DEU-Faden Fortsetzung #Plagiat.
Was geht?
Kein Bier vor vier. Aber es ist IMMER nach vier. Mind blown?
Wie ausgeprägt ist euer Unten-Syndrom?
Wurde Kesha (wer immer das ist) wirklich von ihrem Producer überraschungsgepoppt?
Sollten wir ein phattes Wohnmobil auf den Mars schicken? Einfach weils cool ist?
>>671842977
>Was geht?
nachdenken, warum ich nicht am freitag nach 2 wochen wieder ins fitti sollte
>Kein Bier vor vier. Aber es ist IMMER nach vier. Mind blown?
ja
>Wie ausgeprägt ist euer Unten-Syndrom?
mein was
>Wurde Kesha (wer immer das ist) wirklich von ihrem Producer überraschungsgepoppt?
greatest hits v2
>Sollten wir ein phattes Wohnmobil auf den Mars schicken? Einfach weils cool ist?
klaro
>>671842977
ich bumpe mal
ale weg???
Sie nannten ihn den pumpmeister.
Richfag reporting in.
I will give away 3 games of any price to anyone who roll trips.
Remember to post id.
OP here. Forgot to say 1 game per trips.
/gfoster97
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zeom248/ roll
Tremixion
Pre-order Dark Souls 3
post number indicates which side of ww2 you are fighting for
dubs means you're a jew in a death camp
trips mean you get cucked while at war
>>671848610
7 get
>>671848644
Kek
>>671848610
Rolling
s/fur
im a little low on music right now, anyone care to share any songs/albums?
>>671845817
that must have been awkward
need to get off that train.
cya later when I'm at home
>>671846021
here's a goodie, you can find it on youtube
Black girl thread cont
>>671846264
Jesus fuck
Hooker stories, I'll start. Went in a business trip and the company put me up at a nice hotel. Did the most logical thing and ordered a hooker. It was pretty late like 3 in the morning. She said she'd be there in 15 minutes so I give her my room number. An hour later she says she's running late. I text her and tell her not to come as I'm about to go to sleep. She says that that she's driven along way. I stop answering her text and start to fap because I'm still horny. I finally get to sleep. About 20 minutes there's loud knocking at the door and I'm like wtf because it woke me up and I'm all disoriented. I realize it's probably the escort so I ignore her. She starts making a big racket and finally open the door. I was already to yell at her and tell her to take off because she took to fucking long and I was tired and trying to sleep. MFW I opened the door and she was a 8/10, (her pic wasn't good on backpage and it was a small town so there weren't very many options). So I did the next logical thing and fucked her. She was the most persistent hooker I've ever met. She wasn't leaving without that dick. So I gave it to her.
>>671826497
no hooker stories here but i shall give you a bump
> Too drunk to function
> Walking through Vegas casino
> Rando hooker offers service
> Surewhynot.jpg
> Get to room and start fucking
> Ask her to get on all fours to do her from behind
> She asks for more money
> Only have 60, she agrees
> Bang her hard and fast until I cum
It wasn't until next morning that I realized that she thought I wanted anal, which I didn't. I only wanted to fuck her doggie style.
Bitch made out with an extra 60.
Vegas.
>>671826497
Post her pic
> First night in Tokyo
> Online escort service
> Girl shows up
> 6/10 face, 1/10 teeth
> Fucked her on the floor, bed, couch, chair
> Fucked for an hour
> NotSureHowLastedSoLong.jpg
> She mentions time is almost up near end of hour
> Less than epic orgasm
>be me
>avid believer of democratic ideals
>hatch brilliant ruse to push mid-line voters to liberalism and end GOP once and for all
>become ridiculous caricature of conservatism
>write speeches with express intent to alienate and offend
>mfw american masses eat it up and support me
>mfw my ruse is backfiring as I gain more and more support
>mfw I'm now broken inside, a tragic hero crucified by my own people because they're unable to see what's actually at stake here
>mfw I start daydreaming of the moment it all comes out and I can end the pretending before realities comes crashing back
>mfw the american train is rolling into the chasm, and I caused it.
No ship can go down without its captain. This is my fate now. The charade carries on.
> mfw Hillary says she wants to be president
> mfw me and my billionaries buds make sure she does
>>671841433
dubs declare
>>671840581
If Americans are so stupid as to elect this malcontent as president, then they deserve what they get.
Im from Spain.
Ask me anything /b/
>>671840224
I was in Barcelona half a year ago, where are so many Spanish people either thiefs or Guido's (despite not being Italian they dress the same)
>>671841072
Where=why
>>6718410
We call them "Canis", and concerning thieves that happens in very turistic/crowded places such as Barcelona.
Have you ever eaten a McRib?
Hey faggots, I drive a boosted 500 hp Honda Civic. What car do you drive? Please no pieces of shit.
At the front wheels.... Faggot. -.-
>>671841539
Converted to AWD fag
Cmon niggers post your shit piles
>>671841634
pics or it didnt happen. also dyno slip or you're a lying faggot
Roll fags
Roll
rollan
rollin'
>>671838371
rerollin
Good ol fashioned pics you shouldn't share
>>671840074
>>671840205
>>671840278
Cringe thread. Time to feel better about life.
You boner you lose YBYL
NEW THREAD!
NEW GIRL!
DUBS (or higher) DECIDES!
>I won't fuck up this time, promise.
Hey sexy lady
K
Hey
Roses are red
Violets are blue
suck my dick
Cont from last thread. Again.
faggot, post your own dick or she don't know its yours.
>>671843503
post dick now!
>>671843503
your dick or she won't suck it
no feet thread? alright
I'm a radiohost, and in one hour I will talk about whitewashing and racism in Hollywood.
How will you, /b/ defend that so few minorities get major roles in Hollywood?
>>671826866
Haha I think we all know why this is
Tits or I can't talk to u
>>671827062
I'm a dude
>>671826866
Racism is valid.
Pictures of butts and butt holes.
>>671831767
Gonna have to say I'm not a great big fan of that picture.
>>671831329
moar. looks like my gf
>>671831041
Roll
I post
>>671831041
roll
s/fur
