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Doing it cause it 404d mid roll
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>>678411856
6513543.
Dubs gets real name trips gets FB
woooooo
>>678411220
rolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
Dubs get
>>678413390
Roll
>>678413444
OP pls deliver
Cringe thread?????
>>678411079
Why do people never look up into the mirror?
>>678411079
went to high school with this beast
>>678411451
kek
>>678411451
Haveing a deformity is not cringe.
Posting is cringe.
New draw a character and guess thread
Kenny?
>>678411144
Ash Ketchum: 20 years later
>>678411312
kek yeah
Surprised you got that
>>678411477
Why?
Ask me how I'm feeling /b/
how are you feeling /b/?
>>678412564
/b/ad
My dick feels like It just got fucked by an air pump
Looks like someone just got a circumcision... now that mushroom tip of yours will dry up, the tip will become very insensitive, and if you ever had sex and enjoyed it, you now will enjoy it a lot less.
Enjoy your mutilated dick.
>>678412401
Wut 'appened luv?
>>678413081
This
cringe thread?
also meanwhile in Sweden
>>678410779
>>678410639
stop triggering my urges
>>678410779
That is why Sweden is fucked up. With ussies like that, who can control what is coming?
>>678410779
>AUTISM
AUTISM
Yea sure ill dump a couple
Get in here faggots. "Tomboy" thread! Picked this up a few days ago. Dumping what I have.
>>678407828
Title, post it
>>678408001
Huh?
>be me
>whiterun guard
>helping man with sweet roll crime
>man comes into town with sickass armor
>man stands still for hours
>still waiting for something
>he moves a bit
>he then starts going on a rampage
>killing all in sight even my fellow guards
>ohfuck.jpg
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>>678405791
Kek good job anon
>>678405791
and the worst green text award goes to....
OP! from whiterun!
and dead from that arrow in my knee earlier
tfw trap and loli threads get more reply's than this.. I spent a whole 10 minutes into it
>>678407861
it was good
I'm so lonely
Considering an heroing but too pussy
Have had lots of friends in the past but at this point I just go to work and talk to nobody, do my online class work and go to the gym and talk to nobody. Wat do. Someone talk to me plz
Op here just to add I haven't gone out for fun in months
Hey. What are you going to school for? Why have you stopped going out with your friends?
>>678406526
If you kill yourself, you'll just get re-born as a new person. And killing yourself when you a human posting on /b/ seems like a bad idea. You're probably better off than three quarters of the world, at least. So then you're a bit ungrateful, and you'll probably end up getting reborn as a shit caste in India or Bangladesh.
Tldr; be careful when you kill yourself, you might Quantum Leap into a worse body.
In a similar situation myself. Just keep working and get rich as fuck then you'll have friends.
Who do you think will win the Game of Thrones?
king tommen will rule forever
Daenerys and Jon Snow
Ser Pounce
>>678408374
Khaleesi.
I know that's not her name but I don't know how to spell her actual monstrosity of a name so fuck you.
Maybe she's dead already, I just started season 4
Quick /b/,
I got work in 11 hours. Should I eat these mushrooms?
Bumping because I need verification in my life lol
yeah
No just wait till you get of next day.
Unless you do manual labour.
>>678406908
Cool. Then it's done
>>678406965
Eeehhhh I work for a hydroponic farm. Some manual labor, but it's chill work. Chill enough that we drink at work
ITT: we describe video games poorly.
>come back from cruise
>fuck buddy is killed
>you get blamed
>escape prison
>avenge fuck buddy
Pic unrelated
>>678405188
Dishonored
>>678405304
Nope :)
>>678405413
T.T
>wear stupid hat
>Get special rocks
>get locked in with creep for 7 years
>collect more special shit
>slay manbearpig
>>678405188
Watchdogs
wassup /b/ros
kissless virginfag here
so this chick im real into asked me if i wanted to tag along with her and a couple of friends to a casino (in another state) tomorrow night ive never ever ever been on a date before or anything close to a date. i told her id go but now im having doubts as i am super awkward in social situations and always make myself look retarded.
i really really need some advice/support here
thanks bros
>>678409162
Act like a human being.
