YLYL
At exactly 3:37 AM, you will be visited by the ghost of Yoshida Matsuro. Her face will be the last thing you see unless you post in this thread.
will she at least give me a blowjob?
My cum can make her face heal
Vegan cum
>>700496495
kek
>Be masturbating to family photos of my mom when she was in middle school
>Mommy comes in and sees
>Asks me to stop
>Stand up, still masturbating (Slowly, dont want to cum yet, but dont wanna have to start over)
>Explain that incest was just invented by normies to make it harder for robots to get laid, and that only a fucking freak wouldn't be attracted to viable pussy when available
>She sighs and leaves
>finally able to finish up, want some spaghetti
>Go downstairs and see mommy in kitchen
>Cooking roast chicken
>Screech at her and ask why she didn't make spaghetti
>Her answer is the final straw
>"What? You didn't ask for spaghetti."
>Lunge at her and kick the shit out of her
>Shit on her whore face when she's down
>As she lays there, her pants ride up quite a lot
>See her ass clearly through her pants
>Mutter "Only a freak wouldn't be attracted to viable... viable pussy..."
>Don't want to lose virginity yet (saving for my highschool friend who I haven't spoken to in 17 years, still holding out hope we'll meet again and she'll have stayed pure for me too)
>Jerk off onto her ass instead, write a note on the white wall of the kitchen in my own shit
>"Spaghetti. One hour. Or next time, I'll do it worse, then kill myself and blame you in the suicide note."
include me in the screenshot, this might get maybe two upvotes
Top Kek OP
I came.
>>700460866
medium kek at most faggot
Let's get to rolling
xD
niggers
f
nugger
non-porn webms
Trap/sissy/femboy/cd ECT thread <3
OC very welcome as per usual
I should go to sleep or stop posting in these threads for today :P
Any latex or condom stuff? Someone posted a couple in an earlier thread and it was hot...
>>700492583
i just came back home to make this thread and you're still awake ;c
>>700492395
moar
Moar of my ex gf?
Moar
Fuck yeah, she's sexy
Pause movies at 33:33 and guess the title
part 3
Let's start off easy
>>700498576
citizen kane?
>>700498576
casablanca
>>700498680
whiplash?
Deutsch THread
#original
wie gehts?
was ging am we?
wo seht ihr euch in 5 jahren?
seid ihr glücklich?
>>700480581
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/katastrophenfall-bevoelkerung-soll-vorraete-anlegen-a-1108760.html
Es scheint so, dass die CIA mit ihrer Prognose recht haben wird...
>>700480581
>wie gehts?
geht so
>was ging am we?
nix
>wo seht ihr euch in 5 jahren?
immer noch studieren
>seid ihr glücklich?
geht so
>>700480581
GF's TITS Tournament.
Post your gf's tits and we rate
>>700489018
6/10
>>700489198
Can't see them, 4/10
Bootleg thread
>>700486641
kek
Choose wisely.
Ability to draw very straight lines.
>>700493934
>The more guns I own the more power I have
>Live in Australia
>>700494090
In Australia the government owns your guns.
>>700493934
>quadrepelegic Helen Keller type
>Spidey senses for everything
Hey /b/rothers, do you have any ahegao pics that you can share with me? I'm collecting them.
>>700492990
so goofy.
>>700493223
very goofy
>>700492990
DuckDuckGo is your friend familia
>>700493623
i'll go look that up
thanks fam
you cringe you lose thread cont, get in here
Pause movie at 33.33 others guess movie
number 2
easy one to start with
>>700493525
Dr Strangelove
>>700493525
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
gonna post my ones nobody got on the first thread
Do people still think Trump would be a good president, or is the meme dead? Doesn't really matter at this point, I guess, he's already lost
When are the elections? I'm not american
> "If she really cared then she would have talked to you"
I'm getting some late night feels, get in here while i kill my pain with vodka
drinking heineken. Playing megaman X because I have no one to drink with.
>>700468950
I think for the first time I'm getting mixed signals from someone. It had never happened to me before, but I might be confusing someone's niceness for her liking me. When we are togueter we are cool, but she hardly ever gets back to my texts.
>>700468793
Honestly bro. Forget her. She was probably a dumb cunt to begin with
I'm in my feels too, listening to all kinds of music. Alcohol, anti depressants, and coke... SMH
NZ General Thread /nzg/
Lazy Sunday Edition.
Too early. Come back at 9pm
>>700479181
No.
>>700478894
sup, dunedin here. Went to Minami's today. was average as fuck, you might as well go to the Jitsu which is directly across the road.
>>700479311
Have you tried the new jap place. Kenko?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700485829
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>The Shitposters will go away
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I like spending time with normies for free things.
Claim
>>700490644
Lol, what is with the borb meme? And that song actually sounds breddy gud
>>700491528
Is this filename some sort of reference?
S A D B O Y S
>>700491554
You are a normie.
>>700492172
>>700492179
Any nudes?
>>700492179
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