Dat smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the trap of a wife and children.
Nobody to nag you and nobody you're obligated to but your own self.
Don't even have to worry about dinner cuz you ate out like a champ on your way home like always.
Then washed it down with a $5 coffee.
Because you have so much disposable income as a single guy.
Unlike married people who make a big deal out of eating out or getting anything but poverty coffee.
Put dat phone on silent so you're not bothered.
Wanna take a 2 hour nap on the couch followed
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>nice castle
Enjoy sleeping on the floor pleb
>>678485210
>trap of a wife and children
>no family of your own
beta
>>678485210
Agreed. marriage is for fags, I'm in my early 30's and I laugh at how tired my friends with kids are all the time. From the frosty way they talk to their wives you know they ain't getting any action either.
>>678485471
beta
>>678485210
>how to sugarcoat being a lonely beta with no family
Lets see some more traps on /b/
Waifu claiming thread - Only Chara makes the threads for now edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
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>>678500285
Fuck
>>678500214
Chara, if you want i can make one
he is not going away
>>678500214
>That fucker still found the thread...
Like it matters? He isn't wasting anybodies time but his own. We're still here, aren't we?
The thread still going, isn't it?
This is just sad, but it doesn't mother me.
Pics u shouldn't share thread
>>678496890
>>678496926
rlly nice. keep going
Watch this
>>678496577
>>678496607
>>678496635
>>678496667
>>678496704
ITT: We post the slang words used where you live for pussy.
gash
quim
poontang
Beef curtain
cooch
s/fur
>>678497183
What did I miss, what was happening in the last thread? Argument?
>>678497183
Won't be posting much, just here to watch the thread go to shit.
trump 2016
God Tier ass in yoga pants thread.
Bomp
Neuer Deutschlandfaden!
>>678493812
Und los.
boah ey
wie scheisse ist op?
wie dick ist deine mutter?
kacknazi oder intellektueller (sp?)?
wie gut riechen deine fürze?
ps: heldiere bitte bald!
Ok Leute, habs geschafft!
Muss mich heute doch nicht mit meinen Freunden treffen, weil - wie sollte es auch anders sein- die Freundin von meinem Kumpel doch keine Zeit hat. Und was macht er? Macht lieber was mit ihr...
Also, zum einen bin ich glücklich, dass ich mich nicht mit ihr treffen muss. Zum anderen zeigt es mir, wie viel Wert so eine langjährige Freundschaft hat, sobald einer eine Freundin hat.
Naja egal, jetzt erstmal aufs Sofa und entspannen.
Wer rettet die Republik vor den AfD-Schmuddelkindern? Die Sorge treibt mich gerade sehr um
Wer fuckt heute den biologischen Imperativ?
TRUMP GENERAL: /b/ EDITION THREAD #389242
>MISSOURI CAUCUS IS TODAY
https://www.missouri.gop/election-2 016/
>VOLUNTEER FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunt eer
>For the PA Trumpers - STAY INFORMED
>You will be voting for a DELEGATE on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>Check Thread on /pol/ for link to the list
http://trumpgeneral.com
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RALLIES/TH
>Rally Bethpage, NY 4/6/16
https://youtu.be/PCarMsa1Dxw
>Rally Superior, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtD61slcZck
>Rally La Crosse, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63d7NRx9Mk
INTERVIEWS
>Scott Brown interviews Donald Trump 4/8/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amh5X_QVJ5E
>Trump takes questions outside of Wisconsin polling place 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSejIoO6vU...
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get the fuck out /pol/ we'll discuss politics when we feel like it you faggots
>Who loves you, and who do you love?
MAGA TIME
Since old thread died, here is why trans and gay people are a part of standard nature.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/ 2016/03/12/the-astonishing-village- where-little-girls-turn-into-boys-a ged-1/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news /morning-mix/wp/2015/09/22/the-myst erious-village-where-girls-turn-int o-boys/
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34 290981
Three separate articles from reputable sources. discussing a population with a rare gene that makes it so that a portion of their population is born looking in every way like a girl, then growing penises around puberty.
These are people born appearing female in every conceivable way from birth. Midwives universally declare them to be female. Then they grow a penis.
And no, not just an enlarged clit. A fully functioning, able-to-impregnate-a-woman penis.
All people with penises grow them fromn what would be a vagina. These kids just do it at puberty instead of en utero.
No, this one case does not in of itself, but there are plenty others too. This is a strong case to start from.
So let's hear it, you homophobic and transphobic losers. Let's see just how autistic you'll get, twisting and bending your arguments to defend your precious little biases in the face of empirical science.
>>678486469
Tumbler is this way >>
Or you should just kill yourself
>>678486806
A brilliant defense! Have you considered law school?
>>678486469
>telegraph
>washingtonpost
>bbc
exactly
>>678486469
Nature fallacy. Neat.
>>678487001
would you like more?
http://www.sciencealert.com/in-a-remote-town-in-the-dominican-republic-some-girls-turn-into-boys
https://repeatingislands.com/2015/09/19/the-astonishing-village-where-little-girls-turn-into-boys-aged-12/
There are a million sources on the phenomenon. I don't see how any outlet bias could possibly be construed to change the facts of what they're reporting on, though. Even if it is a liberal site, the facts are right there.
Try again.
qwertyflirty
Very flirty
Don't make me come over there, I'll give you repeated ruined orgasms before I let you finish.
What happened to the diaper threads?
Post em
>>678483284
I love you
I love you too, random /b/tard
666 gets nudes of her
nm
got a pic of just the snail?
Bitch please..
I'd love to see more but no way OP smashed that
id rather not roll
YLYL BREAD
>>678480552
lost
>>678480552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i_G97LrUeY
>>678480552
/thread
Any non-straight sexual behaviour is a mental illness
>fags, gender-confused, andro, etc..
prove it with science faggot.
You can't just make claims like this.
I need hard science you jew fuck.
>>678485144
Although I agree with you with transexuality, gays and bisexuals are just into the other sex / both sexes.
I dunno. I'm just another idiot on the internet
>>678485144
Straight, gay and bay are ok but all of that other shit is mental illness
>>678485144
Yep. Don't have the instinctive need to propagate your genetics naturally? Then you are not normal.
>>678485269
>you need hard science to prove that it is healthy
go put shit on your dick and tell us about how you don't get a fungal infection on your dick
Waifu claiming thread - More threads edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or
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Welcome to hell
Anotha one.
And anotha one.
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
>>678494449
This is now an animu screenshot thread
>>678495079
>>678495109
>>678495139
No Zootopia thread?
JUDY/ZOOTOPIA THREAD: DISCUSSION EDITION 3
We've been getting some good topics, keep it up Zootopians.
NEW TOPIC:
Besides Judy and Nick, who are you favourite characters?
Derp XD
>>678474958
the movie ruined it for me. it's just SJW propaganda and you guys swallow it like cum.
the bunny is fucking ADORABLE but I don't know why they had to couple nick to black folks and the whole BLM movement. fucking kill me now.
>>678475644
Flash is fun, if a bit slow.
But I like most characters.
Hey guys,my wife found the other mosue that was in the cupboard under the stairs.
IOt got stuck in the laundry sink.
Trips decide what to do:
IB4 No death, torture or other deaths.
Space Program IS acceptable (it MIGHT survive falling 40,000 feet)
SPACE PROGRAM
Lick it till you clean it, then buy some cage and make it your pet,
Lick it to clean aways, once a day
>>678491965
the other jew you say?
Put it in your wife's cunt 2 live
>>678491965
Sounds like you already know what to do. Post pics.