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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
EHG is such a fucking pussy. Absolutely refuses to draw a correlation between memes and all of these recent DRAW THREADs.
i'd fuck ehg's drawings
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
>>689564335
arigato
First attempt at pixel art.
Would appreciate it if someone improved it in any way you see fit, i wanna learn.
Tips welcome aswell.
EHG says he has trouble walking around, does that mean he's a Crip?
Guns don't kill people
People kill people
Okey america
>>689570289
Guns make people killing people easier.
1 person with a gun can kill alot of people in a shopping mall
1 person with a knife can kill 1-2 and hurt 1-3 before being subdued. Good chance that they don't die from the wounds aswell.
>>689570289
roll
Then why are there close to zero shooting massacres in Switzerland?
>>689570289
>someone on twitter said it
>it must be true
Your generation is fucked.
CTRL + V thread /b/
NO CHEATING!
GO!
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy,...
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>>689564320
La réalité apparente étant purement illusoire n'a aucune matérialité
Rurururururururururururururururururururururururururu oioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio
I can't remember why the fuck I have this copied.
>>689564582
Grenouille posteur répéré, comment allez-vous Ânon ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heRorlRdmdI
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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Miho claimed
The usual.
Tohsaka claimed
>>689574661
Nice claim.
ITT: "cuck thread" we post girls we know and other anons say how they'd fuck them
>>689563010
>>689563010
Facial abuse.
>>689563280
if you don't like it, don't enter the thread? thanks for the bump tho
>>689563381
Skull fuck her till she stops fucking smiling then cum down her throat till she passes out, continue to have her slob my nob as I throat fuck her till she's begging for air .
Broke up with my girlfriend after discovering she cheated with a work colleague.
Photo related.
/b/ gets her phone number. Count to 10.
Lol wtf
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Op here.
One more pic to generate interest.
1
2
YLYL hard edition
>>689562374
micro image
>>689562374
Thanks for keeping it below 5kb I don't know what I'd do if I went over my 6kb limit
Hey /b/
Feel like practicing my Patrick Warburton impression.
Ask me to say some things
Where the fuck did my nigger go?
Fuck me in my asshole daddy
>>689543419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ImmeuI9nAr
>>689543487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LWkK0lXqfz
>>689543650
Wow, you're not half bad bro. Say "Swag swag Gucci for rizzle mcshizzle, dawg."
Wizard game faggots
Roll
rull
Checked
>>689565433
>>689565507
Reroll
>>689565190
Rolling for SKELETON!!!
niggeroll
Celeb appreciation thread - please post what you got in here
I'd appreciate her large tits, if you get my drift OP
>>689562187
>>689562404
No bra, really?
Cuck thread continued, post your wifes and gf's
>>689565119
You like her op?
>>689565542
A lot
I would impregnate her
>>689565912
I would spread her leg on the bed, and fuck her cervix out
You have nudes?
>>689566066
Nah she's way to prude to send nudes, had to put in work just to get head
post pics of your girlfriends
Post another one anon
>>689557879
nude? i'm watchin
Why'd u delete anon? She was v cute.
Hey /b/ Femanon here we are forming a group of feminists with strap ons to roam the streets in gangs to find and pin down men to rape them and make them squirm like the cis pig scum they are if you resist been pinned down by us you are guilty of rape because we are women and we shouldn't have to face consequences for anything infact our victims should face consequences for us. #pegging4equality
Consequences will never be the same.
>>689549721
I know you are a troll.
A real feminist wouldn't say that out loud.
>>689549905
You listen to me you cis scum I will peg the shit out of you and you'll end up in jail for assaulting me.
>>689549905
>A real feminist wouldn't say that out loud.
They won't admit their real plans.
>>689549721
Jokes on you, that's my fetish.
>>689550148
We will make sure you are pegged by a large women #healthyatanysize
White meat, black buns.
Pls bump
I think black women are really hot. But somehow only when they have really dark skin. its weird
>>689562846
pic related
>>689562846
Opposite for me, the darker the skin the less attractive in my opinion
Right before the end of last round, red was hit by both Dark Green and Purple with trips each and other dubs.
Will red recover?
Red moves into DG
>>689570350
WE WILL NEVER BACK DOWN. RED > DG
>>689570350
Nope. Purple fucks red
Not only will red recover, red will prevail.
Red > DG
>>689570350
I've got the template. How are you supposed to add colours to it OP??
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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who
>claim
Best type moon claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
In honor of summer starting soon, let's get a bikini thread going
>>689559953
dutch slut here
>>689560681
Public nudity thread
>>689540823
Bump ... It's really hard to find trap public nudity
>>689541019
>traps
F A G G O T
my bf gets sooo mad at me when i do that when we're outside but i cant help myself its so fun :(
Is that Bunnings?
BEST LOLI?
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/319/
>>689549197
define best
>>689551273
Biggest tits
Well /b/, looks like I'm going to jail.
Girlfriend got drunk and kept slapping me, tried holding her off but she kept attacking, so I had to fuck her up a bit. Thought she'd sleep it off when I left. Just woke up and she posted this on her facebook.
I figure I have around 15 min before they come knocking.
Dont say anything until you're lawyered up
>>689542776
im feelin sorry for you anon, you did the right thing
> pray for anon
> #freeAnon
>>689542954
Listen to this guy. Don't say anything except the words, "I want to talk to my lawyer."
The cops will do and say almost anything to get you to talk: If you say NOTHING the odds of you getting out of this go WAY up.
Don't talk to cops.
DONT SAY SHIT get that lawyer first
