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Post your ex
>>768643382
https://youtu.be/7NkUOr1xAO8
>>768643382
Holy shit, was she lactating or just had a kid?
>>768643382
Post more wierd titties
>>768643382
my ex. fap and enjoy her..
Tributes: Part 3
hopefully anon from last thread can join >>768649525
>>768649865
tribute my crush on kik
fb12321
Way ahead of ya >>768649865
>>768650009
so fucking hot
FB/IG Thread #5
>>768650277
more of her?
Like?
>>768650743
>>768650743
>>768650770
>be me
>dad kicked me out the house
>newly homeless
>clothes don’t look too bad
>idea.jpg
>walk into Walmart, grab cart
>go to microwaves
>grab display model
>go to canned food
>grab ravioli
>find plugin at back of electronics
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Oh boy
yes moar
>>768647050
Please, sir, regale us with more stories from the memoirs entitled "Shit that Never Happened."
I'm going to reserve this idea for if I ever become homeless, thanks OP.
moar
Kik:
.Mistress_Mayhem.
I won't talk to anybody I don't find cute. I'm just bored.
tits with time stamp proof
>>768640393
This
>>768640393
this or fuck off
go to reddit or some place if you are looking for normie nice guys
Fucking kik me, if you're cute, believe me you'll fucking get it. And if you just so happen to, post it for all others to see. Currently not one of you fags on here have impressed me with your looks. I'm tired of doing timestamps with nothing but neckbeards in return.
Oh, or if one of you has dick piercings (fuckin prove it) and send that shit to my kik, ill post a set of nudes on this thread.
Post name for inv if scan doesn’t work
>>768646393
batspider24
Add pbg201
add gburrzzy
Add Aaronbaconk
Rick1462
What's the most fucked up or illegal thing u have done
>>768633265
i'm only here for cannabis corpse.
>>768635112
I'm with u sir
>>768633265
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>>768633265
Tonight?
I tried to pick a fight with my junkie roommate and ran him out of the house, with his white trash girlfriend crying and running after him.
I really hate getting mad.
That shit felt good though, cheered me right the fuck up.
I've been too depressed, time for some weed and death metal. He might yet come back for that ass whooping.
>>768633265
I completely forgot about Cannabis Corpse. Thank you.
Comfy thread
strong thunderstorms gonna start in an hour, i will get all comfy and enjoy soon.
>>768642572
Lucky
Do Latinas like white guys?
>>768646381
I dated one for 11 years, she adores me so much that she has a new bf and is still texting me. She wants me bad.
>>768646381
I dated a Peruvian girl for a little while. She was 4'11 with a tight little body and worshiped the white cock. She also preferred anal because she said that was the only way she could orgasm. I never complained.
>>768646634
pic related
>>768646786
did you ever eat her ass?
>>768647589
moar!
I love her hair
Have you anons ever fucked a chubby girl off tinder? Not really into this girl but she super liked and idk if I want to stoop that low
>>768642129
If she super liked you she'll probably gladly give you head, If she's got a cute face go for it, unless she's obese. Then just jerk off instead.
You might not even have to see her naked.
>>768642283
ill probably just jerk off. this bitch asked for my number only after 3 messages. sounds kinda weird to me
do it op
why not go on bumble
One time I drove 2 hours to meet a girl, she was fatter and less attractive than expected but I got too drunk to drive home and ended up fucking her so I had a place to stay for the night.
That was a low point.
>nothing happens when you die
None of you actually believe this right?
Well, something happens. You stop breathing, your brain shuts down and your loved ones lose their shit. But yeah, once you're dead, that's it.
>>768643052
I do believe. You become in a state the same as before you were born.
You just dont exist.
Im just wondering if after some quantillion billion gogol years somewhere your consiousness can reappear and even without any memories you can become you again? This i think can only happen only if we live in an infinite universe or in a constant looping universe - where the universe expands and collapses back to the bigbang to form a new universe. And even with this chances are pretty small
The only reason I would expect something, is so they get a chance to explain the system to me. It's so full of pointless nonsense on every level. Either they designed life badly or it was never meant to be played the way we do.
>>768643903
Your shit sez differently.
>Member of the underworld since conception. lol.
>>768644479
>it was never meant to be played the way we do.
That's the basis of most religions out there, especially Christianity.
How can god be all loving if he allows pointless suffering, I'm not even talking about murder or rape caused by humans to other humans, but shit like disease or flies that eat the eyes of children through no fault of their own. Either god can help but does not making him a monster or he is not powerful enough to help, and in that case, why bother worshiping him?
>>768641493
because papa nurgle loves you
>>768641493
Look around you, if you all knowing and all powerful, would you help such ignorant disgusting creatures? Also death is nothing to god, god created death, therefore anyone who has gone to death he can bring back by way logic.
>>768642826
>creates humans by his likeness
>doesnt help them in need cause we are "ignorant disgusting creatures"
Way to go god ya hypocritic bastard
>>768641493
Humans make up shit all the time. Sorry that the idea of god has stuck with you. Just forget it.
Likeness is not exactly the same, also don't forget freewill. Also we are suppose to learn from our downfall & improve ourselves to refine our soul of inpurity
catch me outside sexy pics>?
she is trash danielle cohn is better
>>768644378
isnt this bitch like 15
14 year olds are incapable of being sexy they dont have the motor skills
>>768644842
This bitch isn't anything.
>>768644378
I am 12 and what is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJX zohdF-MA
America and free country.. nice joke HAHAHHA
Zionists control you in every aspect of your sad fucking life.
Prove me wrong you cocksuckers
>>768640308
>>>/x/
>>>/pol/
Pick one you schizophrenic faggot
>>768640442
Yeah, make way for another thread where we wait for nudes of girls.
>>768640442
Just regarding the FACTS and ignore everything that counts as conspiracy you get to the conclusion that zionism and related organizations are a problem in the united states. So no, I'm not schizophrenic but you're an uninformed and ignorant faggot
>>768640308
Fuck America
But liberals were triggered, r-right?
Celeb Thread
>>768649324
No Amy schumer
>>768649409
This is a BABS thread
>>768649409
Ok. Just no spam pls
I haven't seen any mbb here in ages..
Pics promised not to share, (or did you...?)
>>768648095
https://www.instagram.com/radvxz/
>>768648233
>>768648240
California pictures you shouldn't share
![[000455].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VKo8cKy.jpg "[000455].jpg")
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909 here
give up the Bakersfield whores
>>768643090
Looks like she could grow a good bush.
Our resources are limited /b/
Evens survive the *snap* while odds get the fuck off this board forever
>help me balance the universe
>>768641342
I’ll bite. Roll.
>>768641342
rolling because I am the cancer killing /b/
Hmmm.... okay.
Is it destiny for me to leave? Or do I have a higher calling here?
roll
Prove you’re white
>>768641123
thats a really shitty skull tat
I check in to restaurants on yelp hoping for a coupon, everywhere I go
I also like crocs
death in june fan? nice. im more of a boyd rice guy myself.
Today I went to a local smoothie shop, hiked up a coastal mountain, got in my 2012 Honda Accord and went to Panera for a BBQ Chicken Flatbread.
>>768641222
What’s wrong with the tattoo? It’s basic but it looks great imo
My father and I do side work every Saturday. Yard work, scrap metal, ranch hand, clean, paint, etc.
Roll, post more
roll a rino
Ruh ruh ruh roll
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