Cringe thread?
>>671845946
My god that's fucking nasty
Bumping
Look what just arrive!! Im so exited ... What should i do first?
>>671849566
rekt dat pussi!
>>671849566
They are shite.. doesn't feel real at all. Feels more like a vagina when you use your hands.
>>671849566
Missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>>671849566
Put your dick in it
Parents discover your FAP folder.
How much fucked you are?
I'm 30.
Wouldn't give a fuck.
Even if I was 15 and my parents found my fap folder.
Wouldn't give a fuck.
OP is a faggot.
>>671840370
fuck off, paki.
>>671840370
my fap folder has pics of your mom sucking bbc so why am I fucked?
>>671840370
jail
Faces of /b/
Also, rate fags
>>671848835
Oh 4chinz, wat a pic troll u are
Sup, fuckers??
How ya'll doin' on this fuck of a Wednesday???
>>671848835
Rate: OP is always a faggot.
I'm never gonna tell you this again
But gonna say it any way
I give myself insomnia
But you should know this to
When up late at night I wonder
I'm never gonna fall asleep again
I'm gonna try my best
To let you know
That you are amazing
But down in my heart I know
I've never seen such beauty
I'm gonna let it out
I run from everything
Even around my thoughts
When and where I don't know
Somties desert I run from
But you need to know
I've never felt love
I'm gonna give it a shot
I make my choices
And you are one of them
I cry sometimes from past love
I've never see it like this
I'm gonna show you how
I say I love you
No goodbye or anything
It'll never change
It's gonna be amazing
I'll tell you soon
And a day will come
No lie I promise
When and where I don't know
Don't hurt my love for you
By you asking me when the time's not right.
I love to rickroll
Read the second word of each row
>>671849760
you look like this
Trips decides what rumour we spread on Twitter.
Let's do something half decent this time faggots
>>671848463
We use Twitter to mock and ask to Nintendo to fire Alison Rapp who advocates enabling pedophilia in Japan amd the US
Say that the government has released the original LSD formula
Donald Trump has a 10 inch cock
>>671848463
"Damn Daniel" has hidden Nazi Symbolism
ITT: we judge others by their names
>>671854205
Ryan
>>671854205
Bryan
Adolf
Cain
h/fur
gonna use the rest of my captchas to dump here
>>671857232
based
Teens
Drawthread: figthing fruit edition
DURST
Third.
>>671842108
Bae u got smash bc I have it too. I dont have MH tho :(
And I'm not rock hard. NOT YET. Also, done.
>>671841478
Sup, glad to meet you, I'm Magi.
>>671842679
fruit PUNCH!
Ask a man who's in a sexual/romantic relationship with his daughter anything.
FAQ;
>I'm 36, and she just turned 19 in February.
>The first time we did anything was a few months before her 13th birthday.
>She initiated, we continued mutually.
>We don't have other partners, we're committed to each other.
>After being separated since her birth, her mother left her with me when she was 6.
>We have posted her many times in the past several years.
>We will absolutely not post pics. Sorry.
you're a disgusting repulsive sad motherfucker
how's it feel to have ruined your daughter's life? hows it feel to know any chance of her having a normal romantic relationship is destroyed>?
Why are you such a degenerate, OP?
>>671847977
Faggot
Sage this shit
>>671847977
Why do you keep making the same thread over and over?
Discredit this
>inb4 you can't
>inb4 op can't inb4
>>671846187
>aiming with a gamepad
Your argument is irrelevant
>>671846822
As opposed to aiming with a keyboard? He means just for movement, you fuckwit.
You are correct, but a mouse is better than an analog stick. Seems like the best configuration is a mouse in the right and a joystick in the left.
push up thread
your last two numbers are the amount of push ups you gotta do within 1 hour
>three last if not pussy
U
fat bitches for days
>roll
LETS DO THIS.
>>671842005
fuckin 5
DEU-Faden Fortsetzung #Plagiat.
Was geht?
Kein Bier vor vier. Aber es ist IMMER nach vier. Mind blown?
Wie ausgeprägt ist euer Unten-Syndrom?
Wurde Kesha (wer immer das ist) wirklich von ihrem Producer überraschungsgepoppt?
Sollten wir ein phattes Wohnmobil auf den Mars schicken? Einfach weils cool ist?
