You know what to do
Will I like the new school I'm at this year?
Roll
Will I ever kill anyone? rollerino
will i get laid on the beach next week?
Is OP a faggot?
ITT: The fastest, easiest ways you have made money.
>sold some oregano to a middle schooler for $20
gambling. most texas holdem cash games. not high stakes but i made 10k in one night once
>mowed a neighbors lawn for $25 multiple times but actually just hired a mexican for $15 to do it for me
s/fur
Bye Dash
Drawthread
Edition edition
>>697390494
wut... hes just a brat.
>>697390539
it was supposed to be a face, but i fuc9ed up, my bad.
>>697390856
Aw, qt.
I'm sleppy.
/r/ loli butts
>>697391570
>those feet
>those hands
yo /b/,
So i overdrafted my bank account by mistake and have like a $100 negative balance on there that I have really no way of paying for. I don't have the money to pay that, plus any bills I have I'm so terrified I'm gonna get evicted and lose my home because of this.
I know I'm gonna get slammed with hate on here because of this and I know this will probably never work I'm just sooo desperate and this is a last resort because I obviously really really really don't want to resort to full on prostitution. Please try to understand my situation like I'm so scared and I don't know what to do.
So I decided I'll sell skype shows to anyone who is interested. I know its only the internet and I don't expect to make much, if anything. But I can do personalized requests and whatnot and I'm willing to do just about anything (outside of any crazy extreme shit like scat or something).
Hit me up if anyone is interested you don't even know how much i would appreciate it. And before anyone says it, I do have a job, but minimum wage only goes so far I was barely paying my bills as it was.
My skype is lizzymerdeth5
I can only take google wallet unfortunately which is [email protected]
thanks so much.
Man the harpoons. We got us a land whale
>>697397169
>obviously fake timestamp
>only accepts google wallet
this is pretty srs bait right here
>>697397346
lolwut
>>697397169
Probably not a good idea to put your real name up here.
itt: Hillary cannot become the next US President; she is quite literally the embodiment of EVERYTHING that is wrong with US politics.
>>697393035
Good thing we have Trump, he's the embodiment of Russias policies and will hand the US over to our new master Putin.
If you don't already know Trump works for Putin and is a Russian puppet and his campaign is funded and controlled from Russia.
>>697393595
Nice tinfoil hat, bro...
If Trump was a Democrat I might have considered him, but instead he flipped sides and teamed up with the religious nut jobs.
Now the Republicans are the party of Jesus and Trump; like the gop really needed another overweight, old whiner.
Post pretty mixed girls
>>697394460
>pretty
>mixed
pick one
real battle stations. take a shot of your current station. don't clean anything up edition.
>>697394645
>gaymer keyboard
>gaymer mouse
>shit teir speakers
>case easily kicked
>gaymer case leds
>beats headphones
>poor cable managetment
>dirty mouse pad
0/10
>>697395234
>AIO cooler
>shit cable management
>shit waifu
>gaymer keyboard
>gamer mouse
>desktop icons too large
0/10
I'm bored. Dubs decides what I cut into my leg.
CHEF
KS
and make it big
SPQR
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
shouldnt share thread
rebooting with this hottie
please return OP
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ob7ug9invif5rxb/AACoRItvz_KDpLsr_ZuiZ23Ea?dl=0
>>697402336
Come back OP, need moar
rule34
/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH" Its not that im sick of 4chan just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. Developed girls are one thing. But you're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.
Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.
Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".
Gore/rekt threads. Repost central. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.
Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
TL;DR, loli is for pedophiles, you're a faggot if you watch trap, you're a virgin pathetic beta for watching R34/Incest, grow attached to a 17 year old girl, but Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Fuck your feels, no one wants to see your cock, actually contribute in porn threads, and stop shitposting copypasta. Also, Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
Faggots.
>>697386035
He's not wrong ya know
>>697386035
I agree
>>697386035
just think of the decent thread which you could have made instead of this one
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>697391632
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>697398641
You're too adorable, I couldnt resist~
Saber claim
>>697398759
Cute image
>>697398940
I've come to the point nothing can really make me cry, but can make me really really sad.
Rem claimed
i have nothing to contribute, but i need a cringe thread, and i cant find any.
>>697383597
op here i found this image on google.
pls help.
>>697383597
got you fam
>>697384368
thanks, daddy.
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>>697393497
that's not a very good color scheme
>>697393340
nou
>>697393475
Why would you think that?
>>697393581
kappa
>>697393597
Just saying hi.
Katia a shit.
>>697393696
It's just a meme.
Chubby thread v3!!
Will you be saved?
>Guy Fieri
I'm gonna be just fine
>>697389849
Maybe if you're kidnappers live in flavortown
>>697389744
Captain Janeway. I'm good.
>>697389744
i just watched one punch man so..... i think i'm gonna be saved.
Ctrl+F "ylyl"
0 results
Fuck, guess I'm the cunt starting a YLYL thread
is it dangerous to talk about/post loli on 4chan?
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/447/
No?
Yes, you're under arrest.
>>697376341
why is mara crying? did you touch her?!
H-hey Anonymous!
Had a bad day? W-week? Month? Year?
Need some h-help? M-maybe just a hug?
Someone to give you advice, or j-just tell you it will b-be alright?
I'm here for you, Anonymous. Don't suffer in silence.
when will my suffering end
My friend and I smoked a bowl then rode his jetskis. I fucking crashed his and cut my head open. I swore up and down to him that it wasn't the weed but it totally was the weed that made me crash. Support please
>>697384387
W-why are you suffering?
Thank god you are back,
I dont know if its a mental illness or not, but I cant feel stress. Im never stressed, I cant feel when something is cute neither. Im not trying to be an edgelord, I promise. Im serious, Do any of you guys experience this too?
When in "cute situations" i just kinda play along, I dont feel anything about a small pupper or my neighbors kitten, I like them off course and want to hug them since their fur looks nice and fluffy but no special feelings.
And when someone tryes to stress me out im just kinda "I know what you're doing kid"
In stressful situations I also kinda just try to play along and try to be quicker than usual. Yet I dont feel anything special.
Is this anything to care about?
