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Well /b it looks like I've gotten myself physically addicted to opiates again. Suboxone this time, if been doing it for a couple months now and started shooting it a couple weeks ago. Today I felt like complete shit until I shot some, and that was the last of what I had. So what are some ways to cope with the sickness or make it less bad? I've kicked shooting opana with the help of a hospital detox but I don't want to do that again
High doses of Vitamin B-Complex and Vitamin C taken together, same thing they use to stave off withdrawl from Alcohol.
I went from drinking 20+ oz of whiskey per day to quitting cold turkey with the Vitamin B Complex + Vitamin C regimen and I didn't have withdrawl symptoms at all. And keep in mind that quitting alcohol is MUCH more dangerous than quitting opiates.
Google it, there's tons of research on the subject.
>>714274046
Oh thank you I've never heard of this. You still felt pretty shitty tho right?
>>714273365
Have you tried any kratom?
>>714274511
No I have not, I've hear great things about it and bad things tho, I'm not sure where to find it tho, as I don't like to buy stuff online
>>714274416
Nope. No shakes, no sweats, nothing.
I did have pretty bad anxiety for the first few days after quitting, but that is to be expected. No real physical symptoms manifested at all.
Bored snap me /b/? Also post anything itt.
Bump
Who is up?
>>714276905
Me and my cock
Hello /b/,
I got caught shoplifting a 75$ item from walmart the other day and I have court in a week from now...
It's my first time ever being in trouble, but I feel like if i get petty theft / shoplifting / stealing, on my record it will ruin my chance to get a job.
Do any of you guys have any experiences with misdemeanor theft charges to know how to keep them off your record, and/or what to expect my first time in court?
Thanks a lot
>>714275210
lmao
if you're actually over 18 & you didn't run;
you deserve your life ruined by one stupid action you made.
good luck anon
>>714275514
That's a little harsh, considering it was his first mistake.
But yeah I do agree, just because it's ur first time getting in trouble doesn't mean you shouldn't be in trouble at all
How did u manage to get caught I don't even. I'm not going to give crime advice on the internet but they do have bathrooms. .....................wishing U could do it over again huh.
>>714275210
You better lawyer your ass up, that shit will follow you everywhere if you don't get it dealt with properly.
>>714275210
Good job, you were dumb enough to steal something you could easily buy with a days pay. No one is gonna hire a thief because they will think you will steal their shit. You are on the road to being a statistic.
We all have secrets. What's yours?
Mine? I fucked a drunk Ariel Winter.
>>714270647
>a drunk Ariel Winter.
i have a guy coming over right now because i told him i'd suck his dick fuck guys what do i do
Rode knopjes bespelen.
shut up you stupid faggot
>>714270720
Next time meet them at their place so you have the option of not showing up and they wont know where you live.
we matter
k
>>714274311
>>714274311
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>>714274311
Tits matter
incest and sweet feet - keep it legal u pervts.
Need to write an speech for my English class, can be whatever topic i want.
What topic should i choose?
The political and social influences of the potato throughout history.
White oppression.
bumpo
down we go
>>714271972
The Lessons of Pizzagate.
I think I fucked up with a qt /b/ is there a proper way to ask for a girl's number? I missed the chance to ask for it today because im a cowardly faggot who was afraid of being put off
>be me
>gotta renew driver's license
>need to get a doctor's note saying im fit to drive
>go to a doctor next to the license issuers
>super qt 9/10 doctor opens
>she performs the exam
>I pass it but she accidentally wrote me as unfit, so she says we need to wait like 15 minutes before the system lets her correct the record.
>she starts smalltalk during this time
>tells me she is 24
>im 22 so thats cool
>she just graduated. literally her frst day at the job
>shes very nervous
>I tell her I also study medicine so we start a convo on that but im still a shy autistic faggot
>really think about asking for her number but I dont wanna feel like a creep
>she asks me for my number for the doctor's files
>she literally asks me to repeat it like 5 times because "its not registering" or "she just forgot it"
>tempted to ask for hers
>spaghetti all over the table
>"ok anon your note is done, all good!"
>"t-thanks doctor, g-goodbye!"
>"good bye anon and good luck with medschool :)"
>tfw i'll never see her again
did I fucked up? what should I have done?
>>714275438
I'd say you fucked up. It somewhat sounds as if she was actually trying to make you ask for it. I would have jokingly told her something like "you're trying to keep it for yourself arent you?" When she was failing to register the number, and probe her reaction.
>>714275438
>itt autistic op cant tell clear signs of interest from the opposite sex. Wonders why he is still a virgin
Stop the fucking presses right now.
Being honest though is it really that hard?
>>714275438
I think you did good, not to ask for her number.