>>671842977
>Was geht?
nachdenken, warum ich nicht am freitag nach 2 wochen wieder ins fitti sollte
>Kein Bier vor vier. Aber es ist IMMER nach vier. Mind blown?
ja
>Wie ausgeprägt ist euer Unten-Syndrom?
mein was
>Wurde Kesha (wer immer das ist) wirklich von ihrem Producer überraschungsgepoppt?
greatest hits v2
>Sollten wir ein phattes Wohnmobil auf den Mars schicken? Einfach weils cool ist?
klaro
>>671842977
ich bumpe mal
ale weg???
Sie nannten ihn den pumpmeister.
Richfag reporting in.
I will give away 3 games of any price to anyone who roll trips.
Remember to post id.
OP here. Forgot to say 1 game per trips.
/gfoster97
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zeom248/ roll
Tremixion
Pre-order Dark Souls 3
post number indicates which side of ww2 you are fighting for
dubs means you're a jew in a death camp
trips mean you get cucked while at war
>>671848610
7 get
>>671848644
Kek
>>671848610
Rolling
s/fur
im a little low on music right now, anyone care to share any songs/albums?
>>671845817
that must have been awkward
need to get off that train.
cya later when I'm at home
>>671846021
here's a goodie, you can find it on youtube
Black girl thread cont
>>671846264
Jesus fuck
Hooker stories, I'll start. Went in a business trip and the company put me up at a nice hotel. Did the most logical thing and ordered a hooker. It was pretty late like 3 in the morning. She said she'd be there in 15 minutes so I give her my room number. An hour later she says she's running late. I text her and tell her not to come as I'm about to go to sleep. She says that that she's driven along way. I stop answering her text and start to fap because I'm still horny. I finally get to sleep. About 20 minutes there's loud knocking at the door and I'm like wtf because it woke me up and I'm all disoriented. I realize it's probably the escort so I ignore her. She starts making a big racket and finally open the door. I was already to yell at her and tell her to take off because she took to fucking long and I was tired and trying to sleep. MFW I opened the door and she was a 8/10, (her pic wasn't good on backpage and it was a small town so there weren't very many options). So I did the next logical thing and fucked her. She was the most persistent hooker I've ever met. She wasn't leaving without that dick. So I gave it to her.
>>671826497
no hooker stories here but i shall give you a bump
> Too drunk to function
> Walking through Vegas casino
> Rando hooker offers service
> Surewhynot.jpg
> Get to room and start fucking
> Ask her to get on all fours to do her from behind
> She asks for more money
> Only have 60, she agrees
> Bang her hard and fast until I cum
It wasn't until next morning that I realized that she thought I wanted anal, which I didn't. I only wanted to fuck her doggie style.
Bitch made out with an extra 60.
Vegas.
>>671826497
Post her pic
> First night in Tokyo
> Online escort service
> Girl shows up
> 6/10 face, 1/10 teeth
> Fucked her on the floor, bed, couch, chair
> Fucked for an hour
> NotSureHowLastedSoLong.jpg
> She mentions time is almost up near end of hour
> Less than epic orgasm
>be me
>avid believer of democratic ideals
>hatch brilliant ruse to push mid-line voters to liberalism and end GOP once and for all
>become ridiculous caricature of conservatism
>write speeches with express intent to alienate and offend
>mfw american masses eat it up and support me
>mfw my ruse is backfiring as I gain more and more support
>mfw I'm now broken inside, a tragic hero crucified by my own people because they're unable to see what's actually at stake here
>mfw I start daydreaming of the moment it all comes out and I can end the pretending before realities comes crashing back
>mfw the american train is rolling into the chasm, and I caused it.
No ship can go down without its captain. This is my fate now. The charade carries on.
> mfw Hillary says she wants to be president
> mfw me and my billionaries buds make sure she does
>>671841433
dubs declare
>>671840581
If Americans are so stupid as to elect this malcontent as president, then they deserve what they get.
Im from Spain.
Ask me anything /b/
>>671840224
I was in Barcelona half a year ago, where are so many Spanish people either thiefs or Guido's (despite not being Italian they dress the same)
>>671841072
Where=why
>>6718410
We call them "Canis", and concerning thieves that happens in very turistic/crowded places such as Barcelona.
Have you ever eaten a McRib?
