feels thread anyone?
>be me, 20, college
>finals season, don't know shit
>fucked around and just played csgo all semester
>tuition is super fucking expensive but parents are paying for it, even though i'm not super wealthy
>still can't work up the effort to try to do well
>skipping classes, picked up smoking cigs
>startingn to hate myself for being such a pathetic sack of shit
>>714276676
don't worry man.
be 23, been through what you are right this moment (it's my first semester back, took last year off)
things are looking up, smoking has been cut back a lot (if you have the desire, it'll happen naturally)
school isn't doing awesome but seeing all your friends graduate puts a bit of drive in the engine.
good luck my friend. the future is brighter than it appears.
>>714276272
>everyone thinks I'm a loser,insane
>finally finds a girl who really likes me
>got mad at her for not wanting to hang out because she was always busy
>falls deeper into petty bs
>has a local gang after my head for something stupid
>one of my best female friends went out of my life without a goodbye
>lonely as shit
>moving out of my state with barely any money to make beats for my friends while I sleep on the couch jobless
>also can't get over my first love, still have a necklace with her name on it
>mfw fag
OMFG the ass on this girl. can we at least just get along and agree that this is probably the greatest ass of all time? jesus, just look that that ass!!!!
love Mckayla
new celeb thread
old thread reached image cap >>714256794
Well /b it looks like I've gotten myself physically addicted to opiates again. Suboxone this time, if been doing it for a couple months now and started shooting it a couple weeks ago. Today I felt like complete shit until I shot some, and that was the last of what I had. So what are some ways to cope with the sickness or make it less bad? I've kicked shooting opana with the help of a hospital detox but I don't want to do that again
High doses of Vitamin B-Complex and Vitamin C taken together, same thing they use to stave off withdrawl from Alcohol.
I went from drinking 20+ oz of whiskey per day to quitting cold turkey with the Vitamin B Complex + Vitamin C regimen and I didn't have withdrawl symptoms at all. And keep in mind that quitting alcohol is MUCH more dangerous than quitting opiates.
Google it, there's tons of research on the subject.
>>714274046
Oh thank you I've never heard of this. You still felt pretty shitty tho right?
>>714273365
Have you tried any kratom?
>>714274511
No I have not, I've hear great things about it and bad things tho, I'm not sure where to find it tho, as I don't like to buy stuff online
Bored snap me /b/? Also post anything itt.
Bump
Who is up?
>>714276905
Me and my cock
Hello /b/,
I got caught shoplifting a 75$ item from walmart the other day and I have court in a week from now...
It's my first time ever being in trouble, but I feel like if i get petty theft / shoplifting / stealing, on my record it will ruin my chance to get a job.
Do any of you guys have any experiences with misdemeanor theft charges to know how to keep them off your record, and/or what to expect my first time in court?
Thanks a lot
>>714275210
lmao
if you're actually over 18 & you didn't run;
you deserve your life ruined by one stupid action you made.
good luck anon
>>714275514
That's a little harsh, considering it was his first mistake.
But yeah I do agree, just because it's ur first time getting in trouble doesn't mean you shouldn't be in trouble at all
How did u manage to get caught I don't even. I'm not going to give crime advice on the internet but they do have bathrooms. .....................wishing U could do it over again huh.
>>714275210
You better lawyer your ass up, that shit will follow you everywhere if you don't get it dealt with properly.
We all have secrets. What's yours?
Mine? I fucked a drunk Ariel Winter.
>>714270647
>a drunk Ariel Winter.
i have a guy coming over right now because i told him i'd suck his dick fuck guys what do i do
Rode knopjes bespelen.
shut up you stupid faggot
we matter
k
incest and sweet feet - keep it legal u pervts.
Need to write an speech for my English class, can be whatever topic i want.
What topic should i choose?
The political and social influences of the potato throughout history.
White oppression.
bumpo
down we go
I think I fucked up with a qt /b/ is there a proper way to ask for a girl's number? I missed the chance to ask for it today because im a cowardly faggot who was afraid of being put off
>be me
>gotta renew driver's license
>need to get a doctor's note saying im fit to drive
>go to a doctor next to the license issuers
>super qt 9/10 doctor opens
>she performs the exam
>I pass it but she accidentally wrote me as unfit, so she says we need to wait like 15 minutes before the system lets her correct the record.