>>678409162
first things first maybe you shouldnt post her number
You'll be fine. Just be cool.
>not editing out her number
>>678409162
Lmao it's not a "date" faggot, but what it is though is a one time chance for you to fuck this bitch and get out, so don't think of it as a date, it'll give yourself more pressure
Eving nigers
Maybe the worst post on this website, fucking kill yourself
>>678407823
i liked it
>>678407823
Ur just angry cus ur dad fucked ur asshile wen u wer 9
Nggr
Go to bed, op
New fb fap
which 1?
>>678408372
definitely right, you know shed do anything since she never has sex.
These never fucking work, but I'll always keep trying.
Where the Georgia peeps at? Anyone wanna party?
30/m/404/770/678/Gwinnet County
skype: throwawaythirteen
Tift county sounding off
>>678408765
ATL represent
I know all the hot spots and can show you an awesome time
I can get you drunk and show you some awesome sights
I'm gregarious and outgoing, and I can make friends with total strangers
I can give you a fun weekend you'll think about for years to come
too bad I'm going to bed now and I'm not gonna check the thread after posting
<:3
>>678409539
Dammit! I'm always surprised when /b/tards DON'T live in or around Atlanta. Tift County is the boonies, dawg.
>>678408765
Ayy lmao 678 reppin
706/Augusta/Disgusta
What's good? This place sucks lol
Tell me a good creepy space story /b/
I will finger blast you into space. I will bust inside you 5000 times before you could blink an eye. My Sperm would be traveling faster than light, into a younger version of yourself. A wormhole is created and I fuck that too. It makes me bust faster and faster, and it pulses and enlarges. The event horizon consumes us all and we become one atom. One true element. An element that takes up the entire periodic table in a mesh of primordial sophistication. An ooze intangible and unimaginable. Some sort of extra dimensional matrix of all existence. It will shoot electromagnetic radiation of all wavelengths simultaneously, corrupting atomic structures yet to be devoured. The decaying of the universe continues to accelerate until it is all gone, in a puff of nothingness. Now we are truly orgasming in ways beyond our mortal flesh could imagine. I fuck your non existent soul fragmented memory and ejaculate a spunk so spectacular the big bang occurs once again. And... We will meet once more... Sometime in the distant future
>>678408870
Well spank me silly and call me a hound dog that was the scariest thing I've ever heard!
Alienz... Alienz evwywher
>>678409145
Hello there, my name is Dave and I am a 43 year old man from Ohio. I am searching for the perfect Mommy Dom who will take care of me, feed me, bathe me, and occasionally spank me when I have been bad. I am bathroom and yard trained and used to wearing diapers and leashes. I am basically up for anything. Let me know if interested. Thank you for your time.
caught masterbating
caught jerking off
caught fucking
caught anything thread.
(PIC NOT RELATED)
i was caught once
This is now a cow thread
I was caught fucking my cousin once, didn't turn out so good.
>>678408364
nonono
>be me
>13
>going through puberty
>just move into new house
>decide to jerk off in room
>sit in computer chair and start going at it
>door swings open (door has no lock)
>mom is right there
>stare dead at her with dick still in hand
>she leaves
...
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North Korea is best Korea
>>678408166
Ground test of new ICBM.
so basically your country is just like america?
tbh it looks like a nice place
>>678408166
are you yoking or being cereal?
probably less of a police state then america. shit u already got legal weed before us..
How often does /b/ shower?
Once, every morning. Twice if working out that day.
Good thread, fella.
Every fucking day. I make money. I'm not a nigger.
5 times a day
guys who don't shower at least once per day: You know it feels good right? dumb fucks
Everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
