I'm a black woman that wants to fuck a white guy. My family would flip if I did. How come no white guys approach me they just look. Something wrong with me?
timestamp or gtfo
Some guys just don't like to have sex with an animal
>>674291066
I'd fuck the girl in that picture
I want a white guy to piss in my ass
>Can't work because 400lbs
>Medication I'm makes me hungry for microwave pizza all the time
>I've switched to sugar free energy drinks
>only joy in my life is my custom made Sakura Trick dakimakura
>mom comes over
>anon this place is a mess
>try to explain I'm too tired to clean
>I don't use plates anyway, they can stay in the sink
>bitch says she's not giving me money I needed to order limited edition visual novel on J list
>I emphasise the limited over and over, she doesn't listen
>I tell her i've switched to sugar free energy drinks, down to 6 pizzas a day and washed my hug pillow
>she responds by taking my Haru-chan from me and storming out
>pissed off, death threats over voicemail
>but I even said I'd just have the money for new game and buy food out of my own cash
>still no answer
>Fml
Try eating only in the morning. Fast through the night and you can eat whatever you want in the morning.
>>674290952
WAT?
also, fuken saved m8
>>674291253
I'm not normally up in the morning, that'd only give me a few hours to eat in the afternoon.
why not an hero?
TURN ON CNN.....
HOLY FUCK
Link pls
nice try faggot :^)
19:00 ...
Rate my boobs
chocolate nipple/10
Timestamp or gtfo.
Was totally going to save pic and beat off furiously, but then.. ant sized pic.
for the doubter
how does it feel knowing i could crush your head like a grape?
>>674291606
With your hernia?
Organ distention. Hgh bruh? If not, then you clearly don't know how to work your abs out properly.
>>674291606
Your body is disgusting
>>674291702
>>674291744
>>674291763
>falling for the memester
Just had a wisdom tooth removed
Now my whole face feels numb, this is weird
Change your gauze
>>674288015
I need mine removed but the thought of going under horrifies me. How was the procedure op?
>>674289487
Bump same here. Both Lower teeth
That's just the drugs they put in, it goes away after a while.
Any photoshop masters on here able to make this bottle into an alcoholic drink? Beer or some shit like that? Needing it for facebook. Thanks!
b
get the fuck out of here, look up some tutorials, and do it yourself. it won't take that long and you'll be able to use photoshop for the rest of your life and can do shit like this whenever you want for yourself, and others.
/b/ isn't your personal photoshop service
done.
>>674289703
I will do, just need a short term fix
Hunger Games thread.
First 36 are in!
Previous thread: >>674283386
Zoolander
Charlie
"Orange Boy" Gottwald
Captain Falcon
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtfaden)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
>Sind sie meistens auch true, halt die Faggots die eh nie cool genug waren um sich selber Weed zu checken. Mein Punkt ist halt das ich für mich persönlich miese Schwierigkeiten hatte Weed richtig zu gebrauchen. Viel zu alltagstauglich, viel zu subtil und die Kultur drumherum bringt dich in so ein Feedbackloop wo nie Weed an deinen Problemen schuld ist und die Leute die motzen sind halt Idioten die Alkohol konsumieren der viel schädlicher ist.
>>674288959
In der Tat.
Das ist schade, würdest du damit vernünftig umgehen, hättest du auch deine wahre Freude daran. Obwohl ich nicht wenig rauche, habe ich die Freude daran nie verloren.
Reportiere wieder ein. War der Typ der aufgehört hat Weed zu rauchen und wollte grade dem Islamisten antoworten warum der Islam die untermenschlichste Wahlmöglichkeit ist wenn man sich schon irgend einer toxischen Ideologie ergeben muss die das Selbstwertgefühlkünstlich erhöht.
>>674289788
>wollte grade dem Islamisten antoworten warum der Islam die untermenschlichste Wahlmöglichkeit ist wenn man sich schon irgend einer toxischen Ideologie ergeben muss die das Selbstwertgefühlkünstlich erhöht.
Dies
>>674289788
Bin der andere Weedkonsumierende Anon.
Yo, Religion ist doch immer für n Arsch, egal welche. Sie wird nie dazu Dienen das es den Ausführenden in irgend einer art und weise gut geht. (Buddhismus ausgenommen)
How does this make you feel?
>>674289996
Like you need better taste in loli.
>>674289996
It's a cartoon character!
>>674290239
Shots fired
My parents are arguing hardcore. I'm closed in my room playing video games, but I've heard my mom saying she is envious of her friends with money and no children. My little brother is sleeping, so he missed it, but man, I feel bad now... What do?
I know the feel. Don't feel bad anon. She probably just said it because she's angry. You're not to blame. My parents made me feel shitty during their devorce too. It'll get better
My parents used to say that, but it was a joke. Your mom probably loves you a ton, just lets her tongue slip when under stress, like most if us do.
Bullshit, they say the truth tends to come out when people are angry. Try to get a job save up money, take your brother and move out of that fucking house. Fuck those parents, they don't want you; you don't need to be fucked by those scum.
>>674288745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gyAIivghc
What should I put for my yearbook quote 4 chan?
Can I have 5 dollars?
I asked 4chan for a yearbook quote
Look at you, reading this yearbook 20 years on, and you still havn't amounted to anything.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
rule /34/
>>674291211
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD
Tributing as many as possible
this one plz
plz friend
These two are drowning and you've got one life jacket, who do you throw it to?
I would let them fight for it
>>674290000
Trash can
>>674290000
Whichever has the bigger dick.
The one on the right because he looks like he could get his life together.
Ask an anon with major depressive disorder who is suicidally depressed anything.
If you also have depression, post here. Maybe we can help each other, you and I.
>>674289729
Go kill yourself
>>674289882
Sorry, I wish I could.
>>674289729
Why are you wearing a woman's cartigan.
you still owe us tits from the other day. post em faggot.
FB fap thread
Sir, we have information that leads us to believe that you are in possession of illegal dubs.
Under the dubs act I will now be searching you for illegal doubles. You are detailed for the duration of the search and you are entitled to a copy of my report. I am officer anon stationed at /b/.
Now do you have 2 of anything that you shouldn't have on you?
Nope. I'm clean as fuck.
>>674286764
No dubs here. God save the queen
what you mean, no dubs here
>>674287664
Apologies for the inconvenience sir. Make sure you don't pick up another 2 on your way home.
God save her
Warn a friend of mine to don't buy an Iphone and give reasons to why he shouldn't but it
>buys it anyways
Warn my cousin to not buy a PS4 and instead use that money to buy a descent computer and give reasons why he should buy a PC instead of a PS4
>buys the PS4 anyways, and he doesn't have money to buy games for it or to pay playstation plus
I'm bad at warning people? Or people aren't good at listening?
>>674285512
>keep being exactly who you want to be
>spend Zero time worrying about 'why they'
>????
>Profit
>>674285512
Whats a descent computer?
>>674285512
No, you most probably live alongside ignorant cunts that don't care about your opinion.
>>674286161
A computer on a submarine? I don't fucking know just listen to the man's opinion he's obviously VERY knowledgeable about technology!!
CTRL + V then post it
cat tongue
I don't remember why I had that in there
especially
http://www.xvideos.com/prof-video-click/pornstar/mia-callista/10272500/arab_teen_does_porn_mia_callista_aka_mia_khalifa_3_5
70.162.14.162
not sure what that is to
