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Ok /b/ you're going to be stuck in a room for one year. You will have access to food, water, a working shower, and a bed. But before the door closes you can pick four items to take with you. You won't have internet access once you're inside. What do you take with you before you're locked inside?
>>710965370
weight set
enema kit
oats
steroids
>>710965500
>this
>>710965370
Picaxe. Mining helmet. Mining helmet. MINING helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VumDFvCkyA
eoripkf
weights and a tattoo setup, I'm going to come out a monster
Loli thread
Lolis with huge dicks +1
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=624
Lolis with huge dicks? Sure I can do that.
>>710974721
No, look at my example you lame fag
celeb thread
>>710972765
seahorsey
Pics you've saved/shouldn't share/want more of/want spread part 27, GO!!!
Need more of her.
>>710971495
More of her?
>>710971711
moar
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>>710971495
wheres the vola
/nzg/ New Zealand General.
Fuck it all edition.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>710966858
Any truck drivers around?
>>710966297
Anonnz keking in
Dunedin reporting.
so much for rain kek
Send gf/wife kik to jackskellington621 to test their loyalty
Sandi Lee
kik- 440317202
send them to me... no white knights
Ramones85
tanya countrygirl4630
Giannalicious
Post results
MILFs
where
>>710956718
>murica addition
>>710956718
You got moar?
>>710956845
based math pro
Faith in creep shots. Post whatever you have.
Please keep posting!
OP in last thread said he had tons, he better come back
Where were you when you lost your virginity /b/? first time sex stories thread
Basement. Her hymen broke all over my couch. Flipped the cushion over. Never looked back.
in the shower. she was afraid of getting blood everywhere so I suggested the shower so it would rinse away. still my favorite place to sex to this day
doooown by theeee riveeeeer
On my roomate's bed. He feel asleep in the guestroom at the time. So me and this girl was playing on his xbox drunk then all of a sudden she jumps on me and starts to make out. We ended moving to his bed and thats when i took her bra off and started sucking on her tits. Then i layed her down, took off her panties then slid it in. Good memories..
>>710962806
I took a liiiitle waaaaallk!
I've been edging all day and now my balls are aching.
Need to cum, roll dubs and I'll cum tribute your girl when I do. Post the pic with the roll.
Feels good to know that i have a bigger dick than someone lmao
Cum to my coworker. Her name is Sophie
>>710969808
Rolling
>>710969808
Again
>>710969808
Roll
No loli threads?
I'm. Here to help!
Here more
Feels like forever since the last thread
FB / IG Fap 72
Bonus points for big fat asses
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>>710964407
butts
>>710965532
Now post your butt.
>>710965686
See, now, that's quitter talk.
>>710965894
It's a really fun game. Are you enjoying it?
>>710966315
ohhh boy i guess i didn't know what i was signing up for, ill email ya, i dont have the best figure though
Slayertrap here:
Just got home from school edition
Not sure if bait. If not could you write "Chris" on your ass with the date?
let's see cum
>>710956826
Snap? Add me. Luciddreamagain
>>710956858
It'll be hard, but I'll try
Cock Tribute Thread
r u tributing op?
>>710959670
That's what I thought a cock tribute thread was...
do your best ; )
Feels thread?
>Be 25, broke, no money, no job, can't pay rent, no food left in the fridge
>Mom lives on the other side of the country, says "Come here, give it a shot, anon"
>Figure fuck it, I've got just enough money to drive there if I sleep in my car
>Throw away/donate everything that I can't fit into my tiny korean hatchback and drive 30+ hours across the country
>Fucking hate it there
>Eventually...
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>>710951705
Go on...
>>710951705
>Finally get up there, so excited to see her
>The first night, she's busy with work and stuff.
>No big deal, it's almost christmas, she works retail
>Second day she can't get time to see me until 10 PM
>Hang out for a few hours in my hotel room
>Third day, same thing
>Fourth...
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>>710951886
>Get message on facebook from old female acquaintence, haven't seen her in years
>Go to her house, get drunk, have a really good time
>Do it again the next day or two
>Really fucking hit it off, it's cool
>Drive back home
>Talk to this girl every. single. day.
>Every day I tell her...
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>>710951886
Damn, that sucks. I spent 4 years sitting right next to the girl of my dreams; all the while I was nothing more than a breeze on her shoulder. Finally got gf, she's black. Grandparents don't like her. LIFE is out to fuck you and you basically spend your entire life trying to unfuck your self.
so i just got banned from a bar for not tipping the fucking bartender.....wtf oh and his excuse, a bar is a give and take relationship.....yeah i give you the money you ask for, for a certain drink then you supply me with said drink i'm not going to give you a 150% tip for a lously $1.50 drink.
>>710959446
You mean you dont tip a dollar per drink? Thats how you get the bartender to hook you up
IN WHAT COUNTRY?????
Sounds like ypu need to wait for him and stab him in the throat.
>>710959446
I never tipped anyone and everyone's ok with that here.
You're provided a service, you pay for said service.
If they want a bonus they upgrade the price.
That's how it works.
>Live in country where minimum wage isn't that of slaves
>Most places even if you offered a tip they could not take it
>Never have to tip anything
>???
>Profit
Dear /b/,
I live in Arkansas, trips casts my vote.
After presidential, I will have you roll for other issues on ballot. What ever /b/ decides, I will cast as my vote today.
Trump
Trump
Trump!
Trump for president
Lynn S. Kahn, kek
Why does Trump have the best looking supporters?
Brown people fuck anything and everything, leading to ugly ass brown races.
bekuse thay r retarted
Because they are white and therefore superior.
>>710958907
He appeals to uneducated white trash.
Some of those cum dumpsters are hot.
You know they just hand pick the "best looking" people from the crowd to sit in frame. The ugly ones are in front of Donald.
Also he gets distracted easily, wouldn't want him to accidentally rape one of his supporters in the middle of a speech.
Pics you've saved/shouldn't share/want more of/want spread part 26, GO!!!
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