>she starts smalltalk during this time
>tells me she is 24
>im 22 so thats cool
>she just graduated. literally her frst day at the job
>shes very nervous
>I tell her I also study medicine so we start a convo on that but im still a shy autistic faggot
>really think about asking for her number but I dont wanna feel like a creep
>she asks me for my number for the doctor's files
>she literally asks me to repeat it like 5 times because "its not registering" or "she just forgot it"
>tempted to ask for hers
>spaghetti all over the table
>"ok anon your note is done, all good!"
>"t-thanks doctor, g-goodbye!"
>"good bye anon and good luck with medschool :)"
>tfw i'll never see her again
did I fucked up? what should I have done?
>>714275438
I'd say you fucked up. It somewhat sounds as if she was actually trying to make you ask for it. I would have jokingly told her something like "you're trying to keep it for yourself arent you?" When she was failing to register the number, and probe her reaction.
>>714275438
>itt autistic op cant tell clear signs of interest from the opposite sex. Wonders why he is still a virgin
Stop the fucking presses right now.
Being honest though is it really that hard?
>>714275438
I think you did good, not to ask for her number.
Not every girl wants to be flirted with, and she is a doctor during work hours at a (guessing) shitty job. She was talkative because it was her first day and so she hasn't been "soured" also a lot of doctors are nice people, naturally. So dont interpret her actions and interest. Asking for her number would have been very rude IMO
>>714276421
>wonders if a neurodevelopmental disorder has any effect on social interaction
A lot of people cant read social cues. And if op actually has the good ole 'tism then its very likely he especially cant read them
Dudes of /b/, how do you react to a man who just pissed himself in a car wreck?
just let it go
I'd tell him that that's all it takes to sue.
If they make you piss your pants because of the accident, technically they have harmed your body and you can press charges.
making sure someone's okay/calling EMTs > giving a shit about someone pissing themselves
>>714275869
You ignore it.
If you're an emt you offer him a blanket
Can we have a Shota Fucks loli thread? Also Momson?
>>714274264
No..
No we cant.
Rules says you need to atheist bring 10 pictures yourself before kickstarting a thread like this.
>>714274264
there used to be a really good le reddit page about loli and shota, until it got banned cuz sjws being shit
>>714275058
i think if you go to voat.co theres a page there for similar stuff
>>714275058
>le reddit
kys
Brazilian
Visiting Uruguay this summer
Any tips?
Im from Uruguay, what are you looking for here?
>>714274146
Montevideo, for one week.
I'm looking for the underground stuff
>>714274146
good weed too
>>714274428
Best place to go party is Parque Rodó, I would recommend Lola Bar, also check on facebook for any event in Montevideo, you can probably find some parties here. Everybody smokes weed here so just talk with people if you go out and they'll eventually roll a joint and invite you. Then you can ask them to sell you or get you some.
I know people post these a million times a day but what's the least painful way to kill yourself? I have cold and sinus, extra strength acetophenon, muscle relaxers with acetophenon and methocrabonal...
Bump
I'm not a cry baby looking for attention I'm ready to fucking do this... What's the least painful way I've heard death by Tylenol overdose is extremely painful
>>714269724
buy 3 boxes of dulcolax and pop them all, trust me you'll get quick results OP
>>714269724
Knife through the heart.
Not painless and takes massive balls to plunge the knife, but you'd go into shock and bleed out pretty fast. That's how I'd do it personally.
Last four digits is your viking name.
Roll, draw and post niggas
>>714270324
here we go
testing 123
>>714270860
niggir troll eater
lets go
>>714271829
touch her butt
>>714272274
I will spread up her legs, then eat her pussy until she gets wet enough to put my cock inside her
>>714272275
you from san jose?
>>714272274
good shit my dude
WWYD pt. 4
>>714276444
Where my bro with Tess?
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
Miss these
The question is, can short men be alpha? How important is height to women, really? What is the cut off where it becomes an absolute deal breaker for women? 5'7 with gf here.
>What is the cut off where it becomes an absolute deal breaker for women
well that's a very easy question to answer considering all women are a hivemind with identical thoughts and emotions and perfectly symmetrical tastes in men. i'm sure someone answering your question on /b/ will stop you from being such an insecure faggot
>>714273770
George Clooney is not 5' 10".
He's 5' 11".
Seriously though, it really doesn't matter.
You work with what you got, and it doesn't do to worry about things you can't change.
>>714273770
Height is the first thing anyone is going to notice about you. What affect that information has is entirely dependent on the person.
>>714273874
I was just trying to start a discussion, dick! Of course not all women think alike. I was looking for a general consensus.
