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Bumpity bump chaka bump!
Post your most depressing confession right here
/b/! Step right up!
>>705456615
Nah.
I hate faggits, niggers, and the islam religion.
My girlfriend cheats on me all the time, but i love her too much to break up with her even tho she destroys My Life
I once peed in my crush's water bottle. Just enough to watch her drink it without noticing.
>>705457194
Dude don't you ever feel like you have to take that shit. She is shit and you should know that.
Sacrifice a rare Pepe for mass consumption and garner insight to your future. My crystal ball demands it.
>>705456998
Ok bae enjoy
>>705456998
Enjoy the rarest, now tell me my future
>>705457102
You will find success, but not happiness. You're destiny will find you balls deep in the infected asshole of a former NFL linebacker. Crack cocaine will play a large role in this.
>>705457248
The crystal ball is not sated.
>>705456998
Tell me my future op
Hey /b/ I'm gonna force feed this small toad to this bigger toad
>>705460664
Do it.
Well?!?
What the fuck? Don't do that.
>>705460779
>What the fuck? Don't do that.
Don't listen to this fuck. Doo ittt
>>705460664
>going to choke one toad with another
PART 3
If you could fuck one actress while she's in full character costume, who would you pick?
(she prefers to go by Denise now)
Surprised no nuns yet...
Felicityyyy
>>705452100
ass
FB thread cont.
any moar?
![8bcd998b83a92a4b1d8228e33386bdaf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DtJ6B7s.jpg "8bcd998b83a92a4b1d8228e33386bdaf[1].jpg")
ITT: we summon mods
This could go two ways,
Really good
Or really bad
I think I'll stay to see
>>705458474
Bump
Anyone have a kik grp starting?
>>705458679
that's a pepporoni not c
Pics u saved from anons and want more of!! Starting with her!!
please tell me someone got the anon with the sharpie in her ass fuck
her!
>>705442260
What's her snap? Share it over kik?
I know who this is, but I'd like more pic sof her.
I might pay whoever can find me where the original was put, and are able to provide more.
Feels thread?
Here's some music i like, to accompany the feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaf lYHLGiRQ
Well guys i turned 18 last week and its my senior year of hs and im a fucking loser. I have never had a gf or been to prom/homecoming in the past years either. Also most likely wont show up to this years events too. I tried sports and stuff but couldnt play for shit. Big dissapointment to my father too obviously. I find it kind of funny that the seniors before me told me these were going to be the best years of my life. Yet these could be the worst. Im thinking about just ending my life so i dont have to keep living with this realization that it dosent get better.
I'm here with you. It doesn't always get easier
>>705432223
Hey anon, I was the same, a few friends, never got invited to do cool shit in HS, went to prom my mother wanted to go. spent it in a chair sitting down, i tried dancing, people got away from me, ignored me, now im 21 and a shit job, shit life, no gf, but you know what? i'm not going the easy way out, i picked up smoking so i guess im killing myself slowly but yeah just keep going..my hopes is that ill find a girl that will take me away from this cave of depression and sadness that i built. i can only hope...
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>>705432223
same dude
>have hardly any social skills
>cant even talk to girls and every time i try they just end up not replying back
>still a virgin
>im on a roller coaster of depression
sorry for the shit green text but i can feel you annon
>>705432223
Your father will get over it. If he wanted someone to be good at sports he could have tried harder himself, too.
But you might try going platonicly with aome friends to prom. It's not the most exciting thing (it wasn't for me, anyway), but it's something to experience.
It'll get better (seriously). Just make some other goal to accomplish so you have that to look forward to.
Пока дудосеры ебут сервера двача, стартую здесь кежуал рашн тред
>>705436616
Fucking goblin language.
>>705436809
that's not a goblin that's a leper gnome you filthy fucking casual
>>705436616
Я не могу уснуть пока двач лежит
Куда вообще все сыбались? Где временное убежище?
аноны,так там теперь только по пасскоду не?абу плачет по 670тб в мес,двач все,помянем
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous because she's perfect beautiful and gorgeous
Roll
Well fuck
Might have to wait until the next time
Rollll
fuck it
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE
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>>705452900
Pick the girl. 7.
>>705453636
Left tits
>>705454085
panties?
>>705452900
TITTS
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
fuck off
>>705451477
ur not my real dad u cant tell me what to do!
>>705451477
You fuck off
>>705451405
I work for the CIA
s/fur
What is the deal with car people saying shit like "you should replace this every 25k miles" or "this should last you 50k metres".
What the hell does distance have to do with how many times the spark plugs have fired? How do you know I go at 3k RPM instead of 8k?
Maybe I like having my Rotary go up to 8k because it can, damn it.
>>705455034
>Rotary
>Only revving to 8k
Legal Loli thread 3??
Seriously, you guys are savages.
Last one: 705443978 hit the image limit again....
going to bed soon
To anyone wh9o wants loli content on their Facebook wall everyday, like the Re:Loli page on the site. It's quality content.
I don't really feel like posting.
OH SHIT NIGGERS THIS IS THE REAL DEAL STOP HIM
>>705447573
boop
KAME. HAME. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rolling
>>705447573
But I stand no chance..
keep firing men. KERPANGOWPOONAMOW
General web developer / development thread
>>705446587
You never get laid, do you?
bump
any web developers out there?
>>705446781
Yes
>>705446587
holy cow motherfucker I was waiting for this kind of thread for ages
please somebody tell me how the fuck I can make an online database that's free and unlimited
OR
something like that
Please, google sucks, it only shows me databases that I have to pay like 100 USD for like 1 mb of storage, that's fucken fullshit, I just want to use SQL, the free version
how the fuck
>>705446923
What are you using this "online database" for?
ASSSSSSSS
>>705448145
More?
.
back for another show. R34 thread!
Celeb thread- Katy Perry getting blacked edition
Remember to sage when replying to trash thread kids
>>705437526
Ya te vi Nargentino de mierda. Katy Perry ya te dejo. Vuelve con Marley >:^) Chupaculos
>starting with a fake
dead on arrival