Not every girl wants to be flirted with, and she is a doctor during work hours at a (guessing) shitty job. She was talkative because it was her first day and so she hasn't been "soured" also a lot of doctors are nice people, naturally. So dont interpret her actions and interest. Asking for her number would have been very rude IMO
>>714276421
>wonders if a neurodevelopmental disorder has any effect on social interaction
A lot of people cant read social cues. And if op actually has the good ole 'tism then its very likely he especially cant read them
>>714276421
For me it is. You'd need to tell me straight up if you want anything because I literally cannot wrap my heand around indirect requests.
Dudes of /b/, how do you react to a man who just pissed himself in a car wreck?
just let it go
I'd tell him that that's all it takes to sue.
If they make you piss your pants because of the accident, technically they have harmed your body and you can press charges.
making sure someone's okay/calling EMTs > giving a shit about someone pissing themselves
>>714275869
You ignore it.
If you're an emt you offer him a blanket
Op, be honest, did you just piss yourself in a car wreck?
Can we have a Shota Fucks loli thread? Also Momson?
>>714274264
No..
No we cant.
Rules says you need to atheist bring 10 pictures yourself before kickstarting a thread like this.
>>714274264
there used to be a really good le reddit page about loli and shota, until it got banned cuz sjws being shit
>>714275058
i think if you go to voat.co theres a page there for similar stuff
>>714275058
>le reddit
kys
>>714275193
oh fuck off, its a good place to find porn
Brazilian
Visiting Uruguay this summer
Any tips?
Im from Uruguay, what are you looking for here?
>>714274146
Montevideo, for one week.
I'm looking for the underground stuff
>>714274146
good weed too
>>714274428
Best place to go party is Parque Rodó, I would recommend Lola Bar, also check on facebook for any event in Montevideo, you can probably find some parties here. Everybody smokes weed here so just talk with people if you go out and they'll eventually roll a joint and invite you. Then you can ask them to sell you or get you some.
>>714274582
Thanks man, what can you tell me about women? Not very different from Brazil, right?
I know people post these a million times a day but what's the least painful way to kill yourself? I have cold and sinus, extra strength acetophenon, muscle relaxers with acetophenon and methocrabonal...
Bump
I'm not a cry baby looking for attention I'm ready to fucking do this... What's the least painful way I've heard death by Tylenol overdose is extremely painful
>>714269724
buy 3 boxes of dulcolax and pop them all, trust me you'll get quick results OP
>>714269724
Knife through the heart.
Not painless and takes massive balls to plunge the knife, but you'd go into shock and bleed out pretty fast. That's how I'd do it personally.
>>714269724
none of that shit will kill you. Lie down in front of a train, it will be scary but over before you know it.
Last four digits is your viking name.
Roll, draw and post niggas
>>714270324
here we go
testing 123
>>714270860
niggir troll eater
lets go
>>714270324
I don't draw but I want my name
>>714271829
touch her butt
>>714272274
I will spread up her legs, then eat her pussy until she gets wet enough to put my cock inside her
>>714272275
you from san jose?
>>714272274
good shit my dude
>>714272640
she will start begging me to pull my cock out but im not going to until she makes me cum inside her
WWYD pt. 4
>>714276444
Where my bro with Tess?
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team,
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Miss these
>>714275812
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can...
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The question is, can short men be alpha? How important is height to women, really? What is the cut off where it becomes an absolute deal breaker for women? 5'7 with gf here.
>What is the cut off where it becomes an absolute deal breaker for women
well that's a very easy question to answer considering all women are a hivemind with identical thoughts and emotions and perfectly symmetrical tastes in men. i'm sure someone answering your question on /b/ will stop you from being such an insecure faggot
>>714273770
George Clooney is not 5' 10".
He's 5' 11".
Seriously though, it really doesn't matter.
You work with what you got, and it doesn't do to worry about things you can't change.
>>714273770
Height is the first thing anyone is going to notice about you. What affect that information has is entirely dependent on the person.
>>714273874
I was just trying to start a discussion, dick! Of course not all women think alike. I was looking for a general consensus.
>>714273770
1. Of course, that's a no brainer.
2. Dont fuck with bitches that care about height, most girls don't care, so even if you're just a bit taller you're good.
I think the average for America females is like 5'4", so yeah.
Waifu claiming thread
Copypasta rules:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Sameji claim'd
Claiming Felix
![47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NYAdYqm.png "47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png")
claiming this sexy bitch again
best gem claimed
can someone help me find R and I?
>>714275915
add r2 and r4, then r3 and (r2+r4) are in parallel, then that is series with r1....
break it down
u re welcome faggot
>>714276452
HA!
>>714276452
Fuck off, Jim
total resistance is 20 ohms and total current is 11 amps
Pics you shouldn't and faves saved.
No faggot, fuck off.
>>714274202
>>714274532
Any interest?
>>714275119
Yes
