What should I put for my yearbook quote 4 chan?
Can I have 5 dollars?
I asked 4chan for a yearbook quote
Look at you, reading this yearbook 20 years on, and you still havn't amounted to anything.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
rule /34/
>>674291211
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD
Tributing as many as possible
this one plz
plz friend
These two are drowning and you've got one life jacket, who do you throw it to?
I would let them fight for it
>>674290000
Trash can
>>674290000
Whichever has the bigger dick.
The one on the right because he looks like he could get his life together.
Ask an anon with major depressive disorder who is suicidally depressed anything.
If you also have depression, post here. Maybe we can help each other, you and I.
>>674289729
Go kill yourself
>>674289882
Sorry, I wish I could.
>>674289729
Why are you wearing a woman's cartigan.
you still owe us tits from the other day. post em faggot.
FB fap thread
Sir, we have information that leads us to believe that you are in possession of illegal dubs.
Under the dubs act I will now be searching you for illegal doubles. You are detailed for the duration of the search and you are entitled to a copy of my report. I am officer anon stationed at /b/.
Now do you have 2 of anything that you shouldn't have on you?
Nope. I'm clean as fuck.
>>674286764
No dubs here. God save the queen
what you mean, no dubs here
>>674287664
Apologies for the inconvenience sir. Make sure you don't pick up another 2 on your way home.
God save her
Warn a friend of mine to don't buy an Iphone and give reasons to why he shouldn't but it
>buys it anyways
Warn my cousin to not buy a PS4 and instead use that money to buy a descent computer and give reasons why he should buy a PC instead of a PS4
>buys the PS4 anyways, and he doesn't have money to buy games for it or to pay playstation plus
I'm bad at warning people? Or people aren't good at listening?
>>674285512
>keep being exactly who you want to be
>spend Zero time worrying about 'why they'
>????
>Profit
>>674285512
Whats a descent computer?
>>674285512
No, you most probably live alongside ignorant cunts that don't care about your opinion.
>>674286161
A computer on a submarine? I don't fucking know just listen to the man's opinion he's obviously VERY knowledgeable about technology!!
CTRL + V then post it
cat tongue
I don't remember why I had that in there
especially
http://www.xvideos.com/prof-video-click/pornstar/mia-callista/10272500/arab_teen_does_porn_mia_callista_aka_mia_khalifa_3_5
70.162.14.162
not sure what that is to
Does anyone know who this is?
I know who she is.
I do.
No but id like to.
Use those thighs as earmuffs for days.
i also know her
guys why no incest thread? I need it. I have no story but have a pic.
>>674286662
Pic of who? Your sister?
have a gif
>>674287260
nah just a pic. I think it's Hayley Leigh. I have no sister, but I like incest bread.
It's says Hailey Leigh in the picture you geniuses. This is why wincest thread always 404d, they fill of morons.
Trap/CD/General Shemale thread
bumpbumbpbumbpbuimbpb8mbp
gf pics thread
What's bothering you?
What's bothering me? The fact that I like to listen to Metal. Almost any Metal. Black, Thrash, Heavy..
However, most people I know fucking pick on me for it. I don't like Pop music (which is what they listen to).
Well. Now that's off my chest. I kinda feel better.
>>674286513
Im pretty sure there is something wrong with my testicles and im delaying going to the doctor cause I dont wanna get one removed or be told I have test cancer
What's bothering me is that i can't fucking leave until i get dubs. Also i spell like a fucking 3 year old
>>674287212
Fuck them, anon. I listen to metal too, black metal being the current. I'm also femanon, so it's not as common for a woman to listen to metal, so I get made fun of for not loving Justin Faggot's new jam because I'd rather be over here Hailing Satan and shit.
my mom is a porn actress, should i kill myself?
Name?
>>674287489
Seth Macfarlane
>>674287267
naw
no do her and post vid here
Got some of this girl's creeps to sher. She was torturing me and other people for 3 years, dreesing like it almost every day. 3 years since then.
Got a girlfriend and don't do creeps anymore, so no "get a life" posts pls. But fap to this since then.
This is from maturity exam. 18/19, althought I know, that she looks younger. That's fantastic to me. But legal, trust me.
I can't post those in line. People home. If you want more, you have to bump it. Sry.
Why? Got a good day and want to share. Simply. So you can fap.
She had to realise, that people had to take photos like this, dressing similiary so often. So nothing wrong I think.
No contact with her anyway now. A little shame, but only cause nowadays she seems to have dropped "ONLY PANTYHOSE" rule (honestly - no bare legs for 3 years. Not even once.). And no photos with bare legs. Damn. An only shame, cause she was nobody interesting. And kinda evil person, even.
Cute in looks thought, so have a nice fap.
Other day, other outfit. Personal fav one. You can tell me, which one you like, so I can post more.
any upskirt?
what is /b/'s opinion on this cute sicko?
edgelords welcome to bump the thread!
>>674287704
She is hot as hell...
>>674287704
That was actually fucking disturbing.
I'll never understand you faggots
>>674287879
True, would do
Hope she gets sick tbh
Pee porn thread
>>674285823
Jesus, kid. Just type it into google.
Or stay here for the next three hours constantly reposting this thread. Whatever.
This is my fetish
Ask a Jew anything
Is the reason why you circumcise your men because your women can't resist anything that's 20% off?
>>674288407
On a scale from 1 to 10 can I borrow 5 dollars?
>>674288407
You caught us, we are just too avaricious!
Bath plug, shower curtain, every fuse from every plug in the house, every handle off the cupboards and all the screwdrivers.
>>674289137
Just hardcore strip all the screws on important stuff.
>>674289137
Drawers from the refrigerator
Oven racks
Couch cushions
>>674289137
1 sock from each pair
>>674289137
all a/c-adapters
cables from TV 'n HiFi
the toilet-seat
