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Rekt thread
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sooner or later
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>>702538476
oh my god i wish i hadn't waited. fucking thing is in 2 pieces
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>>702538476
there already is a rekt thread. faggot.

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Last digit = how many times you must masturbate before you are allowed to go to bed tonight.
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rolling for 9
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Roll
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K
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>>702539941
rollerino

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Nicki minaj thread
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that's one ugly ape
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Bump for the goddess
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>>702538364
Virgin teenager

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Okay /b/ros, I need your advice.

For the past year, I've been in a DD/LG relationship with an amazing girl. We hit it off instantly and she's way kinkier than I ever will be.
I hit the lottery with her, she's a solid 8/10 with a 10/10 personality. We had an amazing relationship until about two weeks ago.
We got into a rather big argument and we didn't speak with each other for 3 full days. After 3 days, I contacted her and she told me to "go away". A day has passed, no contact. Another day passes, and I was just getting ready to head to bed when I get a text from her saying "You're doing fine without me."
I said I wasn't, I was completely crashing down without her. And I was.
She told me "if I gave a rats ass, I would've tried to talk to her way earlier". Truth is, I did want to talk to her, but I didn't want to make her even more mad or anything. I didn't want to add fuel to the fire. Granted, that is my fault.
We talked it through, and we're back on speaking terms.
But she's barely talking to me nowadays. She said that she's really busy with trying to get into college and getting a job at the same time, and I know that takes a big amount of time.
Whilst we were talking about the whole argument thing, I asked her if she had any feelings for me. She said yes, but that they're declining.
Now the part that's really confusing is the immediate next message she sent me: "But I also don't want to break your heart into a million pieces"
Did she actually think about breaking up with me? Does she want to break up with me?

There's more to the story. We're talking now, as I said, but not as much. We don't even say good night to each other anymore. As we're in a DD/LG relationship, she doesn't even refer to me as "Daddy" anymore. I feel like I've lost her, and the only thing that's "keeping us afloat" is the fact that we don't want to hurt each other.

What do, /b/?
> pic related, snippet from a convo way back.

Thread too big to make a TLDR now.
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this shit is cringey and boring af
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Holy shit tl;dr
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>>702539580
>10/10 personality
>She told me "if I gave a rats ass, I would've tried to talk to her way earlier".

also your whole logic. Grow up please.
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She doesn't sound emotionally mature. I've done incest roleplay with my dates in the past, and i am now married to a woman who does incest roleplay with me.

There is a risk that when you date someone into incest roleplay that they are emotionally immature. They want somebody "perfect". A knight in shining armor, who actually treats them like a princess. And if there is any conflict - like all adult relationships actually have, she thinks she hasn't found "the one". And it's just no go from there. She isn't ever going to be as passionate as she was. She isn't ever going to love you as hard. She will not mature as long as you are trying to be together. Maybe she'll never get mature, but you are just enabling her right now.

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I just saw this: Can you imagine? Muricans decided it is a good idea to put MILLIONS OF BLACK balls on the surface of a lake to "prevent the water from getting sunburned". Pretty retarded if you ask me, as water can't get sunburned (stupid muricans).

ITT: we make fun of americans
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Not American? Are you turkish? You take shits in the middle of the street? Stay mad, turkfag
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>>702539553
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>>702539553
ITT:Americans giving no fuck, save minor curiosity as to why you foreigner idiots obsess over us.
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GIANT BALL PIT!

I'M JUMPING IN MOTHERFUCKERS

Also USA eats ass.

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How does a 19 year old with no car get himself laid?
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>>702539237
you dont fag
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>>702539237

He gets a car
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Pay a whore.
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>>702539237
You should ask yourself these questions.

Am I attractive?
Can I talk to women?
Why don't I have a car?

The answers will lead you in the right path.

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What Gang filiation does /b/ have or live close too?
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>>702539341
I Mexicans all around where I live.
does that count?
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I live in North Long Beach. Come take a stroll down Artesia Blvd and find out yourself.
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>>702539784
Nothing but faggots over there.

Post your top three films and get judged by other anons
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1.waking life
2.apocalypto
3.scanner darkly
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>>702538377
Not terrible films, but top 3 suggests that you are 16 and still live at home.
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>>702538097
Stepbrothers
Ted
Jay and silent bob
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1. Thank you for smoking.
2. Das Leben der Anderen
3. Team America!

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What is /b/'s favourite type of cake?

I submit the red velvet cake for your consideration.
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Chocolate
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Red velvet is best kace
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>>702537764
I don't know it's name, but my grand father's company always had the same cake for the anniversary, every year, fucking delicious.
I was waiting for my mother to return with a piece of the cake for me.
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mARBLECAKE

hey /b/ros, i dont understand why some very pretty girls purposefully make themselves look really ugly with stupid hair cuts, tattoos and piercings then put their naked photos on facebook.

Any ideas? This friend of mine is a devoted feminist so im wondering, is it buying into feminism that makes people want to make retarded decisions?
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here's a before pictures.
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>>702538398
Or maybe some people just don't do shit to appease other people you vapid retarded cuck.

Kill yourself.
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here's an after picture
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people are sheep and like to follow trends

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FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
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>>702536400
yes im white and you should fuck me, ebony pussy is the best pussy
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>>702536400
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Get to it
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>>702536843
fam

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Dubs decide the next thing I do for the next year, last year I came with a 5in dildo in my ass.
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Kill yourself
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Hang self
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>>702538222
Punch yourself in the dick for a year
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Burn every hair on your body

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I like the color green. post pics of green/things that are green
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Is there any "good" free drawing programs?
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paint
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>>702535494
except that one
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>>702535454
gimp is pretty good
it's no photoshop, but you get what you pay for
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>>702536181
thx

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What spider is this?
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a brown one, with some black in it
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Brown widow
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Forgot pic
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>>702536260
Araneus Crawlinyouranus, also known as the booty spider.

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I have a dumb newfag question:

Are all the webms in this board actually without sound, or are my browsers acting up?
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>>702536395
Maybe
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>>702536395
I have same problem, bumping for interest
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Are your speaker even on
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>>702536395
there is no sound on /b/, but there is sound on /gif/ wich is what you may be looking for

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ugliest vaginas thread
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Jesus what the fuck is that
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>>702537289
I'd still pound that.
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>>702537289
what
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Story?

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You know what to do.
Let's roll
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roll
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Roll
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I can get behind this post
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Tgt

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Is it weird to start university at 23 ?

I'm French and dropped school for 2 years without any degree, i restarted back last year and entered for a scientific 3 years high school diploma. I did one year so i still have 2 more years to go (just started 2nd year last week).

After that i'd like to go study in the US, the thing is that i'll be turning 23 on summer 2018. So i'd like to know if that'd be weird. Won't students accept me or stuffs like that ? Will i look like a moron in dorms since usually people of my age are in Masters ?

Or maybe people won't give a fuck at all cause i'll be the one who gets the drinks and shits like that ? Uni students, please tell me what you think :)
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nah mate, you won't be an old fart if you're 23 at a university
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>>702538389

Thanks man i'm so pleased to read that. I hope that younger people in their 20s won't see my age as a barrier, i just don't wanna be too old to be able to appreciate the "university life"
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You're too old 4 ""University Lyfe"", but not 2 old 4 University. I'm 24, about to b 25, and i just started @ a community college
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>>702538261
Don't u dare live in the dorms

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ITT: we try to count to 4
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