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Odds: fap
Evens: sleep
Rolling
Sorry, no I don't have sauce on pic
Yeah I'll go for it.
>>674658375
poopkjkhkkjh
>>674658666
nice 666
>>674658375
Sauce plz
good night
dubs and milhouse becomes a meme
>>674657218
no
>>674657218
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>674657218
rolling
>>674657218
0/10 never even close to a troll
Roll
give me some pictures to shock normies
Is this edgy enough?
>>674658510
fuck off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674658730
Newfags look like toothbrushes
good night /b/ i'll just leave this here and you continue with the thread with type of your choice (rekt/ylyl recommended)
have fun!
>>674657868
hi
>>674657868
bump
>>674658601
>>674659150
Left or right thread
>>674657464
>>674657464
Left
>>674656999
Right. Tall with nordic features is a win. Also, nice trips
>>674657524
Left
God tier anime only. I'll start: Parasyte
Obligatory Cowboy Bebop
>>674657399
Steins;gate
>>674658252
I was just about to post that
El psy congroo
Kodomo no Jikan
The love of my life broke up with me yesterday. I was going through a really tough time in my life when we started dating and she was there for me even when I hated her. She's made my life significantly better. When I lost my job she gave me the motivation to get back to work and start applying. She made me want to go to school. She made me want to be a better person. I'm the kind of kid who has the anger to go shoot up a school I never attended, the only reason I haven't is because everytime I'm that angry I don't have the money for a gun or I can't
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>>674657313
more
nigger, i dont want any of that shit.
why the fuck you pussy fags think this is the solution baffles me
>im hurt, someone hurt the other person for me pls
grow up, if you cared about this girl you wouldn't act like a fucking bitch after things ended.
show some fucking respect you spineless piece of shit
>>674657983
fuck off.
Not dickhead anon here
Heartbreak sucks, but don't give up yet. I've learned most in life that if something is meant to be, it'll reoccur and come back to you. I've had super bad breakups that took 4 months of no communication then a sudden explosion of missing each other, back-together sex, and all that fun stuff. Granted, I kicked said girl to the curb because those 4 months made my interests change direction, but that's not the point.
Expect the worst, hope for the best. If she needs space, give her it. Go fuck some other broads in the...
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post it all OP
Name one reason why Trump isn't amazing.
>protoop you cont
>inb4 he b Hitler xDDDDDDDDDD are you serious??
Aside from the fact that all of his immigration proposals would almost certainly be shredded in congress of the supreme court over a long and arduous period (though technically possible, his immigration proposals would have to jump through so many legal and political hoops that the entire ordeal would be hopeless), let's also remember that his foreign policy understanding is Palin-tier or worse. The way he vaguely and sweepingly promises what he does regarding foreign relations and handling international conflict (without even bothering to consider the incredible amount of detail and care that makes decision making in that regard unsuitable for any serious margin of error) would very likely get the entire planet wiped out in a nuclear apocalypse, and that's not an exaggeration. His grasp on strategy and America's interwoven interests is virtually non-existent. As one of the debate moderators thankfully pointed out a month or so ago, but his fans were too blind to recognize, his regulatory and tax proposals would drive up the deficit trillions more than it already is and would rely on an constant, unrealistic annual growth percentage. Want fewer taxes? Consider the price. The media has been stumping the Trump ever since his campaign started. Everything listed here and more have been repeated to death for nearly a year, but all stubby-finger Trump has to do is make vague promises of wall building and mass deportation and he's got the vote in the bag. He won't get anything done. He won't be able to ship out illegal aliens in mass and bar Muslims from entering the country (and now that the GOP is against him, he's got bipartisan opposition), and he won't be able to "bomb the hell out of ISIS" without getting us all incinerated in the process. He won't make America great again. But that immigration pipe dream clogs any modicum of perspective for his fanboys.
He's Hitler
>>674657800
because hi isn't lord Putin \(*o*)/
>>674657800
Because we will go into WW3 within 1 month of him becoming president.
>>674657800
I need this wallpaper sized.
