
>>684250371
Take a deep breath and soothe your paranoid assed stoner nerves.
Then just enter casually, if they say hello, say hello back.
Just go inside go to your room and chill, be relaxed.
If you feel anxious you will look anxious.
>>684250371
>coolface.jpg
How do I tell my girlfriend I'm not attracted to her anymore?
Pic related.
She's just so ugly to me now I don't know what changed.
I still like her as a person but how could I bring up changing her appearance?
>>684251805
>baby we need to talk...
>>684252214
I don't even know what is unattractive about her at this point. She's just not pretty anymore.
>>684252361
Don't know what to tell you man. Ask her to try out a new look maybe. Dress up and go out together for a night?
>>684251805
maybe u should try a break.
and afterwards u might find her attractive again.
if not, leave her.
Webm thread
That's a gif you fucktard
>webm thread
>posts a .gif
>mfw
Derp derp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnp O_RTSNmQ
How does anyone with a brain support donald trump? John Oliver demolishes his entire reputation in 5 mins
>>684248957
in b4 bait. tis not bait - if you support you're a fucking moron
>>684249005
No, this thread is bait.
>>684248957
20 minutes you illiterate fuck
BUT trump is a fucking retarded asshole so hes perfect to represent nation of usa
>Get
That's a pity, now check these out.
>>684249647
>>684249797
AMATEURS! Watch and learn...
ITT:
We post our Ex/friend/gf/relative and anons tell us how they would fuck them.
What would you do to my cousin?
I would take her drink and run away
her friend i would fuck the shit out of
>>684250719
I would take her phone and run away
>>684251038
too late I already did
What makes you happy?
photoshopping my sister's face into boy CP then beating my dick like it owes me money
>>684249825
Not that
>>684249874
Post a pic of your sister. Lets see what we can do.
Drinking Beer and Eating Pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMMZj1gXBrY
>>684249825
not rubbing a monkey pussy on my mouth.
That is fucking discusting and you deserve to die for it
