Drawthread
w-what is a drawthread?
>>678414399
her
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
>>678414399
where you show butt
you specifically
Are you proud to be American?
>>678413880
I am Canadian, but I am also American.
So... did you mean the U.S.?
>>678413880
Yes. I want the NSA to change its hiring routine though as it shouldn't be so hard to work for them.
Fuck yes I am. I love this land, its people and its role on Earth throughout its history. We are the new Rome bitches. This century will be ours and so will the rest of human history.
Nativefag here. (actual redskin Tonto looking whiskey drinking nativefag)
Yes. I consider myself an American first.
The country has been fucked up for years but I hope we bounce back.
But I love my country, my tribe and my land.
s/fur
go back to the /trash/ where you belong
It's that time /b/ros
Caitlin
Amanda
>>678413876
i fucked caitlin for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678413876
Mariah
Melanie
New New celeb fap thread
>>678414596
Why cake on so much mascara ?
Hey /b/, I haven't fapped in a few days. I've been horny like a bitch in heat edging all day today, wishing, hoping, for someone to pound my asshole.
Let's get this straight, my asshole is virgin and we need to fix that. Before you get started on me there's some things you should know. For this first pounding session I refuse to let any of your cum go to waste. I'm sucking and swallowing every drop or milking you with my asshole wrapped around the base of that hard cock.
You're going to cum in me repeatedly until your cock is raw...
Pic: a taste of whats to cum
no one cares
>>678412157
wat
can you show you penios?
4chan army this kid blocked me because I was making fun of how he was fat everyone call or text him knowing his name and he lives in Oregon and is playing mine craft with gage trell and a faggot
The underage newfag has some impressive persuasion abilities.
>>678410250
I think your a faggot op and the only reason u made fun of him is cause you want to suck his dick so badly but he just wouldnt let you..you cock sucking fuck
Aww, did booboo not get enough tendies today?
>>678411454
You are underage as well by the sound of it.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>678410150
pasta so stale
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Do you fags keep a shit post folder and post the same bullshit every couple of days? With fairy dust and faggot sprinkles. Copy pasta over and over again.
Mmmm... that tasty pasta.
Story time /B/
>be me
>bathroom lights go on the fritz
>wary of having a house fire dont wana be homeless or lose my stuff
>tell uncle that the lights are broken and im gonna turn off power from the fuse box
>Cant have an electrical fire without electricity right?
>its cluttered down stairs so im kinda the only one who can fit
>well time for work
>i get to work and oops i turn off the internet router
>no big deal right? Apparently not
>uncle has a fit because he can't go on the internet and work
>says im preventing him from his work
>threatens to move out and leave me with all the bills
>acts like he does everything for me
>Only gives me 90 for half the cable bill
>I pay all the others bills
I love how he threatens to move out and i keep saying pls go.
Also my dad is the one who has been helping me ever since the death of an extremely kind family member and the one who's been suggesting to use my checks to fix things was me.
This is just one chapter in many.
I work third shift, so why he HAS to work at night i have no idea, i mean he had all day its like 11 and he has a fit, he should been asleep by then.
Bonus texted messages
Te numquam inveniet
>>678411465
you have my undivided attention
can't see shit
It looks like someone hanging, sp00py
>>678411465
"you will never know"
sick latin homes
quid ego non potens scirem
When you think you gotta fart
But in the end it is a shart
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're riding on the bus
And your ass begins to pus
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you climbing a ladder
And you hear something splatter
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When your driving your Chevy
And you feel something heavy
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're beating off your knob
And out shoots a sticky blob
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
sup /b/. i'm doing tequila shots on an empty stomach. what are you faggots doing on this saturday night?
>pic related
Elijah Craig 12 year on the rocks
>>678410018
Good? I'm too much of a poorfag for anything nicer than Jack Daniels/jim beam, so I wouldn't know.
>>678410299
Personally not a fan of Jack, I generally drink wild turkey. I only get Craig when it's in sale
>>678410759
I haven't had jack in awhile. Actually I haven't had bourbon at all in awhile. Usually it's jim beam though. I forgot about wild turkey, but I like their 100 proof stuff pretty well.
what is the best way 2 make friends online?
"hi wanna be friends"
*post pepe*
Done.
By not being here
>>678411731
avoid 4chan
start a cock rate thread
Candle here. Looking for wincest bread. I don't feel like writing right now. Sorry. Work's been stressful as hell. I'm wanting to hear your thoughts though. Not necessarily about me and Rain-chan, thoughts about incest in general is fine. Opinions, stories, whatever. Just please no rape guy. That story really pissed me off, and it's been posted too many times already. Sister's need love, but that wasn't love.
>>678411658
Did you see my post on that thread earlier tonight? I'm not entirely sure if anybody was able to see it before tread was prunes or baleet.
>>678411947
No I didn't
>>678412064
>>678383333
Quads is gods, I see only truth from you, sir.
>Check'd
I've released my depression again, I kind of want to poast about the depressing times because they give some good backstory, When I tried to type it out I just got too depressed for several days and could barely function. I didn't think that teenage bullshit could still affect me so, but whatever. Sorry for skipping right to the good bits, I know you guise wanted to know about my teenage edgemaster years.
>This seems to cause her to change her hip motion
>she's sliding up and down the length of my cock
>I can feel her hole every time she gets to the top of her stroke
>While grinding like this, I start moving my hips
>I cannot help it, the whole situation, and the stimulation has rendered control of my pelvis to my dick
>Rain chan is pushing harder and harder against me
>Suddenly the head of my dick is very tightly surrounded by warmth
>We both stop moving entirely as Rain-chan lets out a groan into my mouth
>She pulls back to look at me
>Her face right then
>Guise her face
>Her cute smile, blushing hard, emotions playing across her face
>I'm honestly having difficulty describing it, I've rewritten the description many times
>I can't describe it, but at this moment I know I will do everything in my power to spend the rest of my life with her at my side
>And her look says the same
>We just kind of stare at eachother for a moment
>She starts to slide herself down onto me
>That fucking feeling of her enveloping me for the first time
>It was incredible, I have to fight myself to avoid railing her
>her expression becomes slightly pained, but determination is overriding it
>I tell her "You don't have to"
>She says "I know. I want to."
>she pushes more
>"I really really want to."
>Goddamn, her pussy is so warm and tight, like it's trying to squeeze life out of me
>I suppose that's the point of pussys: To squeeze life out of penises
>>678411488
CANDLECHAN!!!!
Pennsylvania thread. Erie here
Bucks County here, currently away at school in West Chester though
>>678408933
Coatesville reppin
215/267 NE Philly wins???
>>678408933
Ellwood City fag reporting in...
Pics you promised not to disseminate/pics you saved.... Keep it going!
>>678413755
why do you keep this shitty pic as the main pic?
Anyone wanna take turns
my sexy bitch
anybody wants to join our skype call
add: lordcavia
>>678412341
we have a grill
Trips gets CS:GO
< 6 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
999
Trips incoming faggot
>>678413210
Roll
What is the worst state and why?
>>678412908
Alabama because they gave in to niggers
>>678412908
One of the southern states.
New Jersey because it's fucking New Jersey.
Ohio. It's fucking useless
Waifu claiming thread - Smuggest edition.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>smug
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
>>678412650
Holo Claimed
Hopefully I make less mistakes this time
Bring on the smug