Heil Trump!
>your age
>your job
>your salary
>your experience
>>674656592
>your moot
19
none
none
none
none
>19
>gormet chef
>50,000 roughly
>3 years apprentice chef
>>674656592
>18
>High school
>Allowance, doing good
>Been doing this shit since 5
>>674656592
>22
>studend (social working)
>18,50$/hr (parttime job leading a youth club)
>9 years educating children
>6 years planing and doing holidays for teenagers around 12
>2 years teaching other fags about the shit i know
>3 years of university
>2 years on a suicide hotline
...
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>>674657324
>10 years of molesting children
How do you satisfy cuck fetish if single?
Vote for Bernie
>>674654996
>watch nigger porn
>beat off
>eat own cum
>????
>proffit
>>674654996
hire prostitute, goto swingers club.
>>674654996
You could always self immolate.
>>674655276
KEK=top
>call Dairy Queen
>ask if how much their mozzarella sticks are
>guy on the phone says they don't sell them
>wat.jpg
>get nervous hang up
>call back thinking he's lazy, ask if they ran out of cheese sticks
>he says they don't sell them anymore
>hang up because I'm socially awkward and call back in another voice
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They sell them right?
>call this Dairy Queen 9164894473
>ask how much their mozzarella sticks are
>post results
>>674654351
no, not where i live anyway. just feel good you can actually get food.
>visiting a friend
>says wanna get some dq?
>fuck yeah, i could go for a chicken basket
>friend says what?
>it's just ice cream
some people just don't know.
>>674655022
Can't get through
>>674655109
Weird, I can't remember the last time I went there for ice cream
If you kill this enemy, I made more.
Roll.
Bada Bing bada boom
roll bang bang
Rolling
>>674657099
Chekt but not correkt
let me shoot this guy
Hey /b/
Pulled this customer's car in for an oil change and saw this.
What exactly am I looking at here /b/?
>>674656417
That's p weird
OH SHIT OP GET OUT THE CAR
Multi-dildo Carrier is my guess.
>>674656417
I seriously cant even imagine what thats supposed to be used for
>>674656417
It's a device to tell you to get a real job.
I'm black and I've been browsing /b/ for close to a decade. AMA
>inb4 nigger
I have a career, pay my own bills, and don't have any kids.
>>674655743
Who the fuck cares? Tits or dick faggit.
>>674655743
Don't do this anon. You discredit us in seeking validation from white people. It's pathetic.
>>674655743
stealing shit isnt a career
>>674655911
/thread
Don't listen to the racists, OP.
My ex who I'm still in love with doesn't want to be apart of my life. Big help if you guys could cheer me up.
>>674655471
i don't want to cheer you up faggot.
Man up and stop being a bitch.
>>674655471
Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed morty, rise above stick to science
>>674655740
This helped a bit
>>674655471
love is for pussies
find a girl who has tits / hips and has a personality that doesnt drive you fucking nuts
Is there a full video of this anywhere?
you know buttholes smell right?
Bump for potential.
bumping this shit
>>674654336
Butt holes are delicious
bump!
dont you 404 on me
Thoughts on GG Allin /b/?
>>674656067
WP EZ
>>674656067
Cool guy. Not a normalfag
>>674656067
He was like the fine cheese of humans
>>674656067
Love him.
Got lots a rare shit.
signed 7inches and handmade tapes.
Here's a prison letter with serial killer trading cards
>>674657312
I'll post some cool GG shit
Has /b/ ever fucked their maid?
I ask because we recently got a new one who has been checking me out and smiling at me a lot, she has an amazing ass and nice tits, and tomorrow we'll be alone in the house.
Bumping with porn webms.
>>674654873
OP I never have but I definitely would if I got the chance. Go for it
Hay ladies, come cam for /b/! Lots of attention and fun.
Guys be nice, please
>>femanons
>>dot
>>org
shower webm thread
post your best shower webms
>>674653118
>>674652101
any more?
>>674654217
shower vids or from this girl?
>>674652101
Bump
>>674654356
any and all
