When you think you gotta fart
But in the end it is a shart
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're riding on the bus
And your ass begins to pus
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you climbing a ladder
And you hear something splatter
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When your driving your Chevy
And you feel something heavy
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're beating off your knob
And out shoots a sticky blob
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
sup /b/. i'm doing tequila shots on an empty stomach. what are you faggots doing on this saturday night?
>pic related
Elijah Craig 12 year on the rocks
>>678410018
Good? I'm too much of a poorfag for anything nicer than Jack Daniels/jim beam, so I wouldn't know.
>>678410299
Personally not a fan of Jack, I generally drink wild turkey. I only get Craig when it's in sale
>>678410759
I haven't had jack in awhile. Actually I haven't had bourbon at all in awhile. Usually it's jim beam though. I forgot about wild turkey, but I like their 100 proof stuff pretty well.
what is the best way 2 make friends online?
"hi wanna be friends"
*post pepe*
Done.
By not being here
>>678411731
avoid 4chan
start a cock rate thread
Candle here. Looking for wincest bread. I don't feel like writing right now. Sorry. Work's been stressful as hell. I'm wanting to hear your thoughts though. Not necessarily about me and Rain-chan, thoughts about incest in general is fine. Opinions, stories, whatever. Just please no rape guy. That story really pissed me off, and it's been posted too many times already. Sister's need love, but that wasn't love.
>>678411658
Did you see my post on that thread earlier tonight? I'm not entirely sure if anybody was able to see it before tread was prunes or baleet.
>>678411947
No I didn't
>>678412064
>>678383333
Quads is gods, I see only truth from you, sir.
>Check'd
I've released my depression again, I kind of want to poast about the depressing times because they give some good backstory, When I tried to type it out I just got too depressed for several days and could barely function. I didn't think that teenage bullshit could still affect me so, but whatever. Sorry for skipping right to the good bits, I know you guise wanted to know about my teenage edgemaster years.
>This seems to cause her to change her hip motion
>she's sliding up and down the length of my cock
>I can feel her hole every time she gets to the top of her stroke
>While grinding like this, I start moving my hips
>I cannot help it, the whole situation, and the stimulation has rendered control of my pelvis to my dick
>Rain chan is pushing harder and harder against me
>Suddenly the head of my dick is very tightly surrounded by warmth
>We both stop moving entirely as Rain-chan lets out a groan into my mouth
>She pulls back to look at me
>Her face right then
>Guise her face
>Her cute smile, blushing hard, emotions playing across her face
>I'm honestly having difficulty describing it, I've rewritten the description many times
>I can't describe it, but at this moment I know I will do everything in my power to spend the rest of my life with her at my side
>And her look says the same
>We just kind of stare at eachother for a moment
>She starts to slide herself down onto me
>That fucking feeling of her enveloping me for the first time
>It was incredible, I have to fight myself to avoid railing her
>her expression becomes slightly pained, but determination is overriding it
>I tell her "You don't have to"
>She says "I know. I want to."
>she pushes more
>"I really really want to."
>Goddamn, her pussy is so warm and tight, like it's trying to squeeze life out of me
>I suppose that's the point of pussys: To squeeze life out of penises
>>678411488
CANDLECHAN!!!!
Pennsylvania thread. Erie here
Bucks County here, currently away at school in West Chester though
>>678408933
Coatesville reppin
215/267 NE Philly wins???
>>678408933
Ellwood City fag reporting in...
Pics you promised not to disseminate/pics you saved.... Keep it going!
>>678413755
why do you keep this shitty pic as the main pic?
Anyone wanna take turns
my sexy bitch
anybody wants to join our skype call
add: lordcavia
>>678412341
we have a grill
Trips gets CS:GO
< 6 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
999
Trips incoming faggot
>>678413210
Roll
What is the worst state and why?
>>678412908
Alabama because they gave in to niggers
>>678412908
One of the southern states.
New Jersey because it's fucking New Jersey.
Ohio. It's fucking useless
Waifu claiming thread - Smuggest edition.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>smug
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
>>678412650
Holo Claimed
Hopefully I make less mistakes this time
Bring on the smug
Hunger Games thread.
First 24 are in.
Autismo the Bear.
Cars.
>>678412106
Havel The Rock
Nikola Tesla
reaction thread go
All men get cheated on at least once during the course of their lives.
A cuck is a man who's woman is cheating on him.
Therefore, you're all cucks.
>>678410576
mhm, go on.
Jokes on you I've never had a gf
>implying I have a girl or ever had one
>>678410576
Kek, im gay.
Doing it cause it 404d mid roll
Two
Three
Four
MODS
Dubs gets real name trips gets FB
woooooo
>>678411220
rolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
Dubs get
>>678413390
Roll
Cringe thread?????
>>678411079
Why do people never look up into the mirror?
>>678411079
went to high school with this beast
>>678411451
kek
>>678411451
Haveing a deformity is not cringe.
Posting is cringe.
New draw a character and guess thread
Kenny?
>>678411144
Ash Ketchum: 20 years later
>>678411312
kek yeah
Surprised you got that
Ask me how I'm feeling /b/
how are you feeling /b/?
>>678412564
/b/ad
My dick feels like It just got fucked by an air pump
Looks like someone just got a circumcision... now that mushroom tip of yours will dry up, the tip will become very insensitive, and if you ever had sex and enjoyed it, you now will enjoy it a lot less.
Enjoy your mutilated dick.
>>678412401
Wut 'appened luv?
cringe thread?
also meanwhile in Sweden
>>678410779
>>678410639
stop triggering my urges
>>678410779
That is why Sweden is fucked up. With ussies like that, who can control what is coming?
>>678410779
>AUTISM
AUTISM
Get in here faggots. "Tomboy" thread! Picked this up a few days ago. Dumping what I have.
>>678407828
Title, post it
