>You're able to watch your life from beginning to end as if it were a TV show
>one part comes up that makes you cringe hard
>what happened /b/?
>>714298162
Middle school
Met an older guy on Craigslist and he didn't understand boundaries or how to do a hookup really.
Got raped too so maybe that idk?
>>714298162
Being born
>>714298246
Didn't mean to make it suddenly really awkward
rate?
Follow the rules
>>714297480
fucking fat pig
>>714297480
Tits or gtfo
>>714297480
would fuck her not more
no friendship no relationship
wouldn't even tell her my real name
hell i wouldn't treat her as a human being with rights like me
just use her for sex
g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today
>>714298070
Zoloft and adderall.
>>714298497
Im on Prozac, thinking adderall might actually make it work right. Howd you get them both?
Ganja, and it being my last day of work.
i'm killing myself slowly by alcohol
God tier water
>>714299247
reverse osmosis is the way to go
>implying you fucks know anything about good water.
I want to kill myself but do not want to hurt the small hand full of people that care about me. Life has been nothing but melancholy, a perpetual feeling of emptiness, and the briefest moments of happiness. Everybody around me is so fucking stupid and unaware they are slaves. Do know how it feels to point to someone's slave master and have them tell you that their master is there to protect them and has their interests in mind?
>>714298169
Pull an Into the Wild. Go on a camping trip, toss yourself in a ravine. After like 3 days they'll start to worry and send a search party. If they find you, they'll assume you slipped in while hiking. If they don't, they might even wonder if you're still alive somewhere.
Either way, their grief will be much less painful than finding you in a bathtub with your wrists slit. Obvious suicide says "Their life made them unhappy. I am part of their life. I made them unhappy." Natural accidents are just unfortunate.
u should kill ur self
>>714298169
>Go to a country with a lot of boating/fishing/scuba stuff
>Challenge someone to a dive off
>"Dive to deep"
>Done
>>714298169
Making this thread again? The old one isnt even over. Kill yourself
sup /b/, found this video and i wonder, what the third thing is the grandma takes. thanks
>grandma
That bitch is 30-somethng, enjoy
Nectar collector style dab rig
>>714298469
It's a dab
alrighty
Getting pegged regularly by a friend with benefits now. Shit is so cash.
Ask me anything
Me 26 160lb her 19 110 lb
Dubs or 69 gets short webm
Roll
Dubs get
99
Roll
I need advice /b/
>start talking to girl
>really like girl
>she is 18, im 22
>we fuck hang out almost date
>she starts talking to my younger brother briefly on facebook
>stops seeing me for a while
>they hang out few times
>she ends up fucking him and giving him head twice fucked up on xanax encouraged by him
>her and I start talking again and I have no knowledge of any of this
>month goes by of her and I dating and I see she leaves her fb open on my ipad
>see msgs and find out about brother
>same day she hooks up with ex she cheated on with for me
>gave him head and puked up his cum in front of me
>wtf
I really like this girl. alot. left my girlfriend for her. she really likes me and wants to show me shes done with that. technically she didnt cheat on me because we werent dating when any of this happened... but its my brother.
wut do /b/
i'm sincerely sorry, but you're a beta fag. you can't stay with someone like that
>>714298343
it sucks because I caught feelings and then found out after I was ready to date her she did that shit between seeing me.
Delete that bitch faster than Hillary's emails.
Bruh. It's 1 girl out of 7billion people. The fuck you want some skank ass hoe for anyway? Find you a top dolla hoe.
I'm goin to cum on my sisters butt plug and put it up my ass
i bet it's still a good idea in retrospect
>>714299151
Why not just cum in your sisters ass? Cut out the middle man
rate?
>>714298472
U sure bout that?
Ugly and I will be able to make jokes about her
>>714298472
She is gorgeous af, so stop asking. Otherwise I would'nt have dl the pic.
>>714298472
turd/10
Is it even worth rolling?
Fuck it
>>714298280
Well more than half suck.
So here's hoping not 1, 3, 4, 7, 9, or 0.
0's iffy. It's objectively a good thing, but I LIKE sleep.
>>714298280
Rolling for 3, this is my fetish.
>>714298280
cock biscuits
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/12/are-jews-white/509453/?utm_source=feed
What does /b/ think?
>>714295972
"white" is just a label that rich people like us using because it perpetuates the infighting among poor people
Pics of girls cheating
Bump
fuck it start rolling
>>714296319
Roll
roll
roll
roll
>December 24th, 2013
>Christmas eve
>Go downstairs to have dinner with family
>No tendies on the table
>"Mommy, where's tendies?"
>"Santa said you were a bad boy, anon"
>Lost my year's worth of GBP
>"Santa you fucking liar!"
>Run to my room, reeing with the force of 1000 suns
>Wait until midnight
>No sleigh to be seen
>Wait 2 more hours
>Fucking coward
>Hear noise from parents' room
>Open door
>See man with white beard fuck mommy
>"What the fuck!?"
>Man gasps
>Man has the exact same voice as my dad
>It's clear to me
>Santa killed my dad and absorbed his soul
>Fucking Norwegians
>Blackmail my mom
>Unlimited GBP
>mfw
>Man has the exact same voice as my dad
Lost
Feels thread.
I'll start in the next post
>>714296686
fag
Jew
Nigger
Ok /b/ I might owe American University at least 50 thousand dollars. I applied early thinking that's what you're supposed to do and was shocked to receive a letter saying i got in. Well, i guess there's something called Early Decision where the school assumes you have the money ready to go which is why i got in. If this is the case then i'm stuck in a binding contract and owe American University at least 50 K. On top of that once you get an Early Desisicion no other schools give you money so im basically fucked. Stay tuned to find out what happens next and dubs decides what I say when i call the school in ten minuets.
"50k, eh? Gonna have to suck a lot of dick for that kind of money."
>>714297461
I called the school. Turns out there's no such as thing as early decision for transfer students but yea I would have had to suck ALOT of dick for that money. I'm so fucking relived
>>714296859
Just go to a community college for the first two years and transfer to a better school after. First two years are pretty much the same anywhere you go.
>>714297816
That's what I did. I'm up to the transfer part now
Why are Britfag so butt hurt we Americans just elected whats going to be the greatest President ever??
You're on an Island that's just over half the size of the state of California!
Some Anon fag on here posts some hot grill and only a few pots down some butt hurt euro fag turns it into "Trump this or Trump that".
>>714296362
either you're serious and you're a faggot; or you're trolling and you're a faggot.
Britain used to rule the world with their tampon sized island. Now the U.S. does. All it takes is one terrible President for the U.S. empire to fall. If the US empire falls then Russia or China will rule the world. Britain would rather be the pet poodle to the U.S. instead of Russia or China.
>jealousy
> But.... dont forget the cry babies still thinking they have a voice from their cribs.
>I know a ton of cry babies scared they might have to actually work and get a fucking job now.
>Proudly voted for Trump!!
>>714296511
China owns the USA as it is.
Trips decide what picture I take for my payment card
The Netherlands
Post on entry
nope nope nope
Go to mobilephonefreaks tumblr.com instead, no FBI there.